Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[instythot]

Wait, I'm behind potato lore. Didn't she leave JF?

And turned around before she got to the first major city because JF started his Wheel of Potatoes game show to publicly replace her

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Regardless of the wisdom, or lack thereof, of PPP's snake diet shit (I mean, the man is a snake - why shouldn't he eat like one...) it's pretty clear that the source of his discipline was encouragement/shame from Surfer and not some internal resolve. PPP also openly admitted a bunch of times that he would basically eat his feelings, and that he's been having a rough few years. With all that it was essentially a forgone conclusion that he'd gain all the weight back and then some after the Surfer blowout.

Surfer was the one who clearly snaked. It’s part of his Jewish Heritage to snake on those that he considers friends

 

[Demon Sultan]

Anyone else catch the notification for the video quickly uploaded and deleted by accident?

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Anyone else catch the notification for the video quickly uploaded and deleted by accident?

It also had the file name.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

27lb at that weight is extremely impressive, he really worked for that

The guy went from chubby to in shape. An impressive transformation. We expect the same from you Josh in 2022.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Here is surfer's stream on the final weigh-ins for this leg of the competition.

Embrace the Gunt 15: First Leg Finale: Josh Moon Wins!

www.youtube.com

Weight Loss:
Ralph: 274.8lbs to 257.1lb lost 17.7lb (6.4%)
Josh : 269lb to 250lb lost 19lb (7.3%)
PPP : 358.3lbs to 380lb lost -22.7lb (-5.9%)
Bowlcut Nationalist: 186.0 to 158.9 lost 27.1lb (15.7%)
Three Four: 179lb to 166lb lost 13lb (7.5%)
Gahoole: 230.3lb to 234.7lb lost -4.4lb (-1.8%)
PPP note: final weight is an estimate. PPP hasn't weighed in for months but he is obviously fatter than ever, honestly he is probably heavier than 380lb. You can use any number really but he obviously lost

Weight Gain:
Surfer: 170.3lb to 199.6lb gained 29.3lb (15.8%)
Rudy: 143lb to 150lb gained 7lb (4.8%)

Weight Loss Rankings by Percentage:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 15.7%
2nd: Three Four 7.5%
3rd: Josh Moon 7.3%
4th: Ethan Ralph 6.4%
5th: Gahoole -1.8%
Last: PPP -4.4%

Weight Loss Rankings by Pounds Lost:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 27.1lb
2nd: Josh Moon 19lb
3rd: Ethan Ralph 17.7lb
4th: Three Four 13lb
5th: Gahoole -4.4lb
last: PPP -22.7lb

Congratz Bowlcut Nationalist!
PPP FELTED!!

Amazing that PIZZA DAY pulled through

Will PPP stream himself getting arrested for not getting the jab? Will surfer?

 

[The Biggest Meme]

here is bowlcut's final weigh in video btw. I feel I should post it considering he won

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

here is bowlcut's final weigh in video btw. I feel I should post it considering he won

Godspeed to that faggot

 

[Rudy Coleman]

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The guy went from chubby to in shape. An impressive transformation. We expect the same from you Josh in 2022.

God speed bowl cut nationalist, This really goes to show what putting minimal effort into maintaining yourself can do.
This is still an impressive dub despite the competition being jannies and sedentary internet retards. Hopefully surfer keeps this going as a side project.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Looks like the Peoples Popular Powerbottom is now feuding with Josh and might do a stream on him. He's really been ramping up the accusations with screen shots from the deleted chats as well as forum posts. Is PPP trying to making this into a new simpspiracy?
https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1479023518268469249?s=20
https://archive.fo/IbbYQ
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We'll see how this goes. It seems like PPP is desperate for more gay drama that is not going over fed shit or Ethan Ralph related. I got to say, I only liked PPP AFTER the SimpGate bullshit. It was so gay. The stuff with New Project 2 was interesting, but the whole "hur dur Dick Masterson is a simp for pussy" was fucking retarded. I'm sure PPP never said "simp" stuff to his Discord GFs lol

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I never knew how prophetic these words would be when I first heard him last week.

 

[Guntkvd]

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I never knew how prophetic these words would be when I first heard him last week.

Any advice you give him he's gotta do the opposite. Pretty much the guide how to deal with janny jewsh.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Any advice you give him he's gotta do the opposite. Pretty much the guide how to deal with janny jewsh.

How many online retards does this apply to? Sargon, Kraut, and PPP himself don't know how to listen to good advice and will even try to spite the people giving them advice in good faith.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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The guy went from chubby to in shape. An impressive transformation. We expect the same from you Josh in 2022.

The Moonman Mask is cringe, though.

 

[GuntN7]

Is PPP bothered because we aren't a monolith that never disagrees with each other over a feature 30 people tops used and posted a based black man getting his ass eaten to own the Gunt board?
edit:
Based black man because PPP is really based. So based that he likes to get his ass eaten.

just

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Is PPP bothered because we aren't a monolith that never disagrees with each other over a feature 30 people tops used and posted a based black man getting his ass eaten to own the Gunt board?

just

Did I miss something? What based black? The based black farmer (BBF, if you will)?

 

[ClipBitch]

I don't know what ppp hopes to gain by working with the discord trannies, but I look forward to when it backfires. I mean, it's discord ops, so you know it will. Maybe he'll dox them all or maybe they'll leak his messages.

Maybe Surfer was his tard wrangler instead of the other way around.

 

[Ramona]

I did like the chat here, just realized it's gone. I didn't hang out there but whenever i popped in they always had video links to what was happening, and only called me a faggot sometimes. RIP.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Maybe Surfer was his tard wrangler instead of the other way around.

No doubt in my mind that surfer was his tard wrangler, especially with surfer saying PPP couldn’t close sales. PPP doesn’t have that Azkenazis gene like surfer does, meaning that despite having charisma from preaching he can’t capitalize on that to grift off of like many televangelists.

Also oh no Golden Gunts Bros, they aren’t televising the Golden Globes this year. Let’s hope that they don’t cancel the Golden Gunts since they are supposed to air the same night.

Golden Globes to Be Held as “Private Event” With No Live Stream Available

Following an announcement that there would be no red carpet or celebrity guests, the HFPA confirmed the event will be private, with winners announced only online.

www.google.ca

 

[endangeredspecies]

Im gonna post this here bc it doesnt have a concerned thread on it, even though it only tangentially involves this thread,
but did anyone follow phantom org, mr deadman drama, mutual accusations etc? Deadman accused of being in wheelchair and into kink or what not, then deadman bringing some discord tranny accusing PO for furry pedo shit, pedo org again defending himself behidn 'its irony bro'
whatever mr deadman did im automatically more on his side only bc PO is such a degenerate pedo zoophile creep.