Porn and Porncows

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Sunny has really gone downhill. All the drugs and booze over the years took a toll on her.

Being fat AF doesn't help. She needs to slim down and hit the gym so we can properly judge her post-wall quality.

 

[Hgonz14]

As early as about 15 years ago she was doing camshows in her kitchen while shit ass drunk and passing out at the laptop.

Yes along with fellow wrestling lolcow Missy Hyatt

 

[stupid orc]

Being fat AF doesn't help. She needs to slim down and hit the gym so we can properly judge her post-wall quality.

that’s fat to you?

 

[Captain Autism69]

I know you guys mentioned Sunny from WWF , she did a porn not too long ago called Sunny side up and she looked old and haggard. She just stood there and honestly should be lolcows worthy for the performance, the male performers looked like they were having a miserable time. Here is OSW reviews doing a safe for work review. Really puts things into perspective.

NU07 OSW Review 69

This is "NU07 OSW Review 69" by OSWreview on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

vimeo.com

Tried watching the video but their stupid voices mean it gets turned off after a few min. What a bunch of manchildren cunts.

 

[MysticLord]

Guys...
I think you should do a porn games thread. Just saying.

The Steam reviews and comments alone will yield lots of content.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Somewhere in this thread the topic of celebrity hookers got brought up, and now I can't see stuff like this:

without thinking she's going there to get shit on by some oil sheik.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Somewhere in this thread the topic of celebrity hookers got brought up, and now I can't see stuff like this:

without thinking she's going there to get shit on by some oil sheik.

"And my camel he is trained"

Who the fuck would willingly go to Dubai for leisure and spending their own money there. That place is like if Jake Paul created a holiday resort in the desert.

 

[LionoRaptor]

I had seen one that was part of series about this inbred family that murder/fuck random people. It came off as trying too hard. Also I live too close to a region of the country where fucking one's cousin, mother, sister happens enough that it's less taboo and more Thursday.

I mention it because the others sites like Creative Porn and Movie Porn are quite interesting.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Yes along with fellow wrestling lolcow Missy Hyatt

Another fellow wrestler who did porn is Tylene Buck, AKA Major Gunns from WCW. Tylene only did girl-girl films, though.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Another fellow wrestler who did porn is Tylene Buck, AKA Major Gunns from WCW. Tylene only did girl-girl films, though.

I checked & damn, Tylene is kinda hot.

 

[milk]

"And my camel he is trained"

Who the fuck would willingly go to Dubai for leisure and spending their own money there. That place is like if Jake Paul created a holiday resort in the desert.

Saudi princes pay western whores ridiculous amounts of money to fly them over and do the most degrading sexual acts on them. Look up the term "Dubai Porta Potty" if you want to see more.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Somewhere in this thread the topic of celebrity hookers got brought up, and now I can't see stuff like this:

without thinking she's going there to get shit on by some oil sheik.

I shouldn't be surprised.. but I kinda am.. you know she got shit on and was gangbanged..

 

[Random Internet Person]

Saudi princes pay western whores ridiculous amounts of money to fly them over and do the most degrading sexual acts on them. Look up the term "Dubai Porta Potty" if you want to see more.

Someone had to take the plunge. https://travellingjezebel.com/dubai-porta-potty/

 

[Constellationzero]

Someone had to take the plunge. https://travellingjezebel.com/dubai-porta-potty/

Pretty good article except for the author's constant, relentless, persistent "need" to insist that she's not kinkshaming or being "anti-feminist." Like, girl, SHADDUP.
She's 1,000% right. This ain't "sex work," it's incredibly stupid, dangerous, and DARK. For a few thou and some Hermes handbags. Stahp couching shit in the "Lol, I'm nOt kInKsHaMiNg! gIrl, yOu dO yOu!" No. Just fucking no.

Take the darkest, sickest story you can find over on Kristen Archives. I'll wait.
Read it.
Read it AGAIN.

And know this: IT. GOES. ON.

And in any circumstance that is not kinkshaming or anti-feminist, it is the God's honest TRUTH. Which way too many girls and women can't handle these days thanks in huge part to grievance studies degrees.

 

[Hgonz14]

I checked & damn, Tylene is kinda hot.

Disnt she only do softcore. I remember back in the early 2000s I kept looking for hardcore stuff with Tylene but could not find anything

 

[Nod Flenders]

Disnt she only do softcore. I remember back in the early 2000s I kept looking for hardcore stuff with Tylene but could not find anything

She did do a few hardcore films, but she mainly did softcore.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Saudi princes pay western whores ridiculous amounts of money to fly them over and do the most degrading sexual acts on them. Look up the term "Dubai Porta Potty" if you want to see more.

I know, that's where the trained camel line came from. Instagram models used to pretend that they went to Dubai on their own dime and it was a totally real vacation and I jokingly questioned why anyone would want to go there. Maybe I wasn't clear about that.

 

[Hgonz14]

She did do a few hardcore films, but she mainly did softcore.

Cool I will have to hunt those down.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Someone had to take the plunge. https://travellingjezebel.com/dubai-porta-potty/

‘I’ve literally been pissed on and shitted on so many times I just don’t understand why they like it (after the third time you get shit on you get used to it). I’ve had to have sex with a German Shepard dog in front of [Saudi Royalty]. I’ve got paid to eat shit. I’ve got paid to get beat up. I even had to stick a live salmon in some 65 year old man’s ass. I’ve had sex with 14 year old boys to make them men. I’ve smeared my face with their shit. So to all of you ladies that are going to bash me, I’m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. I’m now retired and can have normal sex with whoever I want.’

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at this for the rest of my life.

 

[Hgonz14]

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at this for the rest of my life.

I swear these sex deprived countries really do create some filthy degenerates. I didn't even know about he salmon in their butt thing they like so much I want to know why salmon specifically.