Sam Hyde

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What the fuck are you on about with this horrifying dichotomy of trash? No one wants a dissertation on appropriate linguistics relating to pedophilia.

Here's the thing..

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

God, iDubbbz came across as such a little faggot. The shit they did to fuck with him was funny but they held back too much, should've done the bit where they leave him alone in a high crime area for 30 minutes

Yeah, really none of the laughs it got out of me were from them saying and doing dumb shit to make idubbbz feel uncomfortable which was supposed to be the entire point of the video. It legit would have been a better video if same actually disliked him and wasn't afraid to go further in fucking with him. I don't know if I'd want him left alone in a high crime area, I mean it'd be funny but I don't want the motherfucker actually getting hurt. I think it'd be funnier if they took him somewhere they told him was high crime, left him alone somehow then paid an actor to go up and harrass him for money or something else that'd put him on the spot and make him super uncomfortable.

 

[symantec]

The evidence is pretty solid at this point. You can date that photo of him and Marky reasonably and see that she was underage, has blood on her face, and they are both in some state of undress. Normal people don't have photos of them out there like this. If you think it's just peachy, whatever, but don't pretend this stuff isn't reasonably proven. People keep mentioning the texts/8chan screenshots/etc as evidence, but IMO you don't need to rely on them at all - just rely on what he said himself on the Boston Ross video, see the screenshots those directly line up with, and then see the photographic evidence that those two were involved with eachother.

At this point, I could go to photoshop and complete the imagery superimposing Sam's face on Jack Murphy's body, and half of you would find that reasonable evidence to convict him of Tax Fraud.

 

[Chemtrails]

At this point, I could go to photoshop and complete the imagery superimposing Sam's face on Jack Murphy's body, and half of you would find that reasonable evidence to convict him of Tax Fraud.

So your contention is that the Marky photo is doctored?
Is that your immediate reaction to any photo you see on the internet?

 

[symantec]

So your contention is that the Marky photo is doctored?
Is that your immediate reaction to any photo you see on the internet?

Not doctored, cropped and without any context of that being a child aside from third-party hearsay. All I've said throughout this topic of Sam's accusations is you'd have to be autistic to believe this shit carte-blanche. Especially when one of the key details in this allegation has already been proven to be a lie.

 

[D_Tractor]

People were asking for the actual gaslighting doc

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[Exigent Circumcisions]

Unless somebody called the cops, the only reasonable course of action is to roll your eyes and ignore it. Anything else is just #metoo horseshit.

 

[3-2-1836]

Sam has done some pretty stupid, careless shit over the years that he's managed to luck his way out of not catching shit for. You'd think all the pedo teachers, priests and politicians would be even savvier (due to their very public positions) than a dude who just makes edgy internet content, yet they get caught regularly. Sam's a funny dude, but he's not immune to making mistakes. Maybe he was banking on 16 being "technically" legal (still gross tho) in MA if that's where this happened. Who knows. This happened, when, sometime pre-2015 apparently based on Sam's appearance and the 4chan timestamps? I'm sure whatever CP he stupidly made of her, if that bit is true (fucking a 16 year old I can see, but that's the part I think he'd be too smart to do), is long gone and unrecoverable if the feds even bothered looking into an 7 year old claim made by a woman it was technically legal (if skeezy and gross) for him to be fucking at the time, which they probably won't.

Iirc federal statute of limitations on CP is like 3 years so the feds wouldn't even have grounds to investigate.

Yeah, was gonna say 16 might be a bit too old for Twitter to talk about being a pedophile - especially since outside of the US people are even more lax about age of consent. But Twitter is also where a lot of the infantilizing of women 18+ goes on. So this is up their ally. This is a weird area for me as it is absolutely grooming and scummy for a 30yo man to go after a 16yo, but I also don't consider 16yos children. Most people are sexually active by that age. The larger problem is the probable power differential. There is a reason though that the oldest decoy ages TCAP ever used was 15, and they met with critique even for that. 12-13 was the typical age that drew in really depraved people, 16-17 is more likely to just pull desperate losers.

Miniladd got his entire career ended and labeled a pedo over 5 year old sexts he had with a 16 and 17 year old when he was barely 21.

 

[Retink]

So here's something I just realized, in the documentary idubz is still holding onto a grudge about Sam striking his channel over a video and fake game I forgot even happened. Sam doesn't remember but idubz remembers everything about it. However, day one when Sam is showing idubz what everyone is working on he mentions a brony game for the programmer/writer in passing. I doubt Sam did that intentionally, it was just probably something he could show as they had footage and such around it already, but idubz probably took that as some kind of weird 4D chess slight.

 

[FallOfGrumps]

Miniladd got his entire career ended and labeled a pedo over 5 year old sexts he had with a 16 and 17 year old when he was barely 21.

