Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Article said:
The apocalyptic originality of the first installment was volatile and political; however, that is a tall ask to implement in a family-focused, all-encompassing sensory experience on day one. I can’t help but think that sometimes people need to adjust their expectations of what is possible, and viable business-wise, for Disney to accomplish. The bottom line is you aren’t, in fact, a Jedi; so nothing will make you feel 100% like you are. No amount of grungy, worn-in detail in walls will change that. At the end of the day, you are in Orlando.
Look kid, Disney needs to sell overpriced Star Wars freezers, ok? And you can't expect them to really use carbonite, see? The bottom line is you are fat, but aren't Boba Fat. You need a cooler for your chicken tendies, Disney needs to make a profit. At the end of the day, you are in Orlando, so just consooom and be happy.

A Star Wars hotel is a retarded idea. Unlike parks, which are fun for kids and families as well as affordable, a themed hotel is overpriced and generally BORING. When's the last time you went on a vacation just to sit in a hotel?
Of course it'd be too expensive for Disney to offer a genuine SW 'experience'. But why scrap a dumb idea when you can pay shills to whine and beg you to consoom anyway? Then again, we're talking about the same people who thought it smart to market SW-themed fetish lipsticks and kitchenware (fridges and pots, the Force is female, after all).
 

When it comes to a fan base like Star Wars, you are bound to get a vast range of opinions. You’ve got your OG fans that have been card-carrying members since the 1970s — Star Wars: A New Hope (1977), Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983). Next-gen fans caught the bug when the prequel trilogy emerged more than 15 years after the last of the original three movies — Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999), Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002), and Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005). After this one, Star Wars as we knew it would change forever when Lucasfilm was acquired by Disney in 2012, creating a whole new category; the Disney Star Wars fan.

You can't get the ideal Star War experience because there are too many! Suck the corporate cock and be happy they acknowlege your presence enough to beat you

Bitch get that mouse cock out your mouth. That's real tragedy here, is that Disney is too busy trying to use Star Wars to boost its ESG score to realize they are sitting on a gold mine.
They own all of Star Wars. Not even the weird "Fox controls Episode 4" exception exists now. If they weren't focused on trying to astroturf their shitty no-plan sequels to public consciousness, their hotel - this 10,000 year old star ship that looks brand new - could be reconfigured for any Star Wars era with really nothing to do other than give the cast new scripts.

Let me spell that out:
If Disney gave up on trying to make people care about Kylo Ren, They could have One month be "Galactic Civil War" where for $10,000 you could live your wildest dreams of calling Jar-Jar Binks a faggot to his face and get Training by Jedi who aren't in hiding.

Next month, its Imperial Era. Darth Vader boards the ship looking for the death star plans.

Next month, Mando time. Just empty the wine cellar as you let wine aunts with withered ovaries coo over Baby Yoda. Boba Fett the insult comic lets you live out you humiliation fetish by going on about your lack of honor before taking off his helmet.

Next month, its Sequel month so they can deep-clean the empty hotel.

You could be getting the simps who still care about star wars for MULTIPLE $10k weekends.
 
Last edited:
Spider-Man No Way Home has beaten TLJ, TROS, Rogue One at the global box office with $1.5 billion. The only one it hasn't beaten is The Force Awakens but that was the second most hyped film of all time behind TPM. All of the Disney Wars films came out before Covid was even a thing so they can't even use that as an excuse. And yes I know Marvel is owned by Disney too so it's not a true "win" but it's still funny seeing the sequels fail. It's also what happens when you make a nostalgiafest that's actually somewhat respectful to it's source material.

At this point Star Wars belongs on TV, it's not worth watching in a theater.
A Star Wars hotel is a retarded idea. Unlike parks, which are fun for kids and families as well as affordable, a themed hotel is overpriced and generally BORING. When's the last time you went on a vacation just to sit in a hotel?
You're right but their incredibly stupid mindset behind it is that it's more like a "cruise ship" than a "land based hotel", even though cruise ships physically take you to another place on a boat on the open ocean and you can't leave. On the Starcruiser you dick around in a hotel (you know, those places people generally only eat and sleep at before they go somewhere else to actually enjoy their vacation) unless you want to waste your money and leave.
 
From what I been seeing offline SW fans who're still there, are getting exactly they want with Disney Star Wars.

Well, for all its flaws (I've torn Mando and Rebels to shreds in this thread), it can actually be something to watch with your family and not focus too hard. Its really clean compared to other stuff.

