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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
Yet nobody ever wants to/will pay it's stated worth. Even back in the day when Kelly Blue Book was pretty much the only way to value used, older vehicles, I never went verbatim off it. And it's only gotten worse.
Instead I found that I always had to take around 25-30% off Blue Book value (including haggling), depending on make/type (for example imported vs. domestic 4x4s), to get anywhere near what stealerships & private buyers would pay.
a broken clock is right at least twice a day, and even the worst people in the world can have a moment where they do something good in their lives. After all the Nazis refused to use animals for testing and were the first in Europe to reintroduce wolf populations to Europe as protected species.
Ironic how the literal Nazis took better care of animals than a group of poor opressed trans womxn ever could.
I don’t know about that. I don’t think what they’re doing is good at all. I don’t even think it’s well-intentioned. You don’t just hand someone a giant envelope of cash in an official charity capacity. They’ll probably spend it on drugs, alcohol, and/or junk food, and it will have done more harm than good. Even if they don’t spend it on meth, we don’t know why they need the money. Maybe the father is a compulsive gambler. Maybe they’re just really bad with money. The Tranchers don’t care, because they’re getting something out of it. We just don’t know what yet.
They’ve broadcasted to the world that they need money - they wouldn’t be handing over thousands of dollars if they weren’t getting a return. This is just another instance of them being who we know them to be…selfish, idiotic, disingenuous, virtue-signaling grifters.
FML this posted before I was done making it so here's some tranch updates before my autism deep dive. WAYBACK is overrun right now so bare with me on the archives
I present to you: On this episode of CHOPPED.... I have no idea what penny is doing to those potatoes with that tiny mixer.
Please be a shitty troon flag mural....
One of the serfs posted.
Lold because of his location on here. Its true. Ah yes "the water"... Going very well i see....
Underfed alpacas (look at the spines and hips those should NEVER be visible on an Alpaca) likely my guess is more dominant Alpaca bully the others out of food.
Random Lol. Remember the TikTok crystals they were making and plans for a jewelry line?
Amazing....
Also I low how we can't tell the difference between their charity and normal grift.
MONEY & GRIFT UPDATES! With some throwbacks to see the pattern.
As you all know, the Tranch is at it's finest hour right now as per usual using native americans as a shield to get bux from unsuspecting people while being disingenuous on what aid they're keeping what they're giving away. Reposting this for emphasis.
Penny states his plan is to raise $50,000 and give 5k cash to about 1-2 families over this year... so thats at least 12 families getting 5k each for a total of not 50k its 60k you dumb Troon who didn't even think out this plan before it launched. also note this was just for one family then expanded. But if they did 24 people with 50k thats over a grand per person.
Link
I know for a fact cute shit like this existed wayyy back even before his kids were born Phil just never saw/raised his kids lmaooo...
Okay here's some autism. Their Etsy is down now probably because they have their store on here and the etsy niggos take a huge cut of your gains.
Now, the last tranch megagrift (ended at about 18k) is currently gone because we are focusing on the """mutual aid""" (aka 2 for me 1 for you) and the existing "winter to spring" drive... which is basically just a fun way to use Native people to evoke more sympathy and get extra bucks.
Finance Totals as of today:
Ended 2020 Grift: this was stopped to start their winter grift which did NOT recieve ANY traction near what their last 117k grift did. So they needed a plan to get more cash. Multiple streams of revenue.
^ this is the post coordinated with this.
Also incase they try to claim otherwise the category here isn't for a non-profit if I am correct. Its for themselves. They have later fixed this though.
Current Grifts:
*This has already been pre-archived ITT
THE WINTER:
Originally posted in Oct/Nov IFAK
If you very carefully read this you can basically get the gist that their plan is to live entirely off off of grifting. Wow.
CAR ISSUES:
Josie/Jarrod's grift kek
Lol manual those are so fucking hard to find. Also its always men who modernly insist on sticks
Checkmark tries to get Ford to donate a truck to people who live off of donations. If they actually get one I will be a bit MATI.
Truck status. Penny has a lot of troon powers Jarrod git gud. Also this is NOT in their charity it is under accidents and emergencies.
This has all been previously archived this is just a refresher to show the tactics of multi-grift posting. Note the date overlaps
The earl times:
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REAL INCOME NON GRIFT
Monthly income from Patreon: $1,377 (this has been steady for a while now)
Monthly income from Yarn: unknown (not on Etsy now. Likely are losing some sales from normies.)
Store which is lel....
Past income streams implemented:
Bidding to name baby alpacas (i think they made at least $200 at that). The name bids started at like $50 IIRC
Penny got sick and had a direct paypal
The christian tea
Working gardening for community landscaping (i think they mentioned it was 400-800 for that garden? I forget but they allegedly got not paid for all of it)
Slave labor (free)
(Abandoned) sheep
(Abandoned) ducks
(Abandoned) chickens
Future Income Stream Plans (either abandoned or in progress)
Jewelry (other than the shitty geodes they have on the store page)
@Meiwaku Thank you for that post, very informative! Blows my mind how Penny has never once thought to himself “maybe we should actually be self-sustaining and become an exemplary ranch to show all those TERFS that us trans girls can do just as well at farming as cis men!” and instead just begs and grifts nonstop. Like, he’s gotta realize that calling the serfs into the house for a meeting everyone week to discuss their next GoFundMe and praying that he gets enough cash to do whatever is not the desirable course of action over he could getting his shit together, and start learning about how to properly run his ranch and teach the serfs, right?
