DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
They're the same age by the way. The Doc is actually a month older.

EDIT: Why would you keep boxes for mugs? Why 4 mugs?
Those are the empty boxes that his dining plate sets came in.

Assuming the average dinner set includes 4 Dinner plates, 4 salad plates, 4 bowls and 4 mugs, and seeing as he has 4 boxes...

There is no reason for him to be eating off paper plates.
 
Do you imagine that months after he was eligible to get Partnership again, he tried to re-apply and was subsequently denied?

Something tells me he was off stream and logged into Twitch to do so... Because you get notifs for live streams but not essentially for online presence except for a green online icon... Too late to know now I guess but there was some salt he had which put him in a foul mood...
I heard that someone still mods Phil's chat on Twtich because some trolls left messages there and those got deleted. So either Phil or one of his mods looged in.

He would have been able to apply for Affiliate in October last year and obviously he either didn't do it or we has shown the door. He can apply for a new partnership on Twitch at the end of April this year but to do so he first needs to build up numbers to reach the requierments for it. So in essence he is back to Level 1 (HA!) on Twitch at the moment. So should we catch Phil streaming on Twitch again we know what is up. Though I doubt this will happen. just imagine what would happen if he got reapplied: Twitch will be flooded with complaints. Or someone nudges Pokimane about Phil's stupid rambling and she unleashes the Thot's fury.
 
As other have said closing this forum would have no effect at all. You would have to close down any subreddit, detractor YouTube and Twitter as well, and even then it will not matter.

Phil has namedropped Kiwi a few times but he will always keep da trollz as a very vague entity, partly to avoid any of the pigs go and have a look for themselves and start questioning.

Neither is Phil above just making shit up out of nowhere and claim trolls have said and/or done them. So even if all trolls and detractors were to go away, Phil would just make something up to keep the victimhood and us vs. them narrative going.

We are not close to the end, I have no idea what makes you think that but it sounds like you might need a holiday from the vortex. Get away for at bit and if you still feel like it then come back, this shitshow will still be here.

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Unrelated, @Piece of Peace is there any way you could/would mark suspected whale socks in the tips tracker?

Also we can all pretty much agree that tipping is now almost an exclusive whale thing, right? Would it be fair to say that any non whales that are still giving Phil money (50BB) is doing so by Super Chats?
Phil only namedrops certain "trolls" to remind people that the trolls do really exist and really are looking to threaten his life and that it is all real he assures you. In reality he knows that the "trolls" aren't doing anything to harm him and that all of his problems are his fault but to admit that would be too much for his fragile ego to cope with. The best example was his recent retcon about a troll showing platforms a "montage" of the things he's done. He doesn't realise that it is an admission to having done things that would warrant being removed from platforms and instead only wants to focus on it being shown by a troll. Even when making up a scenario in which he is the victim, he still can't just deny that he has done some fucked up things because then he'd have no narrative. And of course there is no evidence that this troll or montage even exists because you're just expected to take PP Burnell at his word but if there is any evidence to prove what he said is a lie then it is just made up by da trolls.

DSP will only go away when he rocks himself off this mortal coil. He has repeatedly shown that he has no intention of ever returning to the job market and even if he did, the best he could maintain is a low skill, low wage job that isn't a public facing role, but that would mean a janitor and he wouldn't be able to handle that amount of labour. His only option online is to continue being a scumbag online and just digging even deeper should he aim for more money.
 
This is the same bloke that fumes at the mouth when Phil makes money, or when OIC decides to troll. He should look at how YouTube works because he's helping Phil grow. He's not doing himself any favors.
I believe most detractors doing this will be the same blokes losing their shit when Phil hits 200,000 subs by his birthday.

I'm sorry that I forgot who, but some lad made a great point about how interacting with Phil's stream is actually helping him. Trolling him by boosting his views, subs and interacting with his community posts isn't bad for his growth.

Since most detractors already have troll accounts subbed to his channel, simply change your name to something related to Derich's birthday. Does fuck all for Phil's numbers and will likely make him throw a fit about changing your name.
 
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Phil doesn't have time to workout or lift weights. If you were a mature adult who understands how the world works, you would know this.

