Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
qewretrytuyiuoipop said:
You know, its entirely possible that Russ is telling the truth. The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act. But in determining whether to let Russ proceed to the next step, they most likely did a background check. Even a cursory, criminal history check at the very least. If that is the case, and Russ's criminal conviction for stalking came to light, that and that alone would have been enough for AGT to say nada. Especially in this day and age following the 'me too' movement, a brand like AGT would be very, very careful to ensure that contestants are screened and do not have a past that could disparage the AGT name.
The best thing for AGT to do would be to say that his criminal history made him ineligible.
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Every talent agent/producer "likes" the bit they watch. It's just something they say to get you out the door. Don't call us, we'll call you.
 
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Never watched AGT but I am assuming it's a show that is kid friendly. Why Russ thinks having strippers dancing in his audition tape would help him get on this type of show is beyond me. Must be "I like boobies! Producers must like boobies too! Sex sells! I am genius" line of thinking
 
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Cilleystring said:
Never watched AGT but I am assuming it's a show that is kid friendly. Why Russ thinks having strippers dancing in his audition tape would help him get on this type of show is beyond me. Must be "I like boobies! Producers must like boobies too! Sex sells! I am genius" line of thinking
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It reminds me of this scene from the movie Charlie Says , where Charlie Manson is auditioning for a music producer, and he has 3 of his women dancing naked on stage while playing and singing his songs.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
It would be hilarious irony if Russ finally had his big break just to have his stalker past catch up to him and shot his chance for fame in the foot.

I do doubt they liked it though...
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If they let Russhole on and he then committed some crime, as he is wont to do, they could be held liable by the victim for recklessly allowing a sex pest like Russhole on in the first place.
 
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qewretrytuyiuoipop said:
You know, its entirely possible that Russ is telling the truth. The producer who they auditioned for may have really liked the act. But in determining whether to let Russ proceed to the next step, they most likely did a background check. Even a cursory, criminal history check at the very least. If that is the case, and Russ's criminal conviction for stalking came to light, that and that alone would have been enough for AGT to say nada. Especially in this day and age following the 'me too' movement, a brand like AGT would be very, very careful to ensure that contestants are screened and do not have a past that could disparage the AGT name.
The best thing for AGT to do would be to say that his criminal history made him ineligible.
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There is a zero percent chance the person who viewed his audition was in any way impressed by it. These people watch and ignore countless acts with actual talent. Russell's songs have absolutely no rhythm to them, not to mention how weird he looks jumping around, slamming his keytar. And the dancing women just make the act harder to keep track of. Not to mention his video submission, which no doubt included a long, rambling letter about the plight of disabled horny songwriters, was probably a huge red flag that screamed "just wants fame/attention." Russell was probably given a form email reply telling him he did a good job and he assumed he had won.
 
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
Russell was probably given a form email reply telling him he did a good job and he assumed he had won.
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
There is a zero percent chance the person who viewed his audition was in any way impressed by it. These people watch and ignore countless acts with actual talent. Russell's songs have absolutely no rhythm to them, not to mention how weird he looks jumping around, slamming his keytar. And the dancing women just make the act harder to keep track of. Not to mention his video submission, which no doubt included a long, rambling letter about the plight of disabled horny songwriters, was probably a huge red flag that screamed "just wants fame/attention." Russell was probably given a form email reply telling him he did a good job and he assumed he had won.
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Nobody liked this. He is a spastic retard jumping up and down, he might as well be drooling on himself. Anyone who saw this and actually had to communicate with the retarded autist who presented it would resort to a short list of "sorry but you're a retard" reasons to reject it.
 
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If by some plot twist he were to get on (duh he won't) imagine how much more lackluster than usual his keyboard playing will be. He says he hasn't touched a keyboard due to hurt fee fees since his audition.

It he was smart (he isn't) he'd go full Sonichu Medallion and sell off his unused keytars, keyboard, and magician jacket to weens for profit.

