DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

His goal should be to learn how to cook and function like a normal adult.

I can dream can't I?

Chris would become a billionaire before that will happen.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Chris would become a billionaire before that will happen.

Chris has had sex more recently than Phil too to top it off.

Chris can't stop winning!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's "success" is the equivalent of the part of the Titanic that's in slightly less deeper water than the other parts.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm not suggesting anyone do this, but I was thinking it would probably be pretty easy to create a "Liquid Phil" channel that does better than the original. You could probably fool his wheelchairs into thinking you're the real thing too.

There's already a guy on Twitch who I consider that he's called Arcus and he does speedrunning and his deal is he's Bob Ross if Bob Ross was a vegetarian cowboy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has time for that BS but:
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It's from this
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Also.......added 'micromanage' to the list.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I've just unsubbed and tbh I really don't see the point in making sock accounts just to troll... I mean trolling is trolling, but to make alt acc just to try and bump it up is the same as his tarded fans telling him they've subbed and also become members... While Phil tells them it's naht a good idea to do so...

Which also proves he knows that 97% is dead subs and whatever % is dead members as well with dupe CC payments..

I truly appreciate the waste of money the dentheads have ploughed through just to appease the Pigler to "defeat da trollz"..

Having the handicapped like you is enough but to literally depend on them sacrificing their money and care to exchange in gaining attention from a mobile gaming addict is just fucking low and you deserve to be called a functional retard...

Then I giggle at that wheelchair tagging Phil so many years ago on Twitter and life is good again

Edit: Someone find that picture and repost so that my giggling may continue plz thnx

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've just unsubbed and tbh I really don't see the point in making sock accounts just to troll.

And that's why he made chat 'sub' only. He knows da trollz will sub and boost his numbers.

 

[TankMelee]

And that's why he made chat 'sub' only. He knows da trollz will sub and boost his numbers.

It also makes a serious investment to chat (in your YouTube sub feed). In his KINGOFHATEVLOGS channel closing, he mentions his three-pronged plan and says of DSPgaming: “I don’t flood that channel with videos any more. I don’t! It’s 3-4 videos… maybe 6, tops.”

When, in reality, it’s 6 DAILY now that with his Daily Wrap series. Being quite honest, that’s the only reason I don’t sub to try to chat.

 

[RougeRed]

I've just unsubbed and tbh I really don't see the point in making sock accounts just to troll... I mean trolling is trolling, but to make alt acc just to try and bump it up is the same as his tarded fans telling him they've subbed and also become members... While Phil tells them it's naht a good idea to do so...

Which also proves he knows that 97% is dead subs and whatever % is dead members as well with dupe CC payments..

I truly appreciate the waste of money the dentheads have ploughed through just to appease the Pigler to "defeat da trollz"..

Having the handicapped like you is enough but to literally depend on them sacrificing their money and care to exchange in gaining attention from a mobile gaming addict is just fucking low and you deserve to be called a functional retard...

Then I giggle at that wheelchair tagging Phil so many years ago on Twitter and life is good again

Edit: Someone find that picture and repost so that my giggling may continue plz thnx

Yup. Counterproductive. It's waaay funnier when his chat slows to a crawl. Without all the "troll" chatters, it's a ghost town.

 

[Piece of Peace]

It's pretty simple, I think.
Is he content and satisfied with his life? Absolutely. He is very comfortable. He has everything he wants. His priorities are considered abnormal but ultimately it doesn't matter what other people think in that regard.

I personally don't think he's content or satisfied with his life either tbh. Being content implies that you are happy with the current level of existence, which I don't think he ever will unless he becomes the next PewDiePie (because his narcissism dictates that he SHOULD have been PewDiePie, if only not for of those fucking trolls!!) The problem is that he's not willing to put the work in and expects everything to be handed to him, so he's basically spinning his wheels and not going anywhere.

I think people might be mistaking "being content" for "being a lazy piece of shit".

 

[Mr. Brown]

Small, but important correction. She sits in one of DSPs old jack off office chairs and games on a 10 inch monitor.

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Imagine making $180k a year and make you soul mate wife game on an old PC monitor in 1600x900.

Fucking hell, what a scum bag.

 

[Muu]

I don't think the Derrick troll sub op is a good idea, Phill will hit the 200k mark then not speak about going under 200k again.

"Errr no I haven't lost subs what the fuck are you talking about, idiot, we just celebrated hitting 200k subs you moreahn there's just a bug with YouTube's sub count"

 

[Earth Rocker]

What was Phil's stated intention for moving to Washington? I know part of it was taxes but there had to be more to it than that.

Spoiler: Long posting

I think the real reason was to simultaneously impress/entrap Panda by moving her away from her family and friends.

I also think Phil wanted to get away from his parents. Just like Phil attempts to tightly control the narrative in his stream chat, I think he was hoping to do the same with his parents. By moving across the country he made it impossible for them to get information about him beyond what he texts/tells them on the phone. I am guessing Phil heard one too many lectures after his parents dropped by for a surpise visit and saw another dozen new videogame figurines.

Another curious angle to this is when Phil pigsplained why he could not rent out his former condo he mentioned that his parents were too old and sick to manage the property for him. Why would Phil hastily pack up and move without selling his property and while, in his own words, his parents were getting old and sick? Who moves AWAY from their parents as they get older and sicker? Especially if your job is streaming which you can literally do just about anywhere.
Phil moved to escape the "burden" of his elderly parents and to hide his shameful manchild lifestyle from them.

