Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[BluntyBitch]

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"I"m like the coolest"

Almost as good as:

 

[DrJonesHat]

"I"m like the coolest"

Almost as good as:
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Ah yes, such a cool guy he has a misdemeanor guilty plea to harassment charges and absolutely no idea he's about to get BTFO by a bunch of corporate lawyers who probably laughed hysterically at his brief and passed around to the interns as an example of how NOT to do it.

Holy shit, he actually believes he's going to win that AGT lolsuit and continue the audition process.

Those were sent in April of 2020 and at the end of January last year. But he is convinced he's going to win his doomed lawsuit and get on the show, and just be declared the winner I guess? He doesn't seem to have a plan beyond the initial audition for his "accommodations." It makes me wonder if either he's not aware there's more than one stage to the show, or if he's just expecting to be declared the winner after the first round.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Russell's habit of using superlatives about himself never fails to annoy me. "I'm the best" "I'm the coolest" "I'm super cool" "I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet"

It is only ever insufferable douchebags (or obnoxious bitches) who do that. I don't think you could find a single recorded instance of any person of quality unironically saying "Yeah, I'm the best." It is an instant turn-off to anyone and everyone, and yet Star Buddy still does it on a weekly basis.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Russell's habit of using superlatives about himself never fails to annoy me. "I'm the best" "I'm the coolest" "I'm super cool" "I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet"

It is only ever insufferable douchebags (or obnoxious bitches) who do that. I don't think you could find a single recorded instance of any person of quality unironically saying "Yeah, I'm the best." It is an instant turn-off to anyone and everyone, and yet Star Buddy still does it on a weekly basis.

Well u just have a problem with the dIsAbLeD!!!!!!!!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell's habit of using superlatives about himself never fails to annoy me. "I'm the best" "I'm the coolest" "I'm super cool" "I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet"

It is only ever insufferable douchebags (or obnoxious bitches) who do that. I don't think you could find a single recorded instance of any person of quality unironically saying "Yeah, I'm the best." It is an instant turn-off to anyone and everyone, and yet Star Buddy still does it on a weekly basis.

That, and who refers to themselves as cool in 2022? He's such a premature boomer. He has to remind everyone he's the greatest (only in his fragile, broken mind) so they'll treat him with the proper deference and respect he mistakenly believes he deserves. And I don't think he realizes that instamodels have legions of dudes telling the girls that they(the guys) are the greatest and they simply have to come fuck them. The models tune that out automatically.

Well u just have a problem with the dIsAbLeD!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, every day I get up with one thought on my mind: How can I make a disabled person's life miserable? I'm on a Discord chat with a bunch of people where we share tips on how to fuck with the disabled because we have no other meaning in our lives.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That's thing about Russ: He's malicious, but he's also stupid. He could never construct a scenario or compose a complaint that might actually damage a business's reputation, because everything he writes is so full of nonsensical bitterness that people dismiss it out of hand.

His spirit animal is a Karen, and that's plain to anyone who encounters him.

Especially for the bullshit he puts in the reviews…. ”walked past the baby clothing store and they were playing a Taylor Swift song. They must hate the disabled. Plus babies dont have plights. why don’t they have clothing in my size too?” Noone actually reading these reviews for the intended purposes gets anything resembling sense from them.

This type of comment is something that speds do often. They have little head-canons or are so deeply involved in their own world, and they use terminology that is either 1) their own invention/combination 2) legitimate but highly niche, and they use such terminology in everyday conversation.
Eccentrics can do the same thing, but eccentrics generally have the ability to "turn it off" and communicate with everyday laymen who aren't involved with their word. Chris Chan is obviously the biggest and greatest example of this ever, just expecting everyone to know what the fuck Sonichu and Magichan are, but Lucas Werner is another example with his telomere gen-z agephobiaverse - just throwing out terms that normal people won't know what the fuck it is. I even had a college professor like this, obviously most any scientist with a PhD is going to be an eccentric with a pseudo-obsessive load of knowledge and passion, but there is always that one zany professor who just can't turn it off; that >75% of conversations will revolve around their chosen subject of study (in her case fungi lol) and everyday tasks and occurrences must all relate to that subject.

What separates Russ Greer from the average Karen is that Russ can't turn it off. A "karen" might exaggerate the situation, or outright lie, or complain about the most mundane things; but Greer impulsively relates everything to his plights, disability and shitty view of women.

