Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

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If someone were impersonating my cat or my fence, I'd laugh. Unlike Adipose-for-Brains here, I can laugh at myself.

 

[AnOminous]

You forgot to mention that he's fat.

Oh, shit, I hate when I forget to mention that he's fat. And obese. And morbidly overweight. And, oh yeah, FAT! And his name is Rick. Fat Rick.

If someone were impersonating my cat or my fence, I'd laugh. Unlike Adipose-for-Brains here, I can laugh at myself.

Dude. You forgot that he's fat.

 

[thismanlies]

If someone were impersonating my cat or my fence, I'd laugh. Unlike Adipose-for-Brains here, I can laugh at myself.

It says a lot about someone's character when you can impersonate their fence and be funny.

 

[NotFatChild]

Will the next accounts be pat's lawn (poorly kept) and his cat's litter box (never cleaned)? I hope we find out soon.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You could absolutely describe him as extremist without exaggerating at all. Things Patrick has actually said -

• Roger Stone deserves to be raped and executed
• Trump is literally worse than Hitler
• Women who wear MAGA hats should be punched

The world is a comic book movie in Patrick's brain. There are no reasons why Trump would've appealed to a lot of different people for different reasons in 2016. 100% of them agreed with all his policies and they are all traitors, fascists and white supremacists.

I guarantee if you pushed him, Patrick would say that anyone who voted for Trump in either election, should never be allowed to vote again. The sheer irony that he spends so much time talking about how he fights fascism would of course be completely lost on him.

Patrick has completely lost all rational thought. He's also fat.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat lets everyone know what a smart boy he is. He predicted that people are going to start fleeing from red to blue states because they're such attractive places to live and work. (Yes, I know the opposite is happening).

Pat reveals he didn't wipe from 2016 to 2020.



Rittenhouse is a murderer child.



The political argument from yesterday continues. Someone links Pat's article in The Hill from the first half of 2016. Pat predicted that the GOP would never win another election.

 

[NotFatChild]

The political argument from yesterday continues. Someone links Pat's article in The Hill from the first half of 2016. Pat predicted that the GOP would never win another election.

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pat is never wrong, he was right even when he demonstrably wasn't, child. you just can't read.

 

[Herty]

Liberal authors are always the best Political Lowcows, another great example, Lindsay Ellis

 

[Nod Flenders]

pat is never wrong, he was right even when he demonstrably wasn't, child. you just can't read.

Pat is the perfect example of moving the goalposts. Whenever he's proven wrong, he tries to weasel his way out of it by changing the topic.

 

[JustStopDude]

Pat lets everyone know what a smart boy he is. He predicted that people are going to start fleeing from red to blue states because they're such attractive places to live and work. (Yes, I know the opposite is happening).

This is a perfect example of how much of a bubble someone like Patrick lives in. I'm not sure how he can't notice manufacturing is leaving his area for the Midwest and the South.

Land is dirt cheap. Repurposing existing facilities is ungodly expensive, especially considering hazmat abatement.

Blytheville, Arkansas that has nothing their but a bus station and closed down air force base. In the last 10 years, three massive steel Mills have been built there. They can design new facilities with new technology. Meanwhile the Great Lakes region is filled with abandoned steel Mills that are too old and inefficient to use.

It doesn't even really have anything to do with politics. It's all about the cost of land, available resources, etc. Hell, it's turning Arkansas bluer by importing so much out of state, high skill labor.

The idea that people just move to another state just over politics is so fucking stupid.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

At least other blue checks are starting to take notice of what a stupid dipshit he is. He usually knows who to tip-toe around but I can't wait until the day he crosses the wrong one, most likely a woman, who will drag him down Twitter's main street and then stuff an apple in his pig mouth before allowing their followers and everyone else to spitroast him. That's gotta be his worst nightmare. Having all the lefty/sjw Twitter twats that are just like him turning their guns around on him. He'd either have to take the massive L and be humbled a bit (FAT chance!) or he'd be his usual smug, obnoxious, fat asshole self and just set in stone his new reputation as the Sci-Fi author version of MovieBob. A fat drunken idiot with way too many political opinions that he's unqualified to be spouting off and who no one takes seriously. And FAT.

