Inactive Ethan Ralph's New Guntmobile

[Love Machine]

No need for A/C because it aint even hot outside.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I have a soft spot for the Frontier they kinda remind me of the old utilitarian japanese mini pickups. The hardbodies, toyotas, and mazdas of my youth. But, like most handy small pickup lines, they ballooned up and became overpriced unreliable rolling turds for people who can't afford a full-sized overpriced rolling turd.

Why do we think it will be a pickup though? Ralph is more a base model Altima with tinted windows and stupid aftermarket rims kinda guy.

 

[Jump]

Here is a slideshow of that actual truck. I can't get the link to archive and it will likely die soon.

Buying a truck not made in America is fucking shameful when really good ones are. I believe the subprime loan theory.

Vin starts win a "1". It was made in USA. 2 Is CA, 3 Mexico, J japan, ...etc.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

18.9 on a 84-96month loan. Yes Nissan will do a 96 month loan
Nissan gives $450 bonuses to salemen who get people hooked on that. Ill bet Gunt also got sold floormats,VIN etching and maybe even some TruCoat.

Is that even legal? Holy shit. I thought 3.1% was highway robbery.

 

[An automatic clown]

Buying a truck not made in America is fucking shameful when really good ones are. I believe the subprime loan theory.

The first letter of the VIN is a 1. 1 indicates the vehicle is built in the US

Edit: late

 

[Null]

The first letter of the VIN is a 1. 1 indicates the vehicle is built in the US

Edit: late

Assembled in the US but it ranks very very low in the made in USA rating. 57/90 on the list when some trucks are almost all American.

 

[veri]

Calling all Richmond Alogs - getting a video of Ralph trying to get into a truck would be incredibly kino.

5'1"
Tiny little T-Rex arms
Massive Gunt
Toothpick legs

Ralph has hands down the worst body type for trying to climb into a high clearance vehicle. I bet he'll need to use a step stool and Mantsu will have to push him in from behind.

i saw this video once of a 5’4 dude getting into a huge truck. he had to climb in it off the step cause he was so short. i hope someone gets a video of ralph trying to hoist his gunt up into the truck. maybe mantsu can carry a little stepladder around for him for assistance. that’d be the better option honestly cause i don’t see ralphs toothpick arms being strong enough to support his body weight

predicted again i hope he actually goes through with it. i wonder what he’ll say to people when they ask what his car decal means

this could be yours ralph
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[An automatic clown]

Assembled in the US but it ranks very very low in the made in USA rating. 57/90 on the list when some trucks are almost all American.

Correct. The window sticker will say what percentage of parts come from what countries.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Obviously he’s trying to be more like Daddy Dick with a truck. He tries to copy everything Dick does like a little fat gunted brother. Just two bros with their trucks. Am I right?

 

[MeltyTW]

Hes going to like that 18.9 Percent Interest.

Heart Disease will take him before the loan expires most likely.

dont have to pay a fuckin loan on a car that doesnt exist if he smashes it like the others now does he? you cant think further ahead than ralphs massive thought processor on his shoulder.

 

[Jump]

Is that even legal? Holy shit. I thought 3.1% was highway robbery.

Nissian's 72month APR is 15.49% for someone with 600fico. If he put nothing down his monthly payments are in the $800-$825/month range.
825 x 72 =$59,400

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

825 x 72 =$59,400

That seems pretty standard for a new truck in this economy. But of course 70k would get you a fully loaded lifted F-250 or a Silverado XL. Not the shit box of trucks like Nissan Frontier

 

[Stasi]

Nissian's 72month APR is 15.49% for someone with 600fico. If he put nothing down his monthly payments are in the $800-$825/month range.
825 x 72 =$59,400

Damn, he could pay off like a quarter of a crack shack with that and be well on the way to providing a home for his future child. But no, being a fucking idiot he has to flush money away on a wigger mobile that will be worth substantially less the second he drives it off the lot.

 

[Love Machine]

60k is the price of a fully kitted out f-150, somewhere around a king ranch with all leather interior last I checked.

 

[The First Fag]

Why does ralph need a truck? He is never going to put anything in that bed. He isnt the only one that does this, Its why trucks are so absurdly expensive for no reasons these days. If you want a big car just SUV.

Who said he is driving it? My schizo theory is that the bed is for him because he is fat as fuck

 

[InwardsStink]

Holy shit at the guy giving ralph ass pats for being able to "bug out" in his truck. Where would he bug out to, Washington DC to be with his own kind? In the years that I have been following the gunt I have literally never seen him do any outdoor activity. He has never fished, shot a gun, rode a 4 wheeler or dirt bike, even gone on a fucking hike. I think it is hilarious that this guy thinks gunt could spend more than an hour outside or could "bug out" in any capacity. Ethan has probably never even been in a rural environment.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

one kid (two if you think he wants to do anything with his first child) and he buys a wigger truck. Hey! At least it's four door for more whores!!!

 

[Red Hood]

Every Nissan Frontier I've sat in has smelled like stale sweat and/or cigarettes. It's a match made in heaven.

 

[The First Fag]

Every Nissan Frontier I've sat in has smelled like stale sweat and/or cigarettes. It's a match made in heaven.

And a match made in hell for any normal olfactory senses

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Frontier is perfect for The Gunt.