Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

The Disneyland photo has made me realise Chibi could probably pass himself off as a fairly convincing FtM tranny.

It would help explain that God awful beard, because it has the same energy as the beards women are able to grow, combined with the generally greasy sheen they take on once they start popping horse piss pills and get a second puberty.

 

[Revolved]

Dude come on https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1479171958466129924?s=20
View attachment 2864836
why does he insist on always having his dick out

Random thoughts: 1. If it weren't for the fact that it's fucking Chibi (and therefore basically impossible for him to keep it hidden due to being utterly inept at everything), I'd bet a kidney he was actively grooming kids. Just fucking look at him here.
2. How can he be so hairy yet so obviously devoid of testosterone?
3. Perhaps we're wrong about the fake-bi thing, this picture screams massive faggot.
4. From the angle in that video, his brother looks like an adult version of those kids with the fucked up heads that had a thread here. Their parents kept popping them out and exploiting them for social media clout/fame until they all died IIRC. I forget the family name. Probably a few in the Tard Baby General as well.

Has he mentioned the therapy he needed so badly (I think it was therapy) a single time after his mom relented and gave him the money, or did just immediately begin blowing it all to consoom product?

 

[Tonberry]

The light and the angle make the already ugly as fuck moustache look downright terrifying. It looks like extremely overgrown nose hair. For the love of god trim that shit, Adam.

 

[Sweetheart]

Looks like Chibi got a new favorite e-girl that just ignores him while he does not get the clue. Also imagine being on a vacation with friends but instead of doing fun things with them you're watching and lurking in some e-girl's Twitch stream.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Has he mentioned the therapy he needed so badly (I think it was therapy) a single time after his mom relented and gave him the money, or did just immediately begin blowing it all to consoom product?

The family embarked on this vacation directly after the holidays so there really hasn't been time to schedule appointments or anything. He gets something of a pass until they return to Michigan and get back to "normal" life.

 

[SmugDruggler]

It looks like his fly is semi unzipped.

They look like swim trunks. The velcro fly is probably just losing structural integrity against his raging boner.

 

[winterfag]

View attachment 2867373

"What is your go-to date?"
"Dress in cute clothes and go out"

Very enlightening, Chibi, what a lady's man

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

Still thinking about that time chibi got ran out of a fucking 3D printing discord server

 

[BadBunnyBurnell]

Dude come on https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1479171958466129924?s=20
View attachment 2864836
why does he insist on always having his dick out

1. I guess chibi figured everyone had already seen it so why not?
2. Now the trolls have nothing to use against him because HE posted his boner pic first.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

I hate to break it to chibi, but his new love interest has already been taken

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"What is your go-to date?"
"Dress in cute clothes and go out"

Very enlightening, Chibi, what a lady's man

Just a bit of evidence that he's never actually gone on a real date with a woman. Wearing cute clothes? What is this and why would that be your standard for a date?

You go to your, or her, favorite restaurant. Head down to the amusement park. Go for a long walk on the beach or some park and rent one of those swan boats. You know, stuff that you can do together and you can make memories from. Playing dress up? Not part of the package unless you're an autist... ooooooh sorry. Forgot who we were talking about for a moment.

Never mind. Carry on.

 

[William Shatner]

I hate to break it to chibi, but his new love interest has already been taken
View attachment 2867825

Not as if that has ever stopped him beofore

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

His idea of sex is wearing and then jacking off in his dates panties.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

View attachment 2867304
The light and the angle make the already ugly as fuck moustache look downright terrifying. It looks like extremely overgrown nose hair. For the love of god trim that shit, Adam.

I genuinely think its the beard. Like...some people really don't know how to take care of facial hair. Dude looks like Robin Williams in Jumanji when they first find him

Edit: Sorry for the image being too huge mod

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

His idea of sex is wearing and then jacking off in his dates panties.

Is it even a real date if it doesn't end with her rocking back and forward in the fetal position in a hysterical fit of tears asking when she can have her panties back?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

View attachment 2867304
The light and the angle make the already ugly as fuck moustache look downright terrifying. It looks like extremely overgrown nose hair. For the love of god trim that shit, Adam.

You ignoramus. He uses the extensions to filter feed. Likewise with the greasy hair, it helps latch onto prey. Motherfucker is broke and doesn't know how to cook, where else do you expect him to get food?

On a serious note, what's up with the single strand of blue in his hair? I remember his hair being fully blue and slowly transitioning into this shit. I know you have to touch up the roots, but how do you end up with only a small strand of color left?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Is it even a real date if it doesn't end with her rocking back and forward in the fetal position in a hysterical fit of tears asking when she can have her panties back?

Luckily not a single female would want to come near him. Not only can't he get a date he constantly gets ignored on dating apps with his cringe pick up lines about paper mario.

 

[Dill]

will chibi ever find a consoomer wife

 

[Esmeraude]

I think it’s safe to say that he’s blown the $4k on this Disney vacation. There’s no way he’s staying off property and those resorts are fucking expensive even if you’re going “budget”. Add in all the gift shop hauls and the overpriced food and drink, and it’s all pissed away in a hurry.

That being said, a Chibi Disney adult arc would be hilarious and cringe.

 

[the khat quaffer]

View attachment 2867304
The light and the angle make the already ugly as fuck moustache look downright terrifying. It looks like extremely overgrown nose hair. For the love of god trim that shit, Adam.

When he slides those shades down, he won't be able to see anything but grease and stains and shit.

Men that don't trip their nose hairs like this make me want to grab their hideous walrus tusks with some tweezers and rip them off. Odds are he's sucking on the ends of those hairs as some kind of tic.