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[Bees in the marmalade]

It looks like Neck/bryan loeper, the dead-beat dad, noticed we were making fun of his incredibly lame "joke" about snow == cocaine. He's pinned that tweet. Brilliant!

Like all good tards, he's decided to double down on his retardation after it's been pointed out to him. If you sift through his Twitter feed, you can tell he's pretty dumb IRL. He mostly retweets dumb shit because when he isn't doing that, he's making himself look like such a nonce.

He tries and tries so hard to be clever. He should just give up. Anyone that stupid isn't going to suddenly become intelligent or witty because they finally tried hard enough.

Those kids are so lucky to be rid of him, IMO. I kinda worry about the judgement of a woman that thought it'd be a good idea to get involved with this fucking creep though.

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I'm nitpicking but I think that's been pinned since he tweeted it. It definitely was in November. I genuinely believe he thinks it is a brilliant joke and has done from the get go rather than him doubling down after reading here.

He's just such a bizarre man, he continues to baffle me.

 

[AssignedEva]

Things are starting to look iffy on the Tranch. How do we think Kevin would handle the Tranch collapsing and having to leave ASAP? Where would he go? How would he get there?

Kevin coming to TERF Island is my favourite Kevin fantasy land for a while.

This psychologically crippled retard has to sit in the back seat, holding a stuffed animal, just to go to the shops with the adults and buy food. Literally acting like a small child. And then cries that it was stressful and upsetting.

The idea that he would get his shit together enough to fly transatlantic and then navigate around various troonholes in the UK, as an obvious man and a foreigner at that, is roughly as likely as him having a successful high quality result of his revision surgery.

Mind you, “Kevin attempts to use the Tube and then the Megabus” would be an absolute lolocaust

I hope he manages the wherewithal to book international flights, transport to the airport, accommodation etc but skimps on travel insurance and then tests positive for covid either on departure (meaning he loses all that money that could have been spent on toys) or on arrival (and has to self isolate for his whole holiday).

It cracks me up that Kevin sees himself as a “slut.” He’s had what, 2 sexual partners? And I’m being generous and including Wedge. There are Mormons who have had more partners than Kevin.

Some social justice types would refer to the book The Ethical Slut, which defines a slut as "a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you".

However despite the title it's not coombait and doesn't have any HNFFFF pictures so I doubt Kevin has read it.

 

[Drums Into Space]

And the worst of all is that people can legally have a spaz attack when they discover you have a pee pee and murder you in cold blood just because you're a tranny

New infinite Genocide glitch found. I hope they don’t patch this one.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

This has also been a suspicion of mine. People might be more willing to donate if they see there's already donations, perhaps? Some folks might be so simple that they'll do something just because it seems like other people are also doing it. Like troons, for instance.

It's also a decent way of further obfuscating their whole financial situation.

I’ve seen people in Chinatown (and probably elsewhere in the city) do exactly this in real life: they’ll get their old grandma to beg for money on the street corner, while they walk by every so hour or so and put money in the cup, in hopes it’ll inspire other people to donate.

Kevin coming to TERF Island is my favourite Kevin fantasy land for a while.

This psychologically crippled retard has to sit in the back seat, holding a stuffed animal, just to go to the shops with the adults and buy food. Literally acting like a small child. And then cries that it was stressful and upsetting.

The idea that he would get his shit together enough to fly transatlantic and then navigate around various troonholes in the UK, as an obvious man and a foreigner at that, is roughly as likely as him having a successful high quality result of his revision surgery.

Mind you, “Kevin attempts to use the Tube and then the Megabus” would be an absolute lolocaust

I don’t even think the horrific UK troons would be willing to entertain Kevin’s useless ass, unless they think it’ll get them more internet fame.

@AMHOLIO It’s always lazy high-functioning autists who want to use autism as an excuse to be unemployed and useless (or as an I’m Special badge) that have a problem with people trying to “cure” autism. I’m personally of the opinion that autism can’t really be “cured” so to speak (the idiot parents trying to feed their children bleach tablets because someone on the internet told them it cured autism are another matter), but there are behavioral therapies that can help lower functioning people develop social skills and hold down a job/integrate into society more easily. Most of the low functioning autists i used to work with were pretty happy to have anything that would make their lives easier. Even the “normal” high functioning ones are usually too busy sperging about tax law or dutifully archiving lolcow drama on a doxing website to care.