Russ' only saving grace is this context is that normal people at least have some idea of what "plight of the disabled" might mean, while virtually nobody knows what the fuck Sonichu, Age Gap Love or Mucoromycota spores are.

He actually did manage to get some girl dancing in his audition. You can see her in the background of one or two of the screenshots. No clue who she is, or who the band is either.

I thought someone said it was some Eastern European woman?
Or was that a different video?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Never ceases to amaze me how fragile he is. Is that your brother? It must be your brother, tell me it's your brother, don't live snyone I lee, live MEeeeeee. To all the thousands of women he follows, all of you stay single for him.
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Another example, stay single or don't tell the world you are in a happy loving relationship to keep up his ridiculous fantasy, beyond ridiculous

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So apparently this is a dancer at Harrah's, so she's local to him, he posted almost a year apart trying to get her to "dance" for his audition. Either he was bullshitting to get her attention or he legit was gonna have some dancing squirming chick in the background of his stupid audition

It's not like he'd be able to afford that dancer anyway. She'd charge him like $500 for a five minute shimmy to whatever song and if he so much as touched her during that time Big Tony, the guy she brought with her, would beat him to a pulp.

I thought someone said it was some Eastern European woman?
Or was that a different video?

That was from his Yo Yovanna! video. I think the video in question was his audition for AGT when he had the Plights as his backup band.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's not like he'd be able to afford that dancer anyway. She'd charge him like $500 for a five minute shimmy to whatever song and if he so much as touched her during that time Big Tony, the guy she brought with her, would beat him to a pulp.

And when she refused to have sex with him, he'd threaten to sue her for discrimination and misrepresentations because Russ thinks strippers are hookers who are just showing off the goods before he buys.

That was from his Yo Yovanna! video. I think the video in question was his audition for AGT when he had the Plights as his backup band.

We only saw a very brief clip of his audition video, but yeah, there's a dancer in it for a couple of frames. He never posted the full video because he was afraid we'd make fun of it or sabotage his application somehow.

 

[Constellationzero]

Russell's habit of using superlatives about himself never fails to annoy me. "I'm the best" "I'm the coolest" "I'm super cool" "I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet"

It is only ever insufferable douchebags (or obnoxious bitches) who do that. I don't think you could find a single recorded instance of any person of quality unironically saying "Yeah, I'm the best." It is an instant turn-off to anyone and everyone, and yet Star Buddy still does it on a weekly basis.

You just illustrated why people really need to watch their mouths when they're out there trying to be magnanimous.

This happens all the time. SPED spud creeps someone out. BAWWWS. Teacher or para tries to comfort taters by saying: "You're such a gReAt gUy!"
They never say how or why. Just that he's a gReAt gUy! or he's got a gReAt pErSoNaLiTy! Great like...how? They can never say, but the damage is done. Now we got a greasy butternut squash running around the internet telling random girls that he's like...the cOoLeSt gUy eVeR!

 

[Drowningman]

I feel so sorry for ANYONE who has to interact with that brain rot troll.
His past co workers must have had to get therapy because of him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You just illustrated why people really need to watch their mouths when they're out there trying to be magnanimous.

Particularly around people like Russ who interpret any positive statements directed at them as agreeing to their demands. Farrah Abraham got sued because someone liked his post and he took that as proof he won a date with her. He took the producer's "well done" that they said to everyone as binding proof he was going to be on AGT. He took Erika's friendliness as proof they were a couple even though she told him explicitly they were just friends. He ignores anything that doesn't fit the script he's written in his head.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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"I"m like the coolest"

Almost as good as:
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I can only imagine how weird Russ' audition was. We have:

• Russ banging on a keyboard, while wearing a keytar around his neck.
• His band, The Accomodations, trying to play his shitty song while not dying of embarrassment.
• Strippers and prozzies pole dancing in the background.
• Magician blazer from Wish dot com.
• A WOO HOO HOO

Whoever watched his full audition must've been really confused about what exactly was going on.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can only imagine how weird Russ' audition was. We have:

• Russ banging on a keyboard, while wearing a keytar around his neck.
• His band, The Accomodations, trying to play his shitty song while not dying of embarrassment.
• Strippers and prozzies pole dancing in the background.
• Magician blazer from Wish dot com.
• A WOO HOO HOO

Whoever watched his full audition must've been really confused about what exactly was going on.