 

[actually]

Dinner plates are not going to clean themselves.

He has a dishwasher. They pretty much will.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

What was Phil's stated intention for moving to Washington? I know part of it was taxes but there had to be more to it than that.

Spoiler: Long posting

I think the real reason was to simultaneously impress/entrap Panda by moving her away from her family and friends.

I also think Phil wanted to get away from his parents. Just like Phil attempts to tightly control the narrative in his stream chat, I think he was hoping to do the same with his parents. By moving across the country he made it impossible for them to get information about him beyond what he texts/tells them on the phone. I am guessing Phil heard one too many lectures after his parents dropped by for a surpise visit and saw another dozen new videogame figurines.

Another curious angle to this is when Phil pigsplained why he could not rent out his former condo he mentioned that his parents were too old and sick to manage the property for him. Why would Phil hastily pack up and move without selling his property and while, in his own words, his parents were getting old and sick? Who moves AWAY from their parents as they get older and sicker? Especially if your job is streaming which you can literally do just about anywhere.
Phil moved to escape the "burden" of his elderly parents and to hide his shameful manchild lifestyle from them.

It's been covered before but it boils down to where could Piggy live where 1.it didn't snow regularly 2.the heat wasn't unbearable 3.no major natural disasters such as tornadoes or basketball american riots and what do you have left but a burb in the pacific northwest.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What was Phil's stated intention for moving to Washington? I know part of it was taxes but there had to be more to it than that.

Spoiler: Long posting

I think the real reason was to simultaneously impress/entrap Panda by moving her away from her family and friends.

I also think Phil wanted to get away from his parents. Just like Phil attempts to tightly control the narrative in his stream chat, I think he was hoping to do the same with his parents. By moving across the country he made it impossible for them to get information about him beyond what he texts/tells them on the phone. I am guessing Phil heard one too many lectures after his parents dropped by for a surpise visit and saw another dozen new videogame figurines.

Another curious angle to this is when Phil pigsplained why he could not rent out his former condo he mentioned that his parents were too old and sick to manage the property for him. Why would Phil hastily pack up and move without selling his property and while, in his own words, his parents were getting old and sick? Who moves AWAY from their parents as they get older and sicker? Especially if your job is streaming which you can literally do just about anywhere.
Phil moved to escape the "burden" of his elderly parents and to hide his shameful manchild lifestyle from them.

Ironically for tax reasons, and to be around "like-minded individuals."

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Ironically for tax reasons, and to be around "like-minded individuals."

Leanna's business tax no less. It always seemed mentioned in the context of her selling soap.

I'm not sure Phil intended on paying any more taxes when he moved, given how he still treats them and assumed something an CT tax professional in the early 2000's told him would hold true years later on the opposite side of the country.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yup. Counterproductive. It's waaay funnier when his chat slows to a crawl. Without all the "troll" chatters, it's a ghost town.

Especially with Derich around.

Soon Phil leaning into his chat every now and again will just see Derich @ing him the whole time and then chat will delve into two people having a conversation and will go insane gamer mode boring dead air or:

"Guys, we have 300 viewers but no ones talking nahuhuh"

"Can we talk about the game instead of PizzaHut?"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It is yet another example of Phil's narcissism. He doesn't give a shit about it not being good for his viewers. People's lives should revolve around him and they should adjust their lives to his content, not the other way around.

Another example is the way he treats his day off as his wheelchairs day off.

It's been covered before but it boils down to where could Piggy live where 1.it didn't snow regularly 2.the heat wasn't unbearable 3.no major natural disasters such as tornadoes or basketball american riots and what do you have left but a burb in the pacific northwest.

So he's 0 for 3 then?

Ironically for tax reasons, and to be around "like-minded individuals."

But he hates hipster, he has been mocking the people of his adopted state and city since he got there.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What was Phil's stated intention for moving to Washington? I know part of it was taxes but there had to be more to it than that.

Spoiler: Long posting

I think the real reason was to simultaneously impress/entrap Panda by moving her away from her family and friends.

I also think Phil wanted to get away from his parents. Just like Phil attempts to tightly control the narrative in his stream chat, I think he was hoping to do the same with his parents. By moving across the country he made it impossible for them to get information about him beyond what he texts/tells them on the phone. I am guessing Phil heard one too many lectures after his parents dropped by for a surpise visit and saw another dozen new videogame figurines.

Another curious angle to this is when Phil pigsplained why he could not rent out his former condo he mentioned that his parents were too old and sick to manage the property for him. Why would Phil hastily pack up and move without selling his property and while, in his own words, his parents were getting old and sick? Who moves AWAY from their parents as they get older and sicker? Especially if your job is streaming which you can literally do just about anywhere.
Phil moved to escape the "burden" of his elderly parents and to hide his shameful manchild lifestyle from them.

The main reason was Leanna refused to commit to Phil until he had his own house, and she wanted to move to a place like Florida, Texas or Washington. I know it fits the narrative that Phil groomed her (which he probably did when she was 17), but the move was entirely due to Leanna and she said many times she wanted to leave her family, even before she was serious with Phil. Around the time of moving to Renton, Phil never felt comfortable about it and talked about how it was a potential mistake he couldn't afford.

Of course, Phil will never admit to this mistake, especially now since it appears that khando is the only reason he lured Katherine in.