The Deaf Cultural Police getting angry over other deaf people choosing to get cochlear implants has always been interesting to me: they all have a raging hate boner for Alexander Graham Bell, because he liked to political sperg about how deaf kids shouldn't be taught sign language, or be allowed to associate with other deaf kids, and should be forced to lip-read instead. His reasoning was that isolating deaf people into their own community was doing a disservice to them, and that they’d be better off integrating into hearing society. But i think a lot of it had to do with control. He had a deaf wife, who i suspect he liked having 100% control over, and the thought of her having a community of people/family members who could easily understand her that she could turn to was threatening to him. He liked being her gateway to communication with the bigger world (maybe i’m just pessimistic, but any time i see a man marry a deaf woman but refuse to learn sign language, he’s always turned out to be abusive, and has carefully selected a victim who can’t easily communicate with other people).
This is sort if ironic, because i have to wonder if the anger some deaf people feel over other deaf people getting hearing aids or cochlear implants is at least partially motivated by not wanting other deaf people to have the option of easily communicating with people outside of their close-knit community. Which, imo, makes them a lot more like Alexander Graham Bell then they would care to admit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Mind you, “Kevin attempts to use the Tube and then the Megabus” would be an absolute lolocaust

OI LUV DO YOU 'AV A DYENAWSAWR LOICENSE?

@AssignedEva Kevie is blonde, American, and "trans-femme". Sounds suspiciously like the favourite type of a certain Bri'ish "media personality, influencer, trans rights activist" innit?
ngl I'd pay good money for a CHUBE POWAH LUV×AM HOLE crossover

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Pizdec]

Ha, is Wedge's blatant baiting part of the reason he's not being given a thread?

It really does come off as bait, but I also think it's a bit schizo. People will probably ask "why does Kindness get a thread and Wedge doesn't?" Because of the fact that's its obvious bait, versus the female tranny who never grew up from being a Tumblrite and a never ending train wreck of schizo content. Wedge is more like that beater you got cause you were broke and can't be bothered to get rid of because it still works. It's the car you use in place of the nicer car you take to work (aka Kevin) when you have to go somewhere less then ideal.

Edit: CASE IN FUCKING POINT, THANKS WEDGE. Nice man bobs by the way /sneed

 

[Oxyjen]

OI LUV DO YOU 'AV A DYENAWSAWR LOICENSE?

@AssignedEva Kevie is blonde, American, and "trans-femme". Sounds suspiciously like the favourite type of a certain Bri'ish "media personality, influencer, trans rights activist" innit?
ngl I'd pay good money for a CHUBE POWAH LUV×AM HOLE crossover

You’re probably aware of this but british troons are, to a man, utterly obsessed with public transport, especially trains.
I think it’s due to a mixture of train spotting (an ultra nerdish autistic male occupation) and larping about an imagined version of communism.
Kev will need to up his train-posting to be accepted.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

… he thought sex work would be a great idea, then busted out his asshole because men paying for sex from a male tranny clown prostitute want fucked up shit so therefore can't whore himself out anymore…

Here’s the thing though; I don’t think Wedge has ever been a Hooker proper (except for our boy Kev). I think he has only ever done onlyfans porn, which makes the whole blown out asshole all the more mountainously sad. He didn’t have his asshole blown out by johns while turning a trick…he just did it to himself due to his own inwardly-gazing AGP degeneracy.

Anyone who calls themselves a “sex worker” but only posts sad videos of themselves blowing their buddies is a dumbfuck liar.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wedge shaved his eyebrow

Weeby Wedge. Going for that "geisha" look and absolutely murdering it. And raping its lifeless corpse, obviously. Look at that confident gaze and that impish smile - boy doesn't even realize how much he fucked it up. I'm a straight male and don't know anything about good make-up but even I can tell when it's absolutely shit.

You’re probably aware of this but british troons are, to a man, utterly obsessed with public transport, especially trains.
I think it’s due to a mixture of train spotting (an ultra nerdish autistic male occupation) and larping about an imagined version of communism.
Kev will need to up his train-posting to be accepted.

Kev's already got trains, Trainsformers. Almost the same thing, right? Plus the USA has the mighty Amtrak EDM F40PH, he could brag about that as well.

