Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
No Chibi, no! It's not really him!

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Don't worry everyone. By the end of the year, Chibi will have set up his new gaming themed karaoke-therapy office down in the heart of Orlando. We can all make this happen, together! With Chibi as our Glorious Community Leader!

But seriously. This smells like it could be a "Chibi goes couch surfing off of friends until he reluctantly moves back to his mom's place" phase. Which, in the moment, would probably be incredibly boring and absolute regression on his part, but could offer some tasty post-break up milk from new disgruntled former roommates. It's hard to weigh the pros and cons of what's to come, assuming he even gets to the point of pulling the trigger on it and doesn't just forget about it after the post-vacation blues set in fully and wears back off.
 
It looks like the final bill from Chibi's Florida trip came out to approximately $2,000. I guess that means his stupid magnet therapy is on hold for now.

Also, given his history, he is really in no place to be reproving others for being creepy and weird.

Edit: I added some of the Discord aftermath from the stream. Chibi offered to console camgirl, but "her mom and dad were asleep".
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"tbh I would be gifting subs too" is so cringe it's actually depressing
 
"tbh I would be gifting subs too" is so cringe it's actually depressing
I'll never for the life of me understand what a 30+ year old man gets out of spending money "gifting subs" to artificially inflate a e-thot's popularity. The updoots from her other orbiters? The fleeting dopamine from the single reply she'll maybe bestow upon you as thanks. Unironiclally, heroin would be a better use of the money you emotionally harangued out of your family.
 
I'll never for the life of me understand what a 30+ year old man gets out of spending money "gifting subs" to artificially inflate a e-thot's popularity. The updoots from her other orbiters? The fleeting dopamine from the single reply she'll maybe bestow upon you as thanks. Unironiclally, heroin would be a better use of the money you emotionally harangued out of your family.
Dude are you serious? Heroin is a drug, and drugs are bad mmkay? Gambling in the form of throwing money at strippers/ethots in the hope they would ever bother to acknowledge you is totally not an addiction and we shouldn't forbid horny 13yo boys from doing this, because Twitch has to earn money someway and it's a free market.
 
I don't know how Chibi expects to be able to afford living in Florida. His mom won't pay for it, he can't get a job that pays well, and he can't keep his sperging under control enough to get a roommate. Is the hobo beard just foreshadowing the True Hobo arc?
 
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I don't know how Chibi expects to be able to afford living in Florida. His mom won't pay for it, he can't get a job that pays well, and he can't keep his sperging under control enough to get a roommate. Is the hobo beard just foreshadowing the True Hobo arc?
I suppose he'd have to move to some hick town in the middle of the state in order to be able to afford rent in a beatup mobile home. Though that probably destroys much of his potential job prospects commute wise despite the fact he's a perpetual sperglord.
 
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I don't know how Chibi expects to be able to afford living in Florida. His mom won't pay for it, he can't get a job that pays well, and he can't keep his sperging under control enough to get a roommate. Is the hobo beard just foreshadowing the True Hobo arc?
True story is he can't. I do not monitor Chibi, but I have followed his life events and seen what his habits are based on what's posted in the farms.

- Chibi is not successful enough, nor has the personality to become a big name on Twitch. Given their past and their present, they will continue to hold mediocrity and won't make a dime unless it's through donation. But let's just assume they somehow make $200 a month. Hard considering they barely make $20 a stream, but let's play along.
- Chibi's 3D printer has not and let's face facts will continue to never be utilized for profit. It's essentially a $500 paperweight. It's also extremely expensive to refill. A simple google search says "Nylon can be somewhat expensive and you should expect to pay between $80 and $110 USD per kilogram." I do not ever see Chibi diving into the art market, so this purchase was extremely pointless and gather dust.
- Chibi can not hold down a job to save his life. As long as I've followed them, they made it very clear that they refuse to pick up a trade or contribute to society, so long as it doesn't involve the internet. So that's out the fuckin' window.
- HIS SAVINGS. This is the important part. I don't know how much is in there, but given he just wasted $2,000 on his stupid Disney trip and he cries about how expensive therapy is, Let's assume for some reason he has $5,000 in the bank. That's going to run out. Unlike many cows, Chibi does not have a tugboat. You can count his mom, but how long is that going to last? Chibi's mom doesn't supply monthly handouts. Maybe on holidays if he's lucky.

Putting all the pieces together, I don't see Chibi able to hold his own for the next 5 years. He's probably going to wind up homeless or working at a McDonalds.
 
