Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[MirnaMinkoff]

And so far there have been a few idiots in Ralph's audience/May's followers that actually buy into the whole trad grift, so why would they stop?

How is it even possible when Ralph got a teen girl pregnant, then abandoned her and the child, is living in sin with a lolicon anime degenerate horse woman who also knocked up. So that’s two bastard children out of wedlock. Ralph has never held a job, has a filthy mouth, treats women like trash, is a slothful gluttonous obese wreck who drinks and abuses drugs.

Where is there even a trace of “traditional Christian male” values in this fat piece of shit? Sex and two pregnancies out of wedlock, plus living with a whore he’s not lawfully wed, is a total rejection of trad values.

Ralph is just fat wigger trash. Anyone who believes his trad grift is just another white trash loser who talks the talk without out walking one step of the walk, which could be Ralphamale’s motto.

 

[Jack Awful]

Upon hearing the news that loveisafourletterword is meeting in Vegas a week early all alone with Ralph:
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For the record there was only like 5 women supporting the show.

I think we need a deep dive on Love is a 4 Letter Word. The fact Ralph is likely cheating on his pregnant gf that he cheated on his pregnant ex with is being lost in the chaos of the new lawsuit.

 

[Pomniman]

How is it even possible when Ralph got a teen girl pregnant, then abandoned her and the child, is living in sin with a lolicon anime degenerate horse woman who also knocked up. So that’s two bastard children out of wedlock. Ralph has never held a job, has a filthy mouth, treats women like trash, is a slothful gluttonous obese wreck who drinks and abuses drugs.

Where is there even a trace of “traditional Christian male” values in this fat piece of shit? Sex and two pregnancies out of wedlock, plus living with a whore he’s not lawfully wed, is a total rejection of trad values.

Ralph is just fat wigger trash. Anyone who believes his trad grift is just another white trash loser who talks the talk without out walking one step of the walk, which could be Ralphamale’s motto.

The subset of paypigs who buy into Ralph's half-assed trad Christian LARP are room temp IQ mongs who see the idea of being "based" and "trad" as fashion statements more than ideologies in the same way that terminally online twitter leftists will talk about how great socialism is in one breath while being insatiable consooooomers who can't help but buy every piece of mass produced plastic garbage marketed to them. It's just a phony meme-driven subculture that none of them ever live up to; the contemporary 4chan /pol/ version of being a hot topic emo poseur who thinks they're deeper than the normal kids, maaaaaan.

 

[Jack Awful]

How is it even possible when Ralph got a teen girl pregnant, then abandoned her and the child, is living in sin with a lolicon anime degenerate horse woman who also knocked up. So that’s two bastard children out of wedlock. Ralph has never held a job, has a filthy mouth, treats women like trash, is a slothful gluttonous obese wreck who drinks and abuses drugs.

Where is there even a trace of “traditional Christian male” values in this fat piece of shit? Sex and two pregnancies out of wedlock, plus living with a whore he’s not lawfully wed, is a total rejection of trad values.

Ralph is just fat wigger trash. Anyone who believes his trad grift is just another white trash loser who talks the talk without out walking one step of the walk, which could be Ralphamale’s motto.

Some people just crave to be a part of a community and when they find one they'll justify any reason to stay a member, even if it's obviously a bad group.

Also, mental illness.

 

[Some Badger]

How is it even possible when Ralph got a teen girl pregnant, then abandoned her and the child, is living in sin with a lolicon anime degenerate horse woman who also knocked up. So that’s two bastard children out of wedlock. Ralph has never held a job, has a filthy mouth, treats women like trash, is a slothful gluttonous obese wreck who drinks and abuses drugs.

Where is there even a trace of “traditional Christian male” values in this fat piece of shit? Sex and two pregnancies out of wedlock, plus living with a whore he’s not lawfully wed, is a total rejection of trad values.

Ralph is just fat wigger trash. Anyone who believes his trad grift is just another white trash loser who talks the talk without out walking one step of the walk, which could be Ralphamale’s motto.

When you put it that way, I almost wanna run a Ralph character in CK2 and see how fast he gets excommunicated.

(I'll marry him to a horse if I can figure out console commands)

EDIT: Got a Game Over 28 days into my save file. Hralff Gunterson was assassinated before he could even fuck his horse bride.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

Upon hearing the news that loveisafourletterword is meeting in Vegas a week early all alone with Ralph:
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For the record there was only like 5 women supporting the show.

The definition of "felted"

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

To be fair, Xians do give the most money to degenerates who’ve supposedly been “saved” and go on to grift. Hell, even after his prison sentence, Jim Bakker was able to rebuild his gravy train with a whole new segment of the born-again crowd. I can see them thinking that the odds were in their favor.

