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From those damn dirty ONA rascals
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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So, I did a bit of sleuthing into Rick's past. Into his history. Into his psyche, if you will. I now have information that would shock many of the atalkers. This information could actually land Rick in hot water, if handed over to the proper authorities.
I'll sum it up as succinctly as possible: he's a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fat jerk, who also happens to be fat. Fat, too.
I'll sum it up as succinctly as possible: he's a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fat jerk, who also happens to be fat. Fat, too.
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This was back in the day when all you really needed to sell a book was the name "HARLAN ELLISON" on the cover. You knew whatever was inside the covers would be worth what you were paying. It might upset you, it might even piss you off, but your money would not be wasted.
But now we are in the day of Fat Rick, when cover art scavenged off stock "art" sites greets you on the cover, and whatever is inside, no matter what it is, will not make you feel anything other than possible disgust at what a soulless shitty world we are now in.
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Captain Patrick S. Tomlinson of the starship Jack Murphy, at your service, child.
But seriously, WTF is up with these designs? It's like someone kitbashed together the worst of hard science-fiction designs and worst of soft science-fiction designs. Like the big protrusion on the back makes sense if you've got a nuclear pusher plate (like NASA's Project Orion), but why would you need that for a "gravity well projector?" Does Pat's explanation of how artificial gravity or FTL travel work in his universe somehow requires this? And WTF are they "exposed" for? Like if you're moving in space AT ALL a chunk of anything can fuck up your hull, why would you want something like that hanging out ready to be sheered off because you hit a fist-sized rock/chunk of space debris?
The beamed energy receiver doesn't make sense either. If you have a reactor, you're already lugging a power source around with you, why do you need an additional power source? It looks like Pat has some idea regarding a solar sail, in which case you don't a silly receiver, the sail itself is the receiver and would be better off being placed on the "gravity well projector" because you want the biggest possible area so the beam can stay focused on your sail as long as possible.
Pat has no idea how to design a spaceship, but the entirety of his scientific knowledge is drunkenly misremembered pop science so I don't blame him.
The beamed energy receiver doesn't make sense either. If you have a reactor, you're already lugging a power source around with you, why do you need an additional power source? It looks like Pat has some idea regarding a solar sail, in which case you don't a silly receiver, the sail itself is the receiver and would be better off being placed on the "gravity well projector" because you want the biggest possible area so the beam can stay focused on your sail as long as possible.
Pat has no idea how to design a spaceship, but the entirety of his scientific knowledge is drunkenly misremembered pop science so I don't blame him.
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Basically the way FTL works in his novel is you cannot use the gravity well device in a solar system. What they do is the ship is basically ‘shot’ with a huge particle accelerator so it can get pushed outbound then once the ship gets far enough they can use the gravity drive. Also the accelerator is used to slow down incoming ships too
Fat Trick Cyberstalker
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I have been lurking on this forum for years, following various lolcows. But I can say, after reading this entire thread, that this one just baffles me completely. How did he get like this? What could turn this person, bar mental illnesses, into such a neurotic, delusional (fat) mess? What happened in his life to make him like this?
I can't say I really enjoy this thread as much as I'm fascinated by it, like watching a car wreck in real time.
I can't say I really enjoy this thread as much as I'm fascinated by it, like watching a car wreck in real time.
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Much like Ethan Ralph, Moviebob, and DSP, Fatrick got a little taste of fame and it went to his head.
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It's the chicken or the egg scenario; it doesn't really matter who or what or how, all that matters is
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Was Pat ever on the level of relevance any of those people were? All of these people got hundreds of thousands of views on their internet videos and have been relevant internet personas for years. Pat has had literally no success in his life beside a single viral tweet raging against Trump, a Tor contract, and weaseling his way into appearing for a few seconds on a random documentary or two.
But maybe you're right. Maybe Pat was so hungry for fame that the minute hehad any success whatsoever he acts like he's some sort of celebrity god, like he's the best parts of Stephen King, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and George Carlin, and any day now he's going to get that call from CNN telling him offering him his very own show.
James done did it
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I've said it before, don't want to PL too much but I see less extreme versions of Pat every day and the story is all the same.
1. Coddling mother
2. weak/non-present father (who is then often mythologized)
3. Childhood focused on 'self esteem' ideology, praise was always directed at their traits/states of being and not at their effort or work.