Really though phil has such a bizarre physique- fat, saggy body/breasts and then he has super tiny shoulders and arms. Clearly he has lost weight but it all came off his arms. And whatever muscles were holding his chest and his face in place have clearly deteriorated away also.
 
This is the same bloke that fumes at the mouth when Phil makes money, or when OIC decides to troll. He should look at how YouTube works because he's helping Phil grow. He's not doing himself any favors.
I believe most detractors doing this will be the same blokes losing their shit when Phil hits 200,000 subs by his birthday.

I'm sorry that I forgot who, but some lad made a great point about how interacting with Phil's stream is actually helping him. Trolling him by boosting his views, subs and interacting with his community posts isn't bad for his growth.

Since most detractors already have troll accounts subbed to his channel, simply change your name to something related to Derich's birthday. Does fuck all for Phil's numbers and will likely make him throw a fit about changing your name.
Well we get to laugh at him loosing his shit then.

Phil will probably hit 200K subs, and what? Nothing will change, oh sure he will get to brag about it on his phad-ah-cast and that will be cringe filled and full of cope. So we get to point and laugh at that.

I find Phils focus on his sub number slightly fascinating, it is pointless but I'm sure it's an ego thing tied up with him turning 40 an currently going through a midlife crisis.
 
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Phil doesn't have time to workout or lift weights. If you were a mature adult who understands how the world works, you would know this.

Really though phil has such a bizarre physique- fat, saggy body/breasts and then he has super tiny shoulders and arms. Clearly he has lost weight but it all came off his arms. And whatever muscles were holding his chest and his face in place have clearly deteriorated away also.
I understand most people are too lazy to be fit, but how can you not look at yourself in the mirror and think that looking like Phil isn't something you need to fix.

Like if you want to eat like shit you could at least be built fat, but most people don't notice their bodies deteriorate.

At least Phil can be a testament to what shifting to an almost entirely sedentary life does to someone who doesn't treat their body with care.
 
Well we get to laugh at him loosing his shit then.

Phil will probably hit 200K subs, and what? Nothing will change, oh sure he will get to brag about it on his phad-ah-cast and that will be cringe filled ad full of cope. So we get to point and laugh at that.

I find Phils focus on his sub number slightly fascinating, it is pointless but I'm sure it's an ego thing tied up with him turning 40 an currently going through a midlife crisis.
It's all ego as it's been stagnant for 10 years.
 
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An old Tweet I know, but still. He really have no idea how not to be cringy.
Nobody says you have to give an expensive gift, but how about giving something thoughtful?
 
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This is the same bloke that fumes at the mouth when Phil makes money, or when OIC decides to troll. He should look at how YouTube works because he's helping Phil grow. He's not doing himself any favors.
Never mind that, Phil now can just feign more distress

“Look at this they are planning attacks on my channel”

Cool beans 😒
 
Well we get to laugh at him loosing his shit then.

Phil will probably hit 200K subs, and what? Nothing will change, oh sure he will get to brag about it on his phad-ah-cast and that will be cringe filled ad full of cope. So we get to point and laugh at that.

I find Phils focus on his sub number slightly fascinating, it is pointless but I'm sure it's an ego thing tied up with him turning 40 an currently going through a midlife crisis.
Oh mate you're righ, but I know we will have several detractors that are upset over Phil's gloating when they help him hit his exceptional goals.
Lately due to a severe lack of free time I try to min-max my fuckery. So I try to look at what my action will cause, in a way? If that makes sense?

Method #1
I have to: Make a new account, subscribe, wait to be able to post, troll, remember to unsub or delete account.
Phil has to: Rage and ban.
I gain: A laugh?
Phil gains: Interactions, channel growth. Both things that boost his ego.

Method #2
I have to: Change my name, troll, change my name back, remember to unsub or delete account.
Phil has to: Rage and ban.
I gain: A laugh?
Phil gains: Fuck all, each ban is one already existing subscriber.

But to each their own, as long as we get a laugh we all win.

Edit: Might want to point out I'm not telling people to troll, I'm trying to point out how silly it is to make new accounts to troll Phil.
 
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