Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

The thing is... Kevin's "big girl voice" is actually terrifying.
Kev likes to flex as if he’s some cis slayer, but I guaran-fucking-tee it that if said Walmart woman had a husband with her, he would shrivel up like Wedge’s nutsack. Kev wouldn’t dare try intimidating another male in real life. He can barely interact with other Twatters without having a panic attack.
 
I know I'm a bit late on this, but the absolute stupidity on display here is amazing to me. Kevie has fallen for the pittie propaganda and just sees a cute dog (despite the cropped ears) and is excited for a new toy to play with. But rural folks know that pit bulls on farms are like asking for locusts to destroy all your crops.

If they do end up actually buying a pit bull puppy, it will terrorize the fuck out of literally every animal they have on the farm, including the alpacas. I've seen it happen before where a loose neighbor's pit bull slaughtered ponies, goats, and even full grown horses. Chickens and cats don't stand a chance. The only animals that might be able to do something about it are the great pyrenees mix dogs they already have. It will be an absolute bloodbath.

I can't laugh at this right now, but I'm sure someone else can. What dumb fucks these troons are.

It's probably a little fucked up that my first instinct was thinking how that's probably better than starving and freezing to death.


This is rich from Neck considering the rapey, possessive shit written on his live journal.
 
Not the same. He's still behind a computer screen, with replies muted. The day someone tells him to his face something he doesn't want to hear is the day we hear about it for months on end.
Unfortunately he doesn’t really go out and we can’t rely on him for an accurate retelling of events, I take what I can get (:_(
On some rare occasions Kevin courageously fought (i.e had a screaming tantrum) the unqueer in real life
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Shit, I forgot about this infamous event. I now recall that someone was discussing voice projection “from their chest” not long before this and how it may have confirmed Kevvy was reading this thread.
Lol Kevin just knows he don’t pass whatsoever and he is correct when he says it’s a transphobic thing. Even if it weren’t Covid times, would YOU want this thing near you? I think not.
 
According to the advice of professional tardwatchers on Kiwi Farms, this nigger is an autistic manchild with a toy collection. There are so many spergs who do shit like this that it's mentioned in the diagnostic criteria for Hoarding Disorder to disqualify spergs who have a mountain of toys because they're obsessed with Transformers:

It's such a retarded take that it sounds like you just looked it up on WebMD. I don't think you did, but that's how bad it is. Here's a bit of the DSM-5 that compares OCD to Hoarding Disorder:
Your post is well-reasoned, so I marked it "informative," but I said in the post that you were responding to that I had asked someone for their professional opinion. I didn't want to powerlevel, but I will PM you with the credentials of who I asked. I still maintain that some level of OCD, particularly with regards to twitter and hornyposting, could be a fun ball to kick around. I mean shit, you're spending your one precious life reading this thread. If a thousand monkeys pound on a thousand typewriters, eventually one will articulate what's wrong with Kevin.
For the longest time, I was trying to pinpoint what that awful seflie reminded me of, and looking at it now, I think I got it. Because of his awful work on applying eyeliner, it makes it look like his eyes are poking out from underneath a mask. He looks like he's wearing a latex mask, and that's why there's such a strong uncanny valley effect.
The mask of sanity. BTK shit.
 
Your post is well-reasoned, so I marked it "informative," but I said in the post that you were responding to that I had asked someone for their professional opinion. I didn't want to powerlevel, but I will PM you with the credentials of who I asked. I still maintain that some level of OCD, particularly with regards to twitter and hornyposting, could be a fun ball to kick around. I mean shit, you're spending your one precious life reading this thread. If a thousand monkeys pound on a thousand typewriters, eventually one will articulate what's wrong with Kevin.

The mask of sanity. BTK shit.
Kevin talks about OCD a lot and claims to have been diagnosed with that and Tourette's (and whatever the fuck else is wrong with his retard brain) as a child
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He also claims the he took meds for the OCD and Tourette's—one of which caused gynecomastia in boys and had a class action lawsuit filed against it (Risperdal?)
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I know that it's an old tweet that we've seen earlier in this thread, but Kevin's interaction with the Salvation Army ringer strongly reminds me of Chris Chan's encounters with mall security guards and managers, complete with them being completely unphased by Kevin's inarticulate screeching.
 
Kevin tweets backfired
I love every time Kevin's tweets backfire. I hope he enjoys it.
Fivehead cope with a dash of misogyny
Lol he wants his thin lips and square jaw and eyebrow ridge compared, I see. The forehead is just the easiest to say in a one word tweet, it would take longer for the rest to be typed out. More like 10 tweets.
Speaking of Bryan
Imagine not realizing that most people only like handling one person at a time. We're not owned by our partners, but we usually date people who understand when we want some weirdo to stop hitting on us. Sometimes girls and guys wait for their partner to come in so they can turn down someone hitting on them without conflict. Just because they don't say it themselves doesn't mean they still want you even if you hit on them. If I let my partner take over and say "no" for me since my partner knows they're free to say I'm off the market and these chuds come in and say "Yeah?", I don't blame my partner balking at the balls and stupidity these men have

Anyway no means no and if the person in a relationship decides to pursue Neck if he hits on them, then the partner should just dump the person and wait for Neck to also be dumped by their new ex because lol like that relationship will last. Just be a polyamorus slut with people who want to sleep around and leave the monagomous sluts alone.
Also, if this film wasn't made by a tranny, I strongly doubt that Kevin and other troons and bugmen would defend it as strongly as they do
"Yeah it sure pushed a white cismasc narrative" or something. I haven't seen it, I just assume they'd drop some horsehit down whenever they could.

