Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Not particularly Jack related, but the second season of The Righteous Gemstones debuted last night and I can't help but think that this is what the murder church's family is like when it's not Sunday.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Oh sure, universe. Take Bob Saget but leave us with mushbrain. Great. Thank you.

jack is gonna be in his 90s still kicking despite having 4 strokes and communicating through one of those stephen hawking devices trying to eat raw chicken through a tube

 

[Chandler Bing]

Oh sure, universe. Take Bob Saget but leave us with mushbrain. Great. Thank you.

All the while the deathfats are alive and well.

 

[ZipDisk]

One of the weirdest parts of Jack trolling was every once in a while, someone would say "Tell us a ghost story Jack!" and he'd stop talking and scowl.
Never acknowledged it, and I'm fairly sure it was a ticket to the boy's club.

We all know Rob likes to make references; I wonder if that's why he brought up the Ghostbusters. A sly tip of the hat to the fact he's tanning while gliding.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I've been behind on my jack videos for a hot minute but the 'Garbage Stew' is hands down one of the laziest things he's ever made. Hot dogs. Steak. Beer. Whole roasted red peppers. French cut green beans. Salsa...and so much other nasty shit.
It reminds me of 'Leftover Casserole'; I don't recall what it's from but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a joke. Every Friday Night the mom took leftovers from all week, mashed it all up in a casserole dish and smothered it in cheese.
The fucky thing about Jack's Septic Tank Surprise is that a lot of that stuff was extremely salvageable and could have been folded into another meal...but Jack Dangles here just threw it in a crockpot and said fuck it, wasting even more food because no one in the house wants to eat that; even he looked disgusted by it.

 

[semitooth]

this retard could really use to learn how to mix audio. why doesn't he just go through the drive thru instead of sitting inside the restaurant thats playing copyrighted songs?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Add aw jew (0:23) to the growing list of Jackisms.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Gimmie my islamics

 

[semitooth]

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i threw up

 

[Neko GF]

this retard could really use to learn how to mix audio. why doesn't he just go through the drive thru instead of sitting inside the restaurant thats playing copyrighted songs?

Archive (720p):

 

[Pond Scum]

It reminds me of 'Leftover Casserole'; I don't recall what it's from but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a joke. Every Friday Night the mom took leftovers from all week, mashed it all up in a casserole dish and smothered it in cheese.

Leftover parfait from Malcolm in the Middle?

 

[Padoru]

"They made it good"

Sometimes I feel like we're mocking a literal retard.

because we are

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Oh God, in this one he actually sticks his tongue out preemptively before his mouth is even open. It's like watching a chameleon pounce on a bug.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

 

[ZipDisk]

So, he's not even waddling in to order anymore, sends out Tammy to scout.
Jack fears lines and the public.

WHERE THE BAKEY TAMMY?

I wish youtube would go through and demonitize all his videos, kill the Jack music overlay.
How in the FUCK does JCS get the youtube pimp slap, and not fatty?

Tammy: Don't film me
Jack: Films her anyway

Year old brisket chili master Jack whines about the flavor on the sandwich.

The only highlight is that Jack is angee.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I know that Jack just plays the music over the video instead of redubbing his commentary later because he's lazy and barely knows how to use editing software. But part of me wants to believe that he's secretly trying to show his viewers how normal music sounds dissonant and incomprehensible to a stroke survivor like himself.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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Who holds a sandwich like that? I don't care if you only have 1 hand, that is not normal.

 

[ZipDisk]

Dude coin slot inserts burgers into his fucking maw. It would be more surprising to see Jack using table manners than trying to find a new way to stuff food in word hole.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Even Jack can't fail to just put everything in a pan and heat it. Barely.

Can't he, though? We're talking about someone who autistically has to remind himself to check the flame every time he lights the stove.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Petition to add an eggplant sticker so I can let people know my actual reaction to this kind of content.