I bet most people have parents with a similar age gap who met around the same ages.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Week just gets worse for icuckz

 

[Chemtrails]

Not doctored, cropped and without any context of that being a child aside from third-party hearsay. All I've said throughout this topic of Sam's accusations is you'd have to be autistic to believe this shit carte-blanche. Especially when one of the key details in this allegation has already been proven to be a lie.

That's fair, so let's examine the claim that she is underage in the photo.

Marky Thompson - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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According to this archived ED article, Marky, AKA Marky J Thompson lived In Rhode Island (checks out since she met up with Sam, who we know lived there). Running a quick people search gives us the following link:

https://www.mylife.com/marky-thompson/e102350241124056

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Which states Marky's DOB is 6/07/1997. As far as I can tell, this is her.

The first photo of Marky and Hyde I can find posted was posted 10/24/15, which means the photo itself is at least that old.

6/07/1997 - 10/24/15 is around 18 yrs 4 mo. Unless this photo was taken within 4 months of being posted online, and Sam was only involved with her for those 4 months, she was underage while they were together.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Everyone harping on the 'unproven' pedo allegations and the people showing their true Jared Fogle side should please kill themselves on a livestream.

 

[ellroy]

That's fair, so let's examine the claim that she is underage in the photo.

https://archive.md/20171030131412/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Marky_Thompson

According to this archived ED article, Marky, AKA Marky J Thompson lived In Rhode Island (checks out since she met up with Sam, who we know lived there). Running a quick people search gives us the following link:

https://www.mylife.com/marky-thompson/e102350241124056

Which states Marky's DOB is 6/07/1993. As far as I can tell, this is her.

The first photo of Marky and Hyde I can find posted is was posted 10/24/15, which means the photo itself is at least that old.
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6/07/1993 - 10/24/15 is around 18 yrs 4 mo. Unless this photo was taken within 4 months of being posted online, and Sam was only involved with her for those 4 months, she was underage while they were together.

Your math is off. For her to be 18 she would have to be born in 1997.

 

[Chemtrails]

Your math is off. For her to be 18 she would have to be born in 1997.

You are correct. Just realized I made a mistake. '97 is the correct birth year. Correcting now. Feel free to check the linked mylife to verify.

 

[D_Tractor]

People were asking for the actual gaslighting doc

iDubbz Gaslighting Blueprint *PUBLIC*

Door code: ■■■■ Important Dates 3/21 - iDubbbz arrives late, will not be meeting us 3/22 - filming begins 3/24 (Wednesday), 1:00 PM - pick up Slingshot from Mohammed, (■■■) ■■■-■■■■ drop-off next day same time Stuff to Bring ■■■ Skateboard Fingerboard ramps Art from kindergarten Football trophy ...

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You broke Google Drive:

 

[Top Skink]

The intro promised something way more interesting than we actually got. Sam Hyde managed to get a lot of people hyped up and watching the whole thing, but it was nowhere near as great as he made it sound. It's a documentary about a very awkward couple of days that didn't go as planned for either party in the end. If you haven't seen it I don't recommend that you spend two hours on it.

The only good thing I can say about this is that Hyde deserves some kudos for keeping his spirits up and making an effort with his content despite falling away from the mainstream. But is it good? nah.

pretty much, yeah. In fairness, I think since his podcast with nick is fairly recent he was explaining the entire thing well after it had happened, and realized how much funnier it *could* have been if they super committed to the ideas and went all out in making it idubbz walking into an insane freakshow. But with that being the case, why front end a video with a much funnier version of what actually happens in the rest?

But with that said, from the newer videos I've seen of his content his editing staff is ABYSMAL and cuts things in the worst, most retarded way possible. if you look at the trailers/clips of his gumroad shit that's on youtube, then watch the actual full videos (conveniently also on youtube ) it's like the person clipping it didn't get any of the jokes or went out of their way to kill the flow as much as possible. I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the knuckle-dragging wiggers in his staff is splicing the videos while absentmindedly getting high.


If there was a goldmine of footage of the girlfriend, fake security, idubbz' team getting weirded out, etc., from the whole thing that got tossed into the garbage I would not at all be surprised.

 

[Sun Zen]

>Bunch of pokemon cards (try to tell him what pokemon is as if its some new thing like crypto)
>Constantly interrupt the sparring with complaints on some part of your body hurting you “Nah forms terrible today bro i think i slept funny or something”
>having big custom artwork of idubbz strangling a little girl in a wheelchair

Fucking kek'd, he literally thought of the most random retarded shit.

Man, it's going to be a sad day when Sam Hyde dies.

 

[ArthurEdwards]

LMFAO

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Everyone harping on the 'unproven' pedo allegations and the people showing their true Jared Fogle side should please kill themselves on a livestream.

More puzzled by people calling a 17 year old a child. Like I said, it's grooming and in some places it's illegal but it is retarded to put 17 year olds at the same level as 8 year olds. Watch TCAP and you can see the types that are attracted to prepubescent features.