>TFW you end up attracting the attention of some of few remaining transphobes on Twitter who you haven't blocked
To be fair, TERFs and transphobes recycle twitter accounts often due to being banned. That and I think there might be more TERFPhobes in the world than say trans positive people, or at least, Kevin positive people.
Real women would supposedly be less adept, hence why the parts have continued to involve men. From what I've seen of kabuki performances, the men certainly try. More-so than Kevin ever could or would.
I love how this is a traditional way of misogyny that also crosses over into troonviews whenever you hear one claim they're "better" at being women. Thanks guys, glad to have you in the progressive movement.
For comparison's sake, here are a few photos of "Faith" juxtaposed with photos of Rowling. Can you tell which one is a True and Honest woman and which one is a faggot in a dress? The answer may shock you!
Rowling has a warm smile and doesn't have middleage programmer face. Even if Faith looked more woman Rowling's personality wins through. Lovely human being that Rowling is, personality wise even if you don't like her politics.
Some pitbulls can be creatures from hell, yeah. But some are alright and can get along with other dogs. I have a relative who has a pitbull and a black lab together, the pitbull is a sweetheart and just awoos at you until you pet her.
Same for my relatives. Big stupid and friendly. Pitbulls are just really hard to adopt from any breeder due to their genetics - when you had enough douchebags breed them for nonstop aggression & mix the bad ones with the ones bred for being actual dogs and not battle objects, every dog is a gamble. It's such a shame and I don't blame pit lovers or pit haters for their views since genetics are such a crapshoot and it is hard to tell which dog will be which (I blame pitfight lovers, fuck you assholes).

Pray that if they get a pitbull with their no money that it takes some of the sicker pacas out of their misery. #freetheunicorns #freeunicron too

On some rare occasions Kevin courageously fought (i.e had a screaming
I wouldn't be surprised if that blatant display of aggression towards a charity encouraged a few people to donate extra. He might have helped the greeter more than hurt them :story:.
 
For comparison's sake, here are a few photos of "Faith" juxtaposed with photos of Rowling. Can you tell which one is a True and Honest woman and which one is a faggot in a dress? The answer may shock you!
I love when troons pull this shit because it ALWAYS highlights just how mannish they are compared to true and honest women. JKR is an attractive woman with a fivehead. That thing next to her is a man on HRT with a male patterned hairline. Puttin' lipstick on a pig etc.
 
Light-colored makeup really brings out the contours of his face; like sharp and defined superorbital brow ridge. Note how in the left pic it forms a very sharp V where it meets the bridge of the nose. And despite the relatively minor downward tilt of his head, the brow is already starting to obscure the eye. Very hypermasculine traits. Wedge would have been better served by just going full kabuki.

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As a bonus, kabuki is traditionally performed by men in drag.
the eyebrows are like these dudes'

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There is a 0% chance the Salvation Army thing happened anywhere outside of Kevin’s mind, but even if it did happen it is interesting he thought it would make him look good to harass a volunteer outside of a Walmart. I would bet he was just thinking those things each time this person said “Merry Christmas!” and decided the other degenerates of Twitter would see him as a strong woman if he claimed he said them out loud .
 
Jen is just one of the most revoltingly hateful people on this site said:
It’s easy to relegate EstroJen into the white noise background of the Tranch, but then he pops up to verbally abuse people online and calls attention to himself.

Come to think of it, what does he spend his time doing? The same shit as Kevin.

Are they in the same room all day together? Like back to back in their chairs? :story:
I wonder if Pennywise shudders before opening up the door to that stench hole.
 
Ah jeez, I can't decide what to reply to. The delusional Rowling comparison pictures, Kevin's inability to handle The Cis at the store, Kevin's inability to handle The Cis criticizing his precious The Matrix for being terrible, Kevin's belief that FFS will correct his balding scalp, etc.
We're spoiled for choice! :)
There is a 0% chance the Salvation Army thing happened anywhere outside of Kevin’s mind, but even if it did happen it is interesting he thought it would make him look good to harass a volunteer outside of a Walmart. I would bet he was just thinking those things each time this person said “Merry Christmas!” and decided the other degenerates of Twitter would see him as a strong woman if he claimed he said them out loud .
I believe it: Kevin is hateful enough to pick on a worker who can't fight back who's already an acceptable target (therefore no anxiety around his friendcircle just gloating) and it makes him look worse without realizing it. :story:
That was 2018 Kevin, now Kevin knows better than to attack a low person on the totem pole for corporate policy they have no say in.
Oh, you're a great jokester my friend. :story:
 
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