Just had the epiphany today that any time someone who isn't established has a firstnamelastname.com website without fail they are a narcissist (personal cow taught me much about narcissists). Someday Russell will drop the ball with his domain name (he is Russell after all). Can't wait to see what a ween would do with it lol, link to here? ED? Reddit? Amazon affiliate links for keytars?
 
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I'm still mystified by what he thought would happen after his appearance on the show. He made it absolutely clear the band was just there to make him look good, they weren't competing. Was he going to going to pay them for the next round of the show if he made it? Did he just expect them to work for free because he already paid them once? Was he even aware he'd need a different act for each part of the show? I suspect the answer is he wasn't going to pay them past the audition, and either doesn't understand he'd need new material or was just expecting be to be declared the winner after the first round and then he'd start scheduling his "dates" with female celebrities who just line up once he jumped around on stage like he was being tazed in the balls.
 
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AnOminous said:
If they let Russhole on and he then committed some crime, as he is wont to do, they could be held liable by the victim for recklessly allowing a sex pest like Russhole on in the first place.
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Imagine the autistic, screeching, spittle spewing, frothing rage we'd get if the AGT lolyers told Russell's lolyers (and I'd assume they'd at least have to point out his stalking conviction as a legal liability at the very least). :story:

Invasive and troubling indeed...
 
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Constellationzero said:
Imagine the autistic, screeching, spittle spewing, frothing rage we'd get if the AGT lolyers told Russell's lolyers (and I'd assume they'd at least have to point out his stalking conviction as a legal liability at the very least). :story:

Invasive and troubling indeed...
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I think I would find that unsatisfying, actually.

He'd just cocoon himself in the "it was a misunderstanding" excuse, which he's already doing, and curse the "mentally ill girl". The same way he cursed Taylor Swift for basically making him homeless. It's fun, but it's been done.

I'd prefer it if they used some bland language like, "the act simply didn't measure up to AGT's high standards for entertainment, and showed little potential for success on the show" or something. It would be a new "invasive and troubling". Give him some new trauma lumps rather than simply revisiting old trauma lumps, you know?

Lots of people have told Russ he's a sex pest. His narcissism, like some sort of immune system, has developed ways to protect him. I want someone to tell him his music is terrible. That's a new disease -- the trolls and haydurs haven't really inoculated him against it yet.
 
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BlerdBjern said:
Anyone got a link to the audition video?
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it's a pretty lame video. it's only 5 seconds long "preview," and has shitty audio quality. The only thing of note in it is Russ hopping around like a jamoke in a red sequen jacket with a keytar around his neck while banging on his keyboard.

It's pretty funny, actually.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
it's a pretty lame video. it's only 5 seconds long "preview," and has shitty audio quality. The only thing of note in it is Russ hopping around like a jamoke in a red sequen jacket with a keytar around his neck while banging on his keyboard.

It's pretty funny, actually.
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Someone got an avatar out of it, so yes, it was funny. Freemantle has till the 24th to respond right? I eagerly await the meltdown when they move to dismiss or send to arbitration. I'm fairly sure he agreed to an extension for them because he thought they were going to relent and let him on the show and they were just figuring out how much money to give him. He's gonna explode when they move to dismiss or move to have it sent to arbitration because he is always convinced victory is around the corner.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
it's a pretty lame video. it's only 5 seconds long "preview," and has shitty audio quality. The only thing of note in it is Russ hopping around like a jamoke in a red sequen jacket with a keytar around his neck while banging on his keyboard.

It's pretty funny, actually.
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That's not his audition video. That's just a video of him "practicing" two entire notes at home.

The only other video we have is one of the practice sessions with his band, but again that isn't his audition video.
 
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StinkySnack said:
That's not his audition video. That's just a video of him "practicing" two entire notes at home.

The only other video we have is one of the practice sessions with his band, but again that isn't his audition video.
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Is there any recording of him playing a full song? Or is it just the same chords over and over?
 
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