The producer probably spent the whole ordeal wondering if he/she was being pranked by the company and stammered out a "good job" because most people try to be nice when they're not sure what's going on. So naturally Russ thinks that means he's on the show and then views not being contacted as a breach of contract.

 

[Dontfeedthelulz]

Oh yeah, I did forget about her. But instead of the political stuff involved I just wanna see some instathot he's attracted to just unexpectedly blow him the fuck out in the comments. Just pure, petty, schoolyard bullshit.

Not to be all "look at meeee!" but a couple years ago, I had a run in with him where I went off on him in the DMs. I still look at the screenshots when I need a laugh. In true gourd fashion, he called me an aids-ridden whore.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Not to be all "look at meeee!" but a couple years ago, I had a run in with him where I went off on him in the DMs. I still look at the screenshots when I need a laugh. In true gourd fashion, he called me an aids-ridden whore.

Post them you aids-ridden whore.

(Unless you have, in which case, am faggot, alarm clocks etc.)

 

[qewretrytuyiuoipop]

You know, its entirely possible that Russ is telling the truth. The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act. But in determining whether to let Russ proceed to the next step, they most likely did a background check. Even a cursory, criminal history check at the very least. If that is the case, and Russ's criminal conviction for stalking came to light, that and that alone would have been enough for AGT to say nada. Especially in this day and age following the 'me too' movement, a brand like AGT would be very, very careful to ensure that contestants are screened and do not have a past that could disparage the AGT name.
The best thing for AGT to do would be to say that his criminal history made him ineligible.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act.

Heh. Hehehe. HEHEHEEHEHEHE no.

I take your point, though. There are a million reasons his stupid act would never have made it on the show, not least of which being that the musicians and dancing girls were the only ones on stage with any talent. The band itself, playing a different song, might have stood a chance. But Drippy McDrool's songwriting chops are on a level with his paralegal skills: technically there, if you squint and tilt your head, but so far below average you're left mildly amazed he doesn't live in a group home for the mentally-deficient.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

You know, its entirely possible that Russ is telling the truth. The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act. But in determining whether to let Russ proceed to the next step, they most likely did a background check. Even a cursory, criminal history check at the very least. If that is the case, and Russ's criminal conviction for stalking came to light, that and that alone would have been enough for AGT to say nada. Especially in this day and age following the 'me too' movement, a brand like AGT would be very, very careful to ensure that contestants are screened and do not have a past that could disparage the AGT name.
The best thing for AGT to do would be to say that his criminal history made him ineligible.

It would be hilarious irony if Russ finally had his big break just to have his stalker past catch up to him and shot his chance for fame in the foot.

I do doubt they liked it though...

 

[BluntyBitch]

You know, its entirely possible that Russ is telling the truth. The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act. But in determining whether to let Russ proceed to the next step, they most likely did a background check. Even a cursory, criminal history check at the very least. If that is the case, and Russ's criminal conviction for stalking came to light, that and that alone would have been enough for AGT to say nada. Especially in this day and age following the 'me too' movement, a brand like AGT would be very, very careful to ensure that contestants are screened and do not have a past that could disparage the AGT name.
The best thing for AGT to do would be to say that his criminal history made him ineligible.

I said something close to this a while back. But Rustie probably think s he "can explain" and they would let an UNSAFE person on the show.

His criminal record is proof that 1) Rustie can't be trusted to be safe interacting with women, 2) any background check conducted by an employer can absolutely use this to deny employment (or to compete in a contest like AGT)
3) PIPSQUEAK IS AN IDIOT if he thinks 1&2 aren't true and won't have consequences.

He's unsafe for any AGT/Freemantle female staff, he's unsafe to interact with any other (female) contestants, he's a huge liability - what if he stalks or harasses an employee? BAM LAWSUIT she sues because her employer just put her in an unsafe, unnecessary risk to her safety.

I can't wait til he's turned down and that's the reason

 

[nemesisAF]

@Dontfeedthelulz
this post?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...-safer-nevada-pac.30488/page-548#post-2894141

eta…

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...-safer-nevada-pac.30488/page-526#post-2870312

also this?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...-safer-nevada-pac.30488/page-529#post-2871434