As far as I'm aware, it's easier to obtain a tugboat the further north you are, unless you're an extremely obvious case like Chris. If he really, seriously wants to move, he'd be best getting that set up while still a Michigan resident, finding housing with assistance through that, and then moving.

But we all know that if he does do something, he'll pack all his hoard into his car, including the poor cats and drive down there for the magical apartment to fall into his lap.
 
Imagine you are a woman who has somehow overlooked all the red flags and gotten into a serious relationship with Chibi. You're getting ready for a night out and decide to wear a nice dress to make it a special occasion. You walk into the living room where your boyfriend is playing video games, and he takes one look at you and excitedly asks if you have another dress for him to wear. You are taken aback by this suggestion, and in your silence he continues to chatter about you doing a makeover on him like it's a middle school slumber party.

You realize that this man will not be in your life very long.

Seriously what a weird justification for blatantly just wanting to crossdress. As if your girlfriend dressing like a woman merits some kind of sympathetic outfit matching. I know he's not talking about his partner being a man, because he's never shown any interest in men. It's like he's looking for a beard, not so he can be gay, but so he can troon out.
 
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Chibi is so self-conscious about his appearance, guys, that's why he constantly posts selfies and walks around with his dick out in Disneyland.

Even if that was true, why is it that being a vtuber is always the go-to choice for people who want to stream but are self-conscious about their appearance? Couldn't they just not have a face-cam? Is it that necessary to have a facecam while streaming???
 
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If he doesn't forget about this in a day he's 100% going to pick a female model. He's only pretending to hesitate in an attempt to salvage whatever little shred of masculinity he has left.
What if she wants you to shave those fucking nose hairs, get a man's haircut in a man's color, and groom yourself regularly? Those are new things, as far as you're concerned.

I don't get this. You don't need a woman to go out and do faggy, effeminate things. There's nothing stopping you from going out and getting a mani/pedi from some Vietnamese ladyboy. I can't tell what the point of this tweet is. Is he saying that like if his future gf is self-conscious or has no friends like him, he'll help show her what true friendship is? That would be a noble goal on paper but the problem with that is a woman with self esteem issues will not get better dragging around a 30-something year old manchild wearing a pencil skirt and lipstick. She'd feel ashamed that the best she could pull was a Chris-chan lookalike.

If we discount the savior complex aspect of this then it just sounds like he's fantasizing about some sub/dom relationship. No well-adjusted woman wants to go out with a guy larping as a drag queen - the three, maybe four women in the world that want this don't count. Maybe he wants to stand there like a retard holding his gf's shopping bags and purse while she goes out with her real friends. I swear some girl is gonna grift him out of thousands then ghost him.

And if we discount that then he's just writing to let everyone know he's half a fag.

Cheebs it's good to not care what people think but there comes a fucking point where maybe you should.

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If he's so tilted by streaming why doesn't he a) stop streaming or b) grow a pair of balls? This just reminds me of wingsofredemption. Dude complains constantly that streaming sets off his anxiety so bad that he has to take medication for it. Why doesn't he just stop then? It's like becoming a firefighter when you have a deathly fear of fires.

Also doesn't Adam get like...3 fucking viewers lmao how does that give him anxiety
 
I don't get this. You don't need a woman to go out and do faggy, effeminate things. There's nothing stopping you from going out and getting a mani/pedi from some Vietnamese ladyboy. I can't tell what the point of this tweet is. Is he saying that like if his future gf is self-conscious or has no friends like him, he'll help show her what true friendship is? That would be a noble goal on paper but the problem with that is a woman with self esteem issues will not get better dragging around a 30-something year old manchild wearing a pencil skirt and lipstick. She'd feel ashamed that the best she could pull was a Chris-chan lookalike.
See, that's the thing with Cheebs. He does all this "I'm soooo KWEEEEER" shit cause he thinks that's what women want to hear in his desperate attempt to get laid. Unless they're literally retarded (like his documented ex) e-thots aren't typically into these effeminate soy filled twitter NPCs, they just play along for clout and because they know they're reliable paypigs. I live in one of these infected areas and 9 times out of 10 these chicks are leaving the bar with the MAGA chuds and/or aplolitical dudebros, and a lot of the time, hilariously, after convincing them their beanpole effeminate boyfriends are totally okay with it cause poly. He's got a pretty decent shot with troons though, now that's a realistic goal.
 
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