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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
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Ralphamale wins! Vickers felted and coping after travelling across the country for nothing! LOL
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Also, someone needs to make a gif of him doing his weird victory dance thing. That is gold.
It would be pretty Kino if the Vickers were also caught up in DC traffic just they were smart enough to fly into Richmond instead of Washington DC
 
Ralphamale is coming for his son now, Vickers! Get ready for supervised visitations :story:
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Killstream audience full of deadbeats confirmed. One is advising Ralph to abandon Xander so he doesn't have to pay child support. But the noble Ralphamale is willing to pay if it means he gets to be in Xander's life. What a mensch.
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I am curious about the timeline of the “illegal recordings.” & When May was asking Fai about having ‘blackmail material on ex’s.’

What happened to filing in December? The cost to file for yourself is equivalent to a plane ticket to Vegas..
 
Lol you're a convicted sex offender, I literally as a rando have a better chance of getting custody of your son than you do, well I guess saying your son is a bit generous since you are not and will never be the father
Cope more. Big dawg just grabbed a healthy W and dunked on the entirety of the Vickers clan and the farms. Soak it in.
 
LMAO what's his insurance gonna be on this car after his at fault car totaling? I really like the out that he gave himself of "I CAN still cancel it". You do that champ. Cancel your two door muscle car, that would be great for your almost wife and maybe baby, and get a small dick Nissan family sedan.

The harvest is truly bountiful bois.
 
He got stuck in the snow then decides to buy one of the most retarded boomer mobiles for the snow with a kid on the way and a tiny back seat. Plus an under powered anemic V6
Absolute moron.
Why would you buy a coupe with a child on the way ralph hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :thinking:

It couldn't possibly be because you don't give a shit about the child and are going to totally pawn it off on Meigh and totally neglect it after it's birth right? Tell me it doesn't mean the whole pregnancy is fake and there is no kid on the way actually, please ralph!
 
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