The "fame" is irrelevant. I guarantee that Pat was like this before getting a blue check. This is the recipe for a typical "smart but lazy" narcissist. Most of these people hit a wall in the real world where they finally eat a slice of humble pie and admit/discover they need help unpacking why they are the way they are. In fact that's often a divorce, Patrick might have managed to unfuck himself if he took his first wife leaving him as an opportunity to reassess himself as a person. Instead he found a second, uglier wife who was more willing to put up with his immaturity (which is the fundamental problem with this sort of person and why they usually have problems succeeding in relationships) and numerous glaring personal flaws. Of course they got married when he was riding much higher than he currently is so who knows if that lasts.
1. Coddling mother
2. weak/non-present father (who is then often mythologized)
3. Childhood focused on 'self esteem' ideology, praise was always directed at their traits/states of being and not at their effort or work.
The "fame" is irrelevant. I guarantee that Pat was like this before getting a blue check. This is the recipe for a typical "smart but lazy" narcissist. Most of these people hit a wall in the real world where they finally eat a slice of humble pie and admit/discover they need help unpacking why they are the way they are. In fact that's often a divorce, Patrick might have managed to unfuck himself if he took his first wife leaving him as an opportunity to reassess himself as a person. Instead he found a second, uglier wife who was more willing to put up with his immaturity (which is the fundamental problem with this sort of person and why they usually have problems succeeding in relationships) and numerous glaring personal flaws. Of course they got married when he was riding much higher than he currently is so who knows if that lasts.
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It's not as if your explanation precludes the idea that Tomlinson is addicted to fame. He was already a narcissist, but when he got his first taste of validation through internet asspats, he chased that dragon hard, and he's still chasing it
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Whenever Patrick puts "child" in a post, I end up mentally reading the whole thing in the voice of a sassy black grandma.
It's pretty funny.
It's pretty funny.
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"I get a blue check for being important"
oh no no no wonder he seethes so much about losing it, AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
fat.
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It's even more pathetic than that. He once had a blue checkmark, but lost it when he violated Twitter's terms of service and had his account suspended. When he got the account back, he lost his blue check, and Twitter refused to reinstate it. He seethes about it to this day, and because of it tries to carry himself as a king in exile, but it comes off as a big fish in a small pond.
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It is kind of funny that a guy with a One Ring tattoo could not have been more oblivious to the effects that little check mark was having on his psyche.
One check to child them all
One check to find them
One check to bring them all
and into meatloaf grind them
One check to child them all
One check to find them
One check to bring them all
and into meatloaf grind them
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Harlan Ellison was a lolcow in his own right. He was like Fatrick, but successful:
- Gigantic asshole
- Vexatious litigant
- Told a fan that sent him a letter "if you wanted to thank me, you wouldn't have interrupted me with this letter"
- Mailed someone a dead gopher
- Got banned from the campus of Texas A&M for calling their cadets Nazis
- Groped a woman on stage at a convention
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I can't stop reading it in South Park Honey Boo Boo voice
Mr Gray
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I encountered this dude years ago on Twitter, and am not shocked at all to find this autist is still fuming on Twitter obsessing over "stalkers", Trump, and being a blue checkmark...the exact same thing he was doing two years ago. That's not even the funniest part of all this.
Despite constantly sending out hundreds of tweets a week he has almost NO engagement and has to pay for someone to bot followers. Like why? I guess I just don't understand the serious business that is Twitter
Torque Wheeler
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He has a gay little tattoo on top of being fat and annoying and fat? Rick is truly an endless cornucopia of secondhand embarrassment
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Here's that little taste of fame for those that haven't seen it.
Yes, that's the lone highlight of Pat's life. Because of this tweet he has spent 5k to hire a lawyer to get his twitter back, twice. Pat has also bought followers by the thousands, not sure how much that costs though.
Pat's adventure in the hell thread continues.
A twitter bystander gives Pat a familiar piece of advice.
Pat lies. He's been consistently feeding the trolls on a daily basis for over three years now. Also, none of those things ever happened, Pat vandalized his own property and the police were called to his house because he was fighting with his wife.
When Pat talks about the trolls trespassing or vandalizing his property, this is what he's referring to.
Nice realistic reaction to the security light, stupid.
More thirst for Johnny boy.
Dr. Owen A Forums has a new gig as a witch doctor and has made a Pat prediction video:
Here's what he's saying for those who may have trouble understanding:
"Pat, I have seen the future. This is the peak of your writing career piggy.
Tor has dropped you, Niki will leave you and Judge Schulman has declared that you have to pay Quasi.
It iisssss so ordered, child!"
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