 

[Law]

You’re probably aware of this but british troons are, to a man, utterly obsessed with public transport, especially trains.

Oh, Bongland! Even your troons are quaint and charming!

Here’s the thing though; I don’t think Wedge has ever been a Hooker proper

He was, but for older men he arranged to meet over the internet, he was never serial killer bait
a classic streetwalker or involved with a brothel or a trafficker. He was raped and abused by his clients and he was traumatized by this.
I think the thing that finally did in his butthole was his own experiments with an anal hook.
Oftentimes, a hypersexual, self-destructive persona can develop after traumatizing sexual experiences. James Michael Blasingame had to grow up as a gay man in a fringe Christian sect, which traumatized him, which led to him engaging in risky sexual acts and prostitution, which broke his mind.
And now he is the Wedge that stands before us (who will never have a thread).

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

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What a miserable prick Jen is. He and Rioley would make a lovely couple.

 

[Law]

(and has to self isolate for his whole holiday).

He'll do this wether or not he catches covid. He travels to furry cons just to self-isolate in his hotel room.

 

[Fareal]

It amuses me that of the characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe, the only one routinely referred to by any name he has legally held is Kevin. At least ten percent of the Wedge seething is over being mainly known as Wedge, fuckthing of Neck, ex friend of Ravioli Ridley Violent. We pay Kevin the limited respect of merely deadnaming him.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

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They say you are what you eat.

 

[Old Fart]

Imagine sitting on flight BA109 from DEN to LHR for nine torturous hours next to a bulky, grown-up man with a stuffed toy in his arms wondering, why was I too stingy to shell out 500 quid extra for business class? Why?

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

I hope Wedge keeps doing weird ass shit to his eyebrows. A couple more and we'll have enough to take a vote on which eyebrow look is the worst. He's somehow made his cave man brow ridge more prominent loooool

 

[AssignedEva]

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Wedge, putting on a vague approximation of tonogami (殿上眉, palace style plucked eyebrows) and beni (紅, scarlet safflower petal lips) is cultural appropriation! How would you like it if, say, a deaf white person supplied sign language to a rap song?

You're not a Heian era geisha who plays the shamisen to entertain senior members of court, you're more like a yūjo (遊女, amusement woman - aka a prostitute) except you're not even that, because you're a danshō (男娼, man whore). Also you will never get a ito (糸, thread).

 

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Here's some more pages from the Annals of Kevin History. Today's topic—Kevin's name.

Kevin discusses deadnaming and how he feels about the name "Kevin" and how people named Kevin are assholes
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Kevie will fucking snap and tard out if his mother deadnames him in her phone
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Kevin laments not being named Jordan. AKAB All Kevins Are Bastards (except Kevin, of course)
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Last, but not least, quintessential Kevin.
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Hate on the name "kevin" is universal, see germany (found on insta). the last 2 points are awesome and correct!

"Is Kevin a Diagnosis?"

• The name Kevin actually comes from the old Irish and means "graceful" or pretty "
• After the worldwide success of "home alone" (1990), "kevin" became the most popular name for boys in Germany
• the name "kevin" is often stigmatized with "underclass-ossi-name" <-- (dont really know how to translate, similiar to "redneck" i would guess?)
• A study found in 2009: German teachers associate names such as Chantal, Mandy, Angelina, Kevin, Justin or Maurice with poor performance and behavioral problems

fun fact: "Alpha-Kevin" almost became the youth word of the year in 2015 in Germany. The organizers later took the word out of the competition because of discrimination against the bearers of the name.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin discusses deadnaming and how he feels about the name "Kevin" and how people named Kevin are assholes
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I hate actually agree with Kevin on something.

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Love how his entire sense of being is now centered around his disabilities because he knows he has nothing other than being a deaf autistic troon.

Never thought I'd see a grown man claim to have a "boysona."

You stop being surprised after a while, it just comes with being a Kiwi.

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This shit is horrifying. How can he possibly think he looks good? He just SLAUGHTERED his eyebrows. His troon moobs aren’t doing this image any justice. Every day I somehow peak even more.

The shiteater is still mad

Jen’s usually pretty quiet on Twitter, I wonder if the stress of having his housing potentially threatened by the two top troons is causing him to channel his frustration into twitter chimpouts. I’m probably reaching but this might signal that there’s more going on behind the scenes than Penny would like to admit.