 

[James done did it]

Blue states are only increasingly attractive to homeless people. Most of them are losing population either in absolute or relative terms, the only one that I think is still growing quickly is Washington and that's probably because it's the only blue state with no income tax.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

This is a perfect example of how much of a bubble someone like Patrick lives in. I'm not sure how he can't notice manufacturing is leaving his area for the Midwest and the South.

Land is dirt cheap. Repurposing existing facilities is ungodly expensive, especially considering hazmat abatement.

Blytheville, Arkansas that has nothing their but a bus station and closed down air force base. In the last 10 years, three massive steel Mills have been built there. They can design new facilities with new technology. Meanwhile the Great Lakes region is filled with abandoned steel Mills that are too old and inefficient to use.

It doesn't even really have anything to do with politics. It's all about the cost of land, available resources, etc. Hell, it's turning Arkansas bluer by importing so much out of state, high skill labor.

The idea that people just move to another state just over politics is so fucking stupid.

Good post. I just wanted to point out that Wisconsin has always been considered part of the Midwest region of the US. This is one of the better maps that I was able to find. Historically the region would only have included Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan and Wisconsin and got its name from the fact that it includes most of the land from the old Northwest Territory.

 

[JustStopDude]

Good post. I just wanted to point out that Wisconsin has always been considered part of the Midwest region of the US. This is one of the better maps that I was able to find. Historically the region would only have included Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan and Wisconsin and got its name from the fact that it includes most of the land from the old Northwest Territory.

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I always think of Wisconsin as part of the Great Lakes region. I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that Maryland is technically in the South because of the Mason-Dixon Line.

 

[Marvin]

Pat lets everyone know what a smart boy he is. He predicted that people are going to start fleeing from red to blue states because they're such attractive places to live and work. (Yes, I know the opposite is happening).

Yes Fatrick, that is specifically the purpose of federalism. Good job, you figured it out!

I always think of Wisconsin as part of the Great Lakes region. I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that Maryland is technically in the South because of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Maryland is more accurately a midatlantic state. It was a border state during the civil war that didn't secede. (albeit because Lincoln intervened)

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Patrick reminds me of Peggy Hill. An annoying fuck who always has to do it their way and always thinks they're right. He probably calls it SpaPatrick & Meatballs. He's Piggy Hill.

 

[John_Smith]

Beef Pattington. It's like Beef Wellington, but cooked until black on the outside and dark gray on the inside and as dry as the Atacama desert.

Oh yeah, he is fat, fat, oh so fat, very much fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat lets everyone know what a smart boy he is. He predicted that people are going to start fleeing from red to blue states because they're such attractive places to live and work. (Yes, I know the opposite is happening).

Ironically, he accidentally hit on the very nature of federalism and why it's good. When the federal government isn't doing a good job (which is most of the time), and states fill in for it, they become more attractive locations to be. He probably considers federalism a form of fascism, though, because it is generally favored by conservatives. You know, "states' rights" and all that.

Or as Sandra Day O'Connor put it: "a single courageous State may, if its citizens choose, serve as a laboratory; and try novel social and economic experiments without risk to the rest of the country."

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Patrick reminds me of Peggy Hill. An annoying fuck who always has to do it their way and always thinks they're right. He probably calls it SpaPatrick & Meatballs. He's Piggy Hill.

He reminds me of the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

 

[Puck]

The political argument from yesterday continues. Someone links Pat's article in The Hill from the first half of 2016. Pat predicted that the GOP would never win another election.

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Lmao, movieblob made the same take, but Bob was smart enough to leave it at a few tweets not write an entire article about it.