Clean, stupid, and not the worst thing ever made.
 
Does anyone have the Blu Ray collection Fox put out in 2015 of the Complete Saga? Is it a repackaging of the 2011 set? I lost the 2011 collection and am looking to find a replacement.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: 5t3n0g0ph3r
You're right but their incredibly stupid mindset behind it is that it's more like a "cruise ship" than a "land based hotel", even though cruise ships physically take you to another place on a boat on the open ocean and you can't leave. On the Starcruiser you dick around in a hotel (you know, those places people generally only eat and sleep at before they go somewhere else to actually enjoy their vacation) unless you want to waste your money and leave.

It just seems like it'd be annoying.

People pay for the expensive hotels at Disneyworld because they're nice environments to be in. The theming is nice, but no one pretends they're actually 100 years in the past at the Grand Floridian. Or that they're in the South Pacific at the Polynesian. They're nice to wake up in, get breakfast and to return to in the evenings. They're also nice if you want to stay around and take a break from the parks. Go to the pool and relax. Look at a Giraffe out the windows. They're also big and spacious.

None of that seems to be the case at the Starcruiser. It's some weird LARP that seems like it'd be annoying. Also who actually LARPs? For some reason, this niche activity is portrayed as something mainstream by people who like "geeky" stuff. When it's not mainstream at all, and I'm pretty sure how it's portrayed on The Big Bang Theory isn't how it is actually done. There's some weird fictional portrayal of this activity.

The Starcruiser is an experience, but everyone who isn't retarded will be rolling their eyes. Also, where do you relax? There isn't even a pool. The rooms certainly don't look like a nice place to hang out.

The stupid thing is, a Star Wars hotel would be fucking easy to do. The Grand Jewel Palace of Naboo Hotel. Take the Naboo style architecture, make a luxury hotel. Charge a premium rate. Have areas for character meet and greets. It'd be a nice hotel to be in, even if you didn't give a fuck about Star Wars.

Then do a more budget Star Wars hotel. "Star Wars Worlds Hotel." Make a big moderate budget hotel, where the different sections are divided by worlds. Just theme the buildings and areas to different planets and you're done. People will want to stay there. They get all the benefits of a proper hotel with a quirky theme and style.

The whole "cruise ship" thing for the Starcruiser is also not apt because a Cruise Ship is a place you relax. You also do stuff which is up to you and not some lame role-playing game.

Also, what is it, two days? So you then have to also be booked at another hotel if you want to properly experience Disneyworld.
 
Last edited:
I don't know why shills defend those goddamned parks when they are a reactive force to Wizarding World at best and an overpriced shopping mall at worst. The comparisons are night and day and those Disney parks are going to look like a 6 flags and seriously be in trouble once Nintendo comes to the Universal parks. For gods sake when Secret Life of Pets has a more classic and immersive dark ride than star wars with tons of animatronics, you've known you fucked up.
 
The stupid thing is, a Star Wars hotel would be fucking easy to do. The Grand Jewel Palace of Naboo Hotel.
But Prequels Bad! Don't you like the sequels and the High Republic? Those are good because Disney told you they were good.
For gods sake when Secret Life of Pets has a more classic and immersive dark ride than star wars with tons of animatronics, you've known you fucked up.
My favorite thing about Rise of the Resistance is that while it's incredibly ambitious it barely fucking works and you have to pay extra (thanks to the Genie app and no more Fastpass at the parks) on top of admission in order to even attempt getting the chance to wait in line all day to ride it.
 
But Prequels Bad! Don't you like the sequels and the High Republic? Those are good because Disney told you they were good.
High republic looks pretty dam dead on arrival. That David Cage game does look like it will be pretty rad though. Ironically because it has more of a prequels feel.



You can guarantee some spicy memes with his style at least.

I have always. ALWAYS been sick and tired of this prequel hate bullshit. It's overblown, overwrought snobbery. You cannot convince me otherwise. Especially given how they stuck the landing with revenge of the sith. ROS cannot claim the same.
 
What must be going through George Lucas' mind seeing all the characters he created becoming shadows of their former selves?
1641867503876.png
 
High republic looks pretty dam dead on arrival. That David Cage game does look like it will be pretty rad though. Ironically because it has more of a prequels feel.



You can guarantee some spicy memes with his style at least.
I just want to see an e-mail get leaked where Lucasfilm tells David Cage that he cannot put a Twi'lek shower scene into Star Wars: Eclipse.
 
Back