"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 157 37.8%

  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 258 62.2%
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mantan said:
Worst part about Metokur by far isn't guntguarding or grifting, it's mediocrity. Man simply doesn't have anything to bring to the table. No special life experience, no interesting traits, not even a unique sense of humor, so he always has to go for the lowest hanging fruit, something trendy, something anyone can make fun of. This was true back in 2016, when he had to resort to laughing at children on tumblr or some especially degenerate furries, same is true now with whatshisface cuckold. If you have any sort of preference for content, you'll watch someone else. If you want to watch white trash, you can always check out Ralph. You want neet lolcow takes from East Europe - there is Josh. Catboys? Nick Fuentes will provide. Why would one watch Metokur? No matter how much worse lolcow's life is objectively, they're more interesting to listen to compared to Jim. And that's not even talking about actual kino content like the autistic Ralph a-logs, who actually fuck over their lives for kayfabe. A lot of people in this thread are sadly prey to textbook duckling syndrome.
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I'm not convinced you have ever listened to Jim before.
 
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mantan said:
Worst part about Metokur by far isn't guntguarding or grifting, it's mediocrity. Man simply doesn't have anything to bring to the table. No special life experience, no interesting traits, not even a unique sense of humor, so he always has to go for the lowest hanging fruit, something trendy, something anyone can make fun of... Why would one watch Metokur? No matter how much worse lolcow's life is objectively, they're more interesting to listen to compared to Jim.
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I dunno, man, I think you're forgetting about a thing called a sense of humor. It's completely subjective and inexplicable why they sometimes line up. Some people might find that his lines up with theirs so they enjoy hearing his takes on things.

Everyone has different preferences.
 
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Il Latte Materno said:
Jim was always best against stupid internet people. Not that it's hard, but I don't think I've seen anyone "win" more at Internet Bloodsports than him because most people who participated in that were stupid internet people. Which is sad because Ralph is probably the biggest target he could rip apart but for some reason he just refuses to. Makes me wonder if he does it because he doesn't have the energy to shit on anyone any more because of the AIDS.
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The bloodsports era is behind us, the fun was had, the laughs were shared, now it's over and whenever anyone talks about it, they talk about it without rose tinted glasses because truth be told, there was a lot of shit to wade through to find the funny, and I think Jim contributed to the funny. I think he would have gone after Ralph if Ralph's mask slipped but a moment earlier and he did something to personally piss Jim off. But this would have been when Ralph was actually relevant to the whole Bloodsports thing.
I think Jim vs Sargon conflict kept most of his time and he was plainly careful with who he made enemies with... Ralph's a cunt but he provided a platform, but I think he needed Jim more than Jim needed him.

Ralph however is a clusterfuck of a person who grips onto the past as it was the only time he was rel event. I'd wager he still thinks he is hot shit for the Matt saga and he didn't really do anything but laugh like a dolphin, but Ralph has already made enough enemies to be mocked relentlessly and it's been years since he's been at all liked by these circles. I'd assume Jim cares not a shit about any of this these days, he just wants to play vidya and watch his tranimes, I would agree that he doesn't really have the energy to deal with getting into internet slapfights anymore, the CancerAIDS might be a factor in this.
 
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mantan said:
Worst part about Metokur by far isn't guntguarding or grifting, it's mediocrity. Man simply doesn't have anything to bring to the table. No special life experience, no interesting traits, not even a unique sense of humor, so he always has to go for the lowest hanging fruit, something trendy, something anyone can make fun of. This was true back in 2016, when he had to resort to laughing at children on tumblr or some especially degenerate furries, same is true now with whatshisface cuckold. If you have any sort of preference for content, you'll watch someone else. If you want to watch white trash, you can always check out Ralph. You want neet lolcow takes from East Europe - there is Josh. Catboys? Nick Fuentes will provide. Why would one watch Metokur? No matter how much worse lolcow's life is objectively, they're more interesting to listen to compared to Jim. And that's not even talking about actual kino content like the autistic Ralph a-logs, who actually fuck over their lives for kayfabe. A lot of people in this thread are sadly prey to textbook duckling syndrome.
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Because he's just the gold standard. Maybe this sounds gay but watching his videos takes me back to the late 2000s when I was reading ED articles when it was still fresh. The old fun-loving attitude of laughing at retards just lives on in a pure form inside Jim.

As for why he doesn't go after Ralph? Jim doesn't really follow trends. If you follow him over the years you see he can get all giddy about some big drama or some obscure schizo whose video he watched. It's all the same to him.
 
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Bookmark Cuck said:
The gunt is a very boring cow, people just focus on him beacuse he goes after Null.

Jim isn't Null therefore Jim just doesn't care. Easy sorted case solved now fuck off.
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That sounds like another Jimcel cope. I think people focus on Ralph because alot of users used to watch his show and now enjoy seeing him spiral out of control.
 
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GeorgeFloyd said:
That sounds like another Jimcel cope. I think people focus on Ralph because alot of users used to watch his show and now enjoy seeing him spiral out of control.
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this, ralph is fucking boring now but he used to be entertaining when he had guests and stepped back and let them talk and fight, now the best part of his show is him losing his shit and destroying his life
 
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Noproblemo said:
Wow fagmenco got Jimbo to shit on Ralph. Turns out Jewsh just needed to be good at video games to get his internet daddy to do what he wants.
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Maybe someone will send a superchat to Flam asking Jim the Gunt Question. Jim needs to answer for his past guntguarding sins..
 
Killdozer Enthusiast said:
lmao half the chats are "JIM FIGHT GUNT" and the other half are "JIM FIGHT NULL"
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I'm sure Jim is laughing at how rent free he his in the heads of all these spergs. Imagine giving a shit. The Gunt becomes more and more irrelevant with each stream, who cares? Jim use to be fine with going on anyone's stream, so just challenge him to some gay fighting game and ask him about the Gunt yourself. I'm sure he'd be down to play some gay weeb game like Skull Girls.

EDIT Holly Shit! Flamenco is such a boring faggot. I don't know if him or Ralph is worse. At least Ralph is a lolcow that can be fun to watch the car crash of his life.

Why does Jim even bother? He's a nobody and loser. I guess they can bond over being weebs. I feel bad for all the people that thought Jim was "their guy" only to never come on their streams again.

Vtubing is gay cancer and Vtubers should be put against the fucking wall!
 
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Sneeds_Sniggerly said:
Why does Jim even bother? He's a nobody and loser. I guess they can bond over being weebs. I feel bad for all the people that thought Jim was "their guy" only to never come on their streams again.
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Jim just wants to play vidya, shoot the shit, and laugh at retards online from the sidelines. Along with the cancer, people trying to drag him into the drama with Ralph is probably part of why he hasn't been going on other people's streams.
 
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Killdozer Enthusiast said:
Jim just wants to play vidya, shoot the shit, and laugh at retards online from the sidelines. Along with the cancer, people trying to drag him into the drama with Ralph is probably part of why he hasn't been going on other people's streams.
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Still, I imagine the list of people that would love to stream gaming and shoot the shit with him includes more interesting people that an ex-killstream wannabe vtuber. Hell, I'd fucking take him on in MK and shoot the shit.

If he really wants to just chill, he should use Odysee to talk about the shit he did on stream.me and just have fun with random videos and shit. He doesn't have to worry about shit like on YT. Go over the classic internet cringe stuff and talk about the new gay internet drama going on like with Nostalgia Chick or PPP or whatever.
 
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