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>buy new mattress, new sheets & bedder with cushy new pillow, proceed to overnight day 1 receive a highly irregular messy period 2 weeks early, staining everything
Funny stories about your period
- Thread starter melty
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- Apr 20, 2020
The funny part about my period is used to hate them but now i am happy that i actually have a normal funcional female reprodutive system white trannies punch holes in their groin and and have massive hemorrage.
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- Feb 21, 2020
I wore white pants at school and bled through my pad when I was 11. I have been traumatized ever since. Started wearing hoodies every time I was on my period so I could tie them to my waist to hide my ass if I ever bled through again. My parents were working class poor because my mom didn’t work, so I never fucking had enough pads. Even now I wear a tampon and a pad as an adult.
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- Sep 28, 2013
I also once bled through white pants, wore them for a cosplay and of course I ended up getting my period at the convention. Fortunately the stain wasn't too big or dark and I did pack something with me to get it out, but I was still embarrassed it happened. It didn't help that it was also sweltering out that day and I think my cramps were pretty bad too.
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- Dec 12, 2021
A few years back my father wanted to take me out cycling. As he was hooking the bikes up to the car, I told him I was starting to cramp (it came on suddenly). He didn't believe me, and wanted me to get in the car. I waited because I had a feeling a storm was brewing, and five minutes later I was puking and shitting all over the bathroom.
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When I first got my period, it wasn't red and bloody like I anticipated as a child. It was brown sludge. Like a little thicker than pudding type consistency. I had no idea what was happening. I thought I somehow shit myself and didn't notice. It took some frantic Googling for me to realize it was just my period starting. Still like the grossest thing I've seen come out of me to date.
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once i was staying at a hotel when my period kicked off overnight without warning and left a bit of blood on the sheets. i didn't know if it would've been a good idea to leave a note for the custodians to explain what happened and reassure them i wasn't hiv postive or anything, because i was afraid that would actually make things worse. to this day i'm still not sure what i should have done, but i assume they've probably seen way worse than a quarter-sized blood spot.
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We have.
I used to work as housekeeping at a hotel and one time had to clean a room where a poor woman had miscarried. Had to throw away both the mattress and the boxsprings, as the blood had soaked through both.
Ear
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If you are a tiny, dainty, never-before-given-birth or used a horse dildo sort of lady, you may wish to fold your mooncup to insert it. It should then unfold in position.
It doesn't always do this immediately. Sometimes, for instance, it does it as you are doing a work presentation, and suddenly you get an 'ooh' moment of a 'gentle vacuum' suddenly being created in your fanny. Composure was maintained but it was surprising.
I now do a little dance in the cubicle to try and ensure this happens before being in public.
It doesn't always do this immediately. Sometimes, for instance, it does it as you are doing a work presentation, and suddenly you get an 'ooh' moment of a 'gentle vacuum' suddenly being created in your fanny. Composure was maintained but it was surprising.
I now do a little dance in the cubicle to try and ensure this happens before being in public.
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if i could buy you a drink i would. janitorial, housekeeping, and sanitation staff truly are the unsung heroes of society.
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- Feb 4, 2013
Looking back, I remember a lot of preteen girls all wishing they had their periods, but honestly? I look back at that and wonder what the hell they are thinking. They don't make you more mature and a woman, you still are a dumb 12ish year old kid, there are so many other times and milestones I can think of that made me feel more like an adult than that like getting a job, first time driving by myself, moving out, etc.
Like, it is weird thinking back to "Are you there God it's me Margaret" as an adult and realizing how naive you were at that age.
Like, it is weird thinking back to "Are you there God it's me Margaret" as an adult and realizing how naive you were at that age.
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- Jun 21, 2021
This also happened to me & LOL I hid my panties under the laundry and my mom found it anyway and for the next week my relatives called to congratulate me
MysticMisty
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The weird obsession with wanting their period was one of the only things I couldn't identify with in Are You There God. That and the intense dislike for the girl with big boobs because I was definitely that girl. You can't help that genetics will cause you to grow big boobs and start doing so at age 10.
But in my case I don't think I obsessed over my period because I knew my mom and older sister were cursed with painful, heavy periods and that I'd likely have the same curse too. Spoiler, I do. I think all the girls that saw it as this mystical thing didn't have older sisters, nor did their moms have nightmare periods either. And of course all the material given to us (or shown in school) avoided mentioning the possibility of pain, or anything beyond bleeding out the vagina. Supposedly the idea isn't to scare girls, but I dunno. I think it's a lot more frightening to suddenly have intense cramping, nausea/vomiting, diarrhea, ect. and feeling like a freak because nobody said that can happen too.
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Oh my God this reminded me of another one. I leaked blood on my white sheets one night, went to work the next morning figuring I'd just change the sheets when I come home. Pretty much a minute after I got in, apartment maintenance knocks on the door explaining they're replacing the bedroom carpeting. I had no idea they were supposed to come, they didn't notify anybody, but whatever, I let them in. They start moving the furniture out of my bedroom and I remember— shit, my sheets. Here the two maintenance guys are moving my mattress out of my room with a big red stain on it. God, it was mortifying. They were speaking Spanish, kept saying "señora," probably talking about me. I didn't even say sorry or anything, I just pretended not to notice. It made me want to move out.
I'm an otherwise clean person, I'm positive they've seen worse, but GOD.
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- Feb 4, 2013
Same with me, I knew endometriosis ran in the family and my mom told me about that possibility of me inheriting it when I had "the talk" though the symptoms didn't really hit me until about six months or so after I started (at first it was just a little bit a spotting, but nothing too gruesome). Luckily, I was able to avoid too much pain with ibuprofen, but by the time I was about 19, the symptoms got progressively worse and ibuprofen stopped working and I got really anemic and it spread to the other organs and I was on the verge of passing out. That was when I got on the implant and it totally stopped them and I have been pain free since.
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When I was 16, we stayed over at my dad's girlfriend's house and by the next morning it looked like I had murdered someone in bed.
She was a good sport, too bad she stole/refused to give my father's shit back until we involved police and was a terrible addict.
She was a good sport, too bad she stole/refused to give my father's shit back until we involved police and was a terrible addict.
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- Mar 30, 2021
My period changed after every single pregnancy. Now I get small headaches. I even feel ovulation and it hurts I didnt know that was a thing until I got it. Periods suck.
A few funny period stories, I had an boyfriend in school that thought periods happened at the same time lol.
A relative thought tampons went up a girls ass lmfao, he was young.
A few funny period stories, I had an boyfriend in school that thought periods happened at the same time lol.
A relative thought tampons went up a girls ass lmfao, he was young.
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I was shopping online, thought this was funny.
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- Dec 17, 2018
Gotta admit, I agree,
I work with a fucking TIM, I know it really makes him angry seeing me duck into the bathrooms a couple of extra times a day when I'm on.
I can feel his piggy troon eyes boring into my head and I love knowing how angry it makes him. I make a point of going to a colleague near his desk to ask for advil and stuff, just because I know how insanely jealous it makes him,
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- Jul 15, 2019
I went to my SO's cousin's wedding once where I was supposed to meet family for the first time and had menstrual cramps that were so bad that I couldn't stop vomiting and had to leave. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA