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GL09 said:
The sensible choice for a couple starting a new family.

Can't wait to see the wreck after he crashes this one.
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v6 Challengers are pretty manageable because of their weight. You can still lose traction with them if you're trying to, but they're otherwise decent cruisers. No idea why he didn't just get a Charger, though. Same engine IIRC and two extra doors means he can fit a carseat and scoot back so his gunt isn't on the wheel.
 
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Christorian X said:
There's a lot of speculation given the likely state of the Gunt's finances. I'm willing to bet he is buying the car through his business instead of through himself so it's not placed against is credit and the loan goes through the company. That or he's conned Meigh into co-signing for a car that will never carry her kid...
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It can't be that simple right? Why doesn't everyone with bad credit just run loans through a shell LLC then?
 
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He really hasn’t learned anything from getting stuck in the snow AND has a baby on the way by buying a 2 door challenger. He really does revolve around his immediate gratification, at least with an Escalade he can fill his wigger needs and have room for his horse pig offspring.

Looking forward to him stuck off i95 with another snow storm and he tries to go the same route knowing that when he gets stuck again there’s a BASED black farmer who will save him.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
It can't be that simple right? Why doesn't everyone with bad credit just run loans through a shell LLC then?
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State Champ said:
Tbf 99.9% of the time LLCs are beyond the comprehension of people that can't manage their own personal finances
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It's much simpler than people think to do once you have a functioning business that has a steady income, which on paper Ralph does. His business has done enough over time to justify credit, especially if his vendors (Odysee, other streaming entities, schwag makers, possibly even Gator if he has an LLC) report to D & B that he pays his vendors on time. Hell, he could have even opened a business AMEX and charged it at a crazy interest rate, or be leasing instead of buying through the business.
 
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First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining. SmartSelect_20220107-174246_Chrome.jpg
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.
 
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Farglemark said:
First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.
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Too bad none of it really matters other than what he actually buys. We shall see what his priorities are, just wait.
 
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4 cylinder turbo in a mustang shell. Pathetic asf. His stupid ass could buy a 2018 3.6 liter Subaru AWD outback for like 25k that actually has room for car seats and baby bullshit. Classy White trash as possible.
 
Farglemark said:
First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.
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"AH REALLY WANTED THE DODGE, TOTALLY COULD AFFORD IT TOO, BUT AH TALKED IT OVER WITH MEIGH AND AH DECIDED THAT WITH MUH SEKUND KEED ON THE WAY AH WILL BUY ANOTHA NISSAN INSTED, BECUZ MUH FAMILY COMEZ FIRST. THAT IS THE RALPHA WAY, KRIST IZ KANG!"
 
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No way he ends up with a sports car, but it would be funny to see him maneuver the gunt in and out of one.
He has a lot of speeding tickets with a fucking Sentra. He'd slam into a minivan and wipe out a whole family with a sports car.
He should just get a Porsche. Mr. Wu can help him out with that.
 
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Farglemark said:
First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.
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There is no fucking way Ethan Ralph, AKA Wigger to the thirteenth power, can afford a nearly 40k Mustang... especially with his apparently poor credit and after his savings nest egg has been fully depleted. If this were the glory days of the Killstream circa 2018 I would say "sure, I mean Tonka could buy a mobile home with superberry money back when the Kumite was at it's peak"- but the Killstream in 2022? No fucking way- this is a bluff, plain and simple.
 
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