Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

NoExcuses1 said:
It is said that a fat face will make you look younger, what with the lard plumping out wrinkles. That said, holy sh*t, Chinny Chin Chin had aged really poorly, this past year or so. The filters have given up or are in the process of dying. She is haggard and blotchy. She is puffed right up. The wrinkles around her eyes. I don’t think she cares. Nobody would peg that face as 37, maybe not even 47. Granted, a face with nasty canned hair fibres and old crusty makeup ground into her pores isn’t helping anything. The miracle of soap and water escapes her.

There was a bit of talk about her wearing a mask going through a drive thru. My take. Our behemoth figured out that covering half her face with a mask removed a whole lot of ugly.
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Covering her face with a mask?? Covering??
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4Macie said:
The good news is clearly they are using condoms because she never got the std downstairs. Or they just never had vaginal sex and Chantal lies.
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He'd be lucky if could even find the downstairs entryway, much less get into it. That's probably one reason he preferred back door action (the other being that I still firmly believe he's a closet case). He probably just stuck it in her folds for the most part, and she didn't know the difference.

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She went through with a sex act on a complete stranger she had just met, even though she wasn’t attracted to him, and was in fact repulsed by him.
Her self esteem is so low that she just went along with it, she couldn’t assert herself and say she didn’t want to do it.
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It sounds as if, like a $5 ho, she had already agreed to give him a BJ in a parking lot before even meeting him, because it sounds like they got right down to business. It could also explain why he didn't bother to shower or change. He wasn't meeting her to impress her. (Assuming the guy is real, of course.)
 
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DomiNader 2.0 said:
Community post we all saw coming

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Translation: I failed in my attempt to lock you low-rent Beezers out so that I could act like an ass without you criticizing me, so never mind. Be sure you sign up again for the low tier I hate, and I'll reward you with the 12-hour stream that I will bail out of long before hour 12.

I hope these monkeyshines at least cost her some money this time around.
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
New Community Post - 12 Hour Live Stream on Wednesday, 26 January from 8:00 am to 8:00 PM Eastern

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I love how she plans nothing in her life but this kind of shit she plans 16 days ahead. Until then she'll go back and break up with Nader 5 times, BBJunes will die, Peetz will finally hang himself and she might lose a limb. Whatever happens, the 12 hour live will not happen on that day.
 
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Feelinsick said:
I love how she plans nothing in her life but this kind of shit she plans 16 days ahead. Until then she'll go back and break up with Nader 5 times, BBJunes will die, Peetz will finally hang himself and she might lose a limb. Whatever happens, the 12 hour live will not happen on that day.
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She won't be awake for the start. That stream will start about midday, she will be live for three hours then be "tired" and need a nap once she's too high on edibles too function.

Just a regular day in the luxury villa.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
Thing is, she did buy him a regular iPad. He started using it soon after their trip to Toronto. Of course by that point, they were already in a fight. People asked chantal if she bought him the iPad and she denied it. Finally she said something like "I mean, I waaas going to get US one for US to stream together. That was our plan, to become a vlogging couple, travelling and making vlogs on the iPad. Now you know. But that's not gonna happen now because ... yaknow? yaknow? yaknowwhatimean?"

In other words, yes she bought him the ipad he was clearly using to film while using his phone to answer zupperchads even though he'd see better if the order was reversed. So now he's filming with an iPad and reading chat on an iPad Pro. If she wanted to help with his vision, she could have taken him to get a new rx and a good pair of glasses.
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After all he needs to use his phone to chat with all his fans poo touchers who want to cuck Chantal during streams.
 
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Feelinsick said:
I love how she plans nothing in her life but this kind of shit she plans 16 days ahead. Until then she'll go back and break up with Nader 5 times, BBJunes will die, Peetz will finally hang himself and she might lose a limb. Whatever happens, the 12 hour live will not happen on that day.
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if she pulls it off, she'll rack in the superheats
 
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ImJustJokingGuys said:
She won't be awake for the start. That stream will start about midday, she will be live for three hours then be "tired" and need a nap once she's too high on edibles too function.

