Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Beren Yeager]

I figured May was still angling for the same thing with Alice that she was trying to coerce a pregnant 19 y/o Faith into (a 3 way where, after having her kid, Faith would go to work and support May/Ralph while May stayed at home. Texts are in the OP for anyone unfamiliar).

Meigh has a preggo fetish as well most likely, she wants a threesome and someone has to be pregnant. After the demon spawn is born, at least the Gunt can fill that role for her.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So alice is going to be more of a parental figure than her xandras parents? Yet he wants custody of xander. I can't wait for the please let Ralph see his daughter arc.

 

[Handyman]

Pantsu really thinks that Ethan will be there for the birth.

https://twitter.com/sadNtrad/status/1478776251204710410

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Unpopular opinion, I don't think May is unattractive

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1478787187642671111

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Before she got gunted she was a Midwest 5 at best. If I didn't know who she was in the wild I'd think that she's just a cute girl who makes my spicy italian at subway. She looks like just an everyday, plain, regular woman and there's nothing wrong with that. She's gonna look worse in the coming months as pregnancy wrecks her body and face. He nose will somehow grow even bigger. Even with all of this stacked against her she is no Laura Loomer. On looks alone she's way too good for Ethan and he better hope her dumbass never figures that out. And before I get accused of simping, any cuteness that she has is immediately and overwhelmingly erased by her being a tranny pedo, thus putting her right back on the same level as Ethan. Don't stick your dick in crazy, kids.

This has been drive by posting by a felon. Please continue your horse posting.

I am actually with you on the overall attractiveness level. To me, the floor for a woman who is:

1. White
2. Not fat
3. Not missing any teeth
4. Not sporting a bunch of piercings or conspicuous tattoos

is about a 4. She’s less ugly than many others out there. If she handed me my fries at Burger King or bagged my groceries, I could ask her out.

 

[InwardsStink]

If she handed me my fries at Burger King or bagged my groceries, I could ask her out.

Have some self respect dude. Even Wing's wife is cuter than Meigh.

 

[Terrorist]

I can't tell if pegging a plushie is a sign of animal abuse, pedophilia, or mercy towards incel Gator.

It means the kid is Gator’s

 

[AltisticRight]

I am actually with you on the overall attractiveness level. To me, the floor for a woman who is:

1. White
2. Not fat
3. Not missing any teeth
4. Not sporting a bunch of piercings or conspicuous tattoos

is about a 4. She’s less ugly than many others out there. If she handed me my fries at Burger King or bagged my groceries, I could ask her out.

I know what you mean but you might want to expand your list a little.
5. Not a paedophile
6. Not a weird weeb/Disney fangirl (emphasis on "weird", as in fanatical and thinks these cartoons are real)
Amanda is Jewish, by the way, so she's not passing the sniff test. By this list, you'll ask Faith out too.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It means the kid is Gator’s

The line of the most faithful Janny must be upheld and be kept Pure.

 

[cornycat]

> Ralph cheats on Pantsu

> Pantsu's pregnant with his baby

> Ralph gets Gunt is a 4 Letter Word pregnant

> Ralph gets convicted for the revenge porn.

Calling it now

Lol. You called it.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

Lol. You called it.

I'd like to thank Christ the KANG

 

[Pepper Jack]

Have some self respect dude. Even Wing's wife is cuter than Meigh.

Kelly also has some impressive farts too.

 

[Steinercard]

If she handed me my fries at Burger King or bagged my groceries, I could ask her out.

Women giving me food is just about the most romantic thing I can think of. Those salty fries were deep fried with love. I can't fight that.

 

[Handyman]

I know what you mean but you might want to expand your list a little.
5. Not a paedophile
6. Not a weird weeb/Disney fangirl (emphasis on "weird", as in fanatical and thinks these cartoons are real)
Amanda is Jewish, by the way, so she's not passing the sniff test. By this list, you'll ask Faith out too.

Faith is chubby so she ranks below if you ask me. YMMV

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Faith is chubby so she ranks below if you ask me. YMMV

I think you might be into men or androgyny hardcore. May could easily pass for a skinny man before she got pregnant.

 

[Law]

If she handed me my fries at Burger King or bagged my groceries, I could ask her out.

Please don't be a sex pest to Burger King employees, their lives are hard enough.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Please don't be a sex pest to Burger King employees, their lives are hard enough.

Burger King employees actually have self-respect, something that May doesn't.

 

[Handyman]

I think you might be into men or androgyny hardcore. May could easily pass for a skinny man before she got pregnant.

Nah. Faith was chubby before she was old enough for her metabolism to have hit the wall. That’s what I would expect a 40 year old woman who squeezed out three kids to look like.

Pantsu has harsh features and she could stand to gain a cup size but I wouldn’t call her overly androgynous. Once again YMMV.

Burger King employees actually have self-respect, something that May doesn't.

Harsh, but fair.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nah. Faith was chubby before she was old enough for her metabolism to have hit the wall. That’s what I would expect a 40 year old woman who squeezed out three kids to look like.

Pantsu has harsh features and she could stand to gain a cup size but I wouldn’t call her overly androgynous. Once again YMMV.

Her face is that of a skinny meth addict guy and the chest of a boy

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I can't believe anyone is unironically defending wanting to have sex (and even date) this:

This is not photoshopped or modified in any way, this is a screengrab from a stream.

I don't think I could ever be desperate enough to justify it, no matter what, but people do have sex with animals after all so it shouldn't be surprising.

 

[RedRocket69]

I can't believe anyone is unironically defending wanting to have sex (and even date) this:
This is not photoshopped or modified in any way, this is a screengrab from a stream.

Bitch looks like unibrow Mexican art lady and Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite had a love child after a weird night at a donkey show

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t believe Meigh openly admitted that Ralph didn’t invite her to Vegas. This whole segment is hard to watch, but worth it:

She so desperately wants to be e-famous, but has zero personality or upper lip.