Gator Gator Get the bonus buckets. We must be prepared to have 5 gallons of mashed potatoes and gravy for dinner tonight

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

> Ralph cheats on Pantsu

> Pantsu's pregnant with his baby

> Ralph gets Gunt is a 4 Letter Word pregnant

> Ralph gets convicted for the revenge porn.

Calling it now

 

[Jack Awful]

> Ralph cheats on Pantsu

> Pantsu's pregnant with his baby

> Ralph gets Gunt is a 4 Letter Word pregnant

> Ralph gets convicted for the revenge porn.

Calling it now

Based on Ralph's history this is a solid bet. The wildest outcome with Ralph tends to be the path he takes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

> Ralph cheats on Pantsu

> Pantsu's pregnant with his baby

> Ralph gets Gunt is a 4 Letter Word pregnant

> Ralph gets convicted for the revenge porn.

Calling it now

And at least one of these pregnancies is a multiple birth.

 

[Truly Rural]

And at least one of these pregnancies is a multiple birth.

At least one of them is a girl

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At least one of them is a girl

Vickers will go to court to prevent visitation that includes both the boy and girl, as he knows May and Ethan will be trying to make all their pedo fantasies come true. May shows up to visitation in lolicon cosplay.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

The subset of paypigs who buy into Ralph's half-assed trad Christian LARP are room temp IQ mongs who see the idea of being "based" and "trad" as fashion statements more than ideologies in the same way that terminally online twitter leftists will talk about how great socialism is in one breath while being insatiable consooooomers who can't help but buy every piece of mass produced plastic garbage marketed to them. It's just a phony meme-driven subculture that none of them ever live up to; the contemporary 4chan /pol/ version of being a hot topic emo poseur who thinks they're deeper than the normal kids, maaaaaan.

Add to that the fact that their idea of traditional simple means a woman who caters to their every whim and obeys them totally. That is really all they mean, there aren't any expectations of the men working hard for the family/4even building a family or going to church or anything, they just want a maid they can fuck.

 

[Law]

You could say Ralph is acting in accordance with "trad" patriarchal values - the man does whatever the fuck he wants, the women deal with the consequences and clean up the mess.
May is so fucked.

Acting like a mother for a 35 year old toddler who works 1 hour a week is another.

It's even crazier cause she works full time.

 

[Image Reactions]

I just realized May reminds me of Sue Heck.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I just realized May reminds me of Sue Heck.View attachment 2475956

Eden Sher is way better looking than Mantsu.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

The subset of paypigs who buy into Ralph's half-assed trad Christian LARP are room temp IQ mongs who see the idea of being "based" and "trad" as fashion statements more than ideologies in the same way that terminally online twitter leftists will talk about how great socialism is in one breath while being insatiable consooooomers who can't help but buy every piece of mass produced plastic garbage marketed to them. It's just a phony meme-driven subculture that none of them ever live up to; the contemporary 4chan /pol/ version of being a hot topic emo poseur who thinks they're deeper than the normal kids, maaaaaan.

I see Gunty’s fan base more akin to DSP’s in the sense that they don’t really buy into their bullshit, they are half trolling even by being fans, but Ralph is really good at the “us against them” mentality that dsp does. He’s the opposite bc he’s always “winning” while dsp is perpetually down on his luck and “reduced” to ebegging but it’s really the same dynamic.

40% trolls (hate watchers troll tippers “walk the line on getting banned” chatters)
20% legit “us vs them”/ “hero warship” speds/ people who buy into his act
20% irony and clip channels
10% horror show/archivists
And 10% pre existing fan base

that’s my breakdown, tho I’m not guntstorian

 

[Spergorino]

How is it even possible when Ralph got a teen girl pregnant, then abandoned her and the child, is living in sin with a lolicon anime degenerate horse woman who also knocked up. So that’s two bastard children out of wedlock. Ralph has never held a job, has a filthy mouth, treats women like trash, is a slothful gluttonous obese wreck who drinks and abuses drugs.

Where is there even a trace of “traditional Christian male” values in this fat piece of shit? Sex and two pregnancies out of wedlock, plus living with a whore he’s not lawfully wed, is a total rejection of trad values.

Ralph is just fat wigger trash. Anyone who believes his trad grift is just another white trash loser who talks the talk without out walking one step of the walk, which could be Ralphamale’s motto.

Same reason it worked for Trump. Right wing reactionaries are literally the stupidest people on the planet.

 

[SargonF00t]

Pantsu already tried to self-cuck, and drag Faith into a threesome for Ethan's sicko fantasy. If Gunt starts fucking another woman, I wouldn't be surprised if Pantsu actually comes out and condones it. I can actually see Pantsu pulling a Shoe0nHead, claiming to be bisexual, then bragging about having MFF sexual affairs.

And unlike Shoe0nHead, Pantsu will eat the other girl's pussy.

 

[Polinky]

And unlike Shoe0nHead, Pantsu will eat the other girl's pussy.

Maybe if the other girl wants her clit bitten off by those Mr Ed chompers