Of course not, who am I kidding. He has no shame about begging, he’s too dense to realize that this actually does not paint trans people in a good light, he doesn’t want to take initiative and learn how to not starve the animals, he doesn’t want to prevent Kevin from buying toys in order to actually FEED the animals, and he’s already decimated the land.
Now that I’m done sperging, call me retarded because I know many have sperged on this subject before, but can someone please explain if all this gofundme gritting may directly have an impact on their 501(c)(3) status? A lot (if not all) of the money seems to be flowing directly into their personal funds. I can’t see Daddy Government not noticing this eventually and letting it slide.
Edit: Yes the word I am looking for is tax fraud. I cant even properly articulate my questions I’m so confused. Also, what the fuck was Penny thinking when he filed for a 501(c)(3)? He knows damn well they ain’t gonna be making enough money to not dip into the charity funds. I would ask if he’s that stupid to think he could get away with it, but I already know the answer.
Firstly, Jarrod's wishlists + the OFFICIAL TUR wishlist which was posted on OCT.28.2021
FYI this is how you know
note those style of first aid shit show up on the Lakota list
his art and GAINZ wishlist. whose gonna get him the rack?
nothing else was milky other than the fact it was all terribly optimistic lmao.
Some diggin on their wish lists vs Lakota:
Some of these items they're definitely sharing if it's not at least BLATANTLY for them.
this first one is basically the exact same item.
no way basically the same item
Amazing how this keeps happening.... also wow a high priority!
wow I wonder how this idea got here? could it be the fact there's been like 4 car fundraisers in the past 2 years?
same brand too hmmmm
(Thread for best weighted blanket. The exact one is on their wishlist. Also the rts are islamic)
Other Lakota Wishlist Items That I Speculate Are For Tranch, Islam Ahead:
I hate to think that one of the tranchers would use these but we know kev and i think jen do.
Tacticool style med shit....
wow who else was bitching about power going out because Kevin kept playing fortnite?
the last one i pray not. I remember Bonnie using a BP monitor in an earlier post but he's gone for now
tacticool blanket. Also this EXACT BLANKET (the one above it) was the one another troon rec'd to kevin as the best autism blanket
We went over the leatherworking one already but Proof at least the Jewelry is for them:
Here's how you can tell when its for them vs not. Something for them. "The power can be spotty" aka his.
Not for them (lol Phil's grammar):
ALSO: this is likely not for their charity because it legally cannot be afaik because their charity is listed under "animals and livestock". This is not animals and livestock. Tax Kiwis please chime in if you can
GIVE MORE MONEY FOR FAMILY #2 [A]
When they haul their asses up there again, we better get more updates from their trip. I’m talking Kevin livetweeting his third mental breakdown of the day in a McDonald’s parking lot, holding onto Tabitha the stuffed dinosaur for dear life because the engine won’t turn over type updates.
Crosspost because I can't edit the last post I made to include this..... this is Kevinism at its best. This is what they're donating to. Kevin's princess time. Please follow these dates from Dec 21 to Today (tm)
Lolfag
The blanket on the list (top one)
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch everyone. Princess Time ahoy.
If they're going to run exclusively on grifts, how do they not have a business plan for that?
Like powerlevel but there were times in school where I was skint and I called the Bank of Dad and said "Can you give me $200 a month for the foreseeable so I can eat?"
One thing I noticed on Jarrod's wishlist is a bandolier sling which I sincerely hope he gets. Anyone who's actually tried using one of those knows exactly what I'm talking about.
One thing I noticed on Jarrod's wishlist is a bandolier sling which I sincerely hope he gets. Anyone who's actually tried using one of those knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Because they're the tranch. They seldom plan concretely . The plan is to use the circle jerk trans crowdfund money.
How very self-sustaining and anarchist of them to try to live off the grid except when it comes to govt surgeries/medical/ grifting for donations.
I have a sinking suspicion that Phil's entire plan the whole time was after he realized he was retarded at money and had made an immense net loss since he started in 2018 was to donations only. From the very start of the Tranch it was with parents property. Then grifting for renovations. Then Bonnie's moms cosigning the house, then grifting for housing/ earthship/ general growth plans/ broken cars and trucks/ taking in person donations/ defcon earl/ and now "mutual aids".
The wild part to me is while people like Jarrod, despite being batshit, seem to have plans for what to do with gardening and permaculture, Penny gives no money to the serfs. Jarrod has plans it seems according to his wishlists i perused but is just broke and an outdoor troon so literally no money is put into his ideas for it which actually all looked reasonable (germination trays, grow beds, grow tents for indoors if the weather is shit, LED, seedlings, some other shit I forgot, rendering pots, bee shit lol i wish they would get bees). Like he has all of the nessecary tools and steps on his thing but no Tranch money has gone into shit like "garden and growing your own food" which would at least make you look slightly more legitimate and not like complete fucking failures. ( the only thing they "grow" is their own weed afaik)
@Humbert Humbert
They will LEGALLY have to declare how much they paid themselves from their charity. I think you have to legally give 10% or in some cases at least x amount depending upon your lisence and state. (It's in a previous post I made when they got exposed for not being a charity yet despite claiming otherwise.) The amount you have to actually give to the charity is really really small BUT it's all publicly posted hence why people know Susan Komen makes $500,000 from her charity for breast cancer and can be mad about it publicly.
also note this was just for one family then expanded. But if they did 24 people with 50k thats over a grand per person. 