Just a regular day in the luxury villa.
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She could wake up, start the stream, and go back to sleep. She promised a 12 hour stream, she didn't promise she'd be awake for any of it. Besides, a stream watching Chantal sleep must be at least as entertaining as one when she's awake, wherein we get:
  • Talking about what she ate, what she's currently eating, or what she plans to eat in the future.
  • <Random bodily function>
  • HI PLAINCHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!
  • "So I just thought.....I dunno,....you know?....I thought...HI MISTRESS REBECCA!!!!......you know what I mean?
  • <Random naked body part>
  • Screeching laughter at something funny. Or something remotely funny. Or something that's not in any way funny.
For that matter, why bother to stream at all? Hasn't it dawned on her yet that her paying members are so turkey-dumb that she could probably not even bother to stream or record videos for weeks? All she has to do is think of a reason (read: lie) why she can't. It doesn't even have to be a good reason. I'm betting they'll keep forking over that $5 for a pretty long time before any of them wise up.
 
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American Shorthair said:
She could wake up, start the stream, and go back to sleep. She promised a 12 hour stream, she didn't promise she'd be awake for any of it. Besides, a stream watching Chantal sleep must be at least as entertaining as one when she's awake, wherein we get:
  • Talking about what she ate, what she's currently eating, or what she plans to eat in the future.
  • <Random bodily function>
  • HI PLAINCHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!
  • "So I just thought.....I dunno,....you know?....I thought...HI MISTRESS REBECCA!!!!......you know what I mean?
  • <Random naked body part>
  • Screeching laughter at something funny. Or something remotely funny. Or something that's not in any way funny.
For that matter, why bother to stream at all? Hasn't it dawned on her yet that her paying members are so turkey-dumb that she could probably not even bother to stream or record videos for weeks? All she has to do is think of a reason (read: lie) why she can't. It doesn't even have to be a good reason. I'm betting they'll keep forking over that $5 for a pretty long time before any of them wise up.
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I'm placing bets on her doing a long drive on this 'getaway' and "I CAN"T READ THE CHAT GUIZE" - if it happens. Weather, illness, another drama episode will of course occur between now and then.

The Chantal we have now is just a live streaming, driving, stoner dumb chick with a shitty boyfriend who thinks she can buy his love. I am starting to miss the dumb chick whose main struggle was which diet plan to try at a certain time and would be able to at least try to figure out how to flatten a box. Everything we've learned about Chantal's lack of hygiene because we watched it, how she can do mental gymnastics within hours in real-time, and how literally delusional she is, was not as fun as the "Trying to be a Youtuber mukbanger" Chantal.
 
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I think her 12 hour stream will consist mainly of her hitting up drive-thru after drive-thru, driving with the camera facing the road while she sings along to whatever song the other voices in her head are into at the moment, occasional stops so she can shit and if we're lucky, window ice cream for nostalgia before she finishes it with consuming edibles until she becomes comatose.
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
New Community Post - 12 Hour Live Stream on Wednesday, 26 January from 8:00 am to 8:00 PM Eastern

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I can tell you with a high degree of certainty what will absolutely not be happening on Wednesday, January 26th, from 8 AM to 8 PM Chantapolis standard time. WAY too far out. She's got 2 breakups, an emergency room visit, and a B&E charge to get through before then.

At any rate, that's an absolutely wild time range to pull out of her ass. She's only up at 8 AM if she's on her way home from the clap trap and hasn't slept... in which case, absolutely no way she's staying awake until 8 PM.
 
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Bardianaxoxo said:
As it can be seen, our queen is trying to get back to the trap house.
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How swollen is her brain to make her think she actually looks like this? She shows up daily looking like Chris Farley 6 months after his death and posts filtered to hell selfies on Instagram. What’s even the point, she’s never looked that clean or put together in her life. Also her hair topper makes her look like she has a mullet.
 
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