DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

I was thinking about it and the times to complete aren't that bad for a casual player. Yes its "only" 20 hours for the main story, but normies like to wander off and fuck around when they see a shiny thing. Hell look at Phil's GOTY for 2020 which was Ghosts of Tsushima. That game had so much side shit just to change your clothes into a different color or get a different hat. Please Phil, tell me how this is different than that.

Also in other news: Another streamer got banned on Twitch. This time for streaming Death Note. Looking forward to the packed prestream tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1480730406487998468
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You have to be a special kind of retarded to stream copyrighted content, especially when it comes from Japan.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil does realize that no one gives a shit about someone with 300 viewers a stream's opinion, right? He's just fishing to make controversy for some weird fucking reason.

Remember, he said that Pewdiepie wasn't relevant anymore.

I swear if it was possible Phil's head would be up his own ass smelling his own farts.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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>Gamers

I love the narcissism. Phil thinks he's better than everyone else so he blanket criticizes gamers like he's an SJW during gamergate or something

 

[San Dimas High School]

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This is like when game developers have to dumb down games specifically for DSP but in advertising form. They have to explicitly spell out what it means to 100% a game just for this guy.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I was thinking about it and the times to complete aren't that bad for a casual player. Yes its "only" 20 hours for the main story, but normies like to wander off and fuck around when they see a shiny thing. Hell look at Phil's GOTY for 2020 which was Ghosts of Tsushima. That game had so much side shit just to change your clothes into a different color or get a different hat. Please Phil, tell me how this is different than that.

Also in other news: Another streamer got banned on Twitch. This time for streaming Death Note. Looking forward to the packed prestream tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1480730406487998468
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I hope one company decides to go after these wankers. This fucking faggot streamed another anime, forgot which one. All he does is title his stream backwards, so Deathnote is etonhtaeD. He also deleted all his VODs when Poki got rekt.
I love following this because it could end up with a massive DMCA saga, and massive lawsuits.

I wish Phil goes after these people. They're all connected to each other in some way, so if he pisses off just one he is done. Some asian streamers, Pokimane, Valkyrie, xQc, Corpse, PewDiePie and the like. They have a huge friend circle, know very big people and have a fan base that would lose their shit if Phil tried to cancel them. I hope he somehow gets the attention he's trying to get.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Rekieta Law is live streaming about the DMCA/Copyright stuff with streamers (aka Pokimane). I just know if Phil catches wind of this he will be so arrogant and smug tomorrow. As you know, DSP just scours the internet on his days off.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I hope one company decides to go after these wankers. This fucking faggot streamed another anime, forgot which one. All he does is title his stream backwards, so Deathnote is etonhtaeD. He also deleted all his VODs when Poki got rekt.
I love following this because it could end up with a massive DMCA saga, and massive lawsuits.

I wish Phil goes after these people. They're all connected to each other in some way, so if he pisses off just one he is done. Some asian streamers, Pokimane, Valkyrie, xQc, Corpse, PewDiePie and the like. They have a huge friend circle, know very big people and have a fan base that would lose their shit if Phil tried to cancel them. I hope he somehow gets the attention he's trying to get.

Sincere opinion: it would be cool if all streamers income and homes were seized by jewish/chinese corporations, current and retroactively

 

[Full Race Replay]

Sincere opinion: it would be cool if all streamers income and homes were seized by jewish/chinese corporations, current and retroactively

online content creation monetization was a mistake. It's just an excuse for corporations to leech off of people

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I hope one company decides to go after these wankers. This fucking faggot streamed another anime, forgot which one. All he does is title his stream backwards, so Deathnote is etonhtaeD. He also deleted all his VODs when Poki got rekt.
I love following this because it could end up with a massive DMCA saga, and massive lawsuits.

I wish Phil goes after these people. They're all connected to each other in some way, so if he pisses off just one he is done. Some asian streamers, Pokimane, Valkyrie, xQc, Corpse, PewDiePie and the like. They have a huge friend circle, know very big people and have a fan base that would lose their shit if Phil tried to cancel them. I hope he somehow gets the attention he's trying to get.

Phil goes after people he knows won’t comment back. He’s such a spineless pussy. He knows Pokimane won’t give him the time of day and if she does? “Wow you had to sic your insane fans on a small streamer, I was just commenting on a public event…blah blah blah” whatever the fuck faggot retracting pussy shit he would say. I wish Keemstar would have kept messing with him. Phil is so keen on creating the perfect echo chamber, it would be nice to see him squirm. However - not holding my breath. Following DSP has taught me that Phil’s end is a battle of attrition. Soon

 

[PieceofShet]

This is like when game developers have to dumb down games specifically for DSP but in advertising form. They have to explicitly spell out what it means to 100% a game just for this guy.

I dont wanna defend dsp cause he is a retard... But saying your game needs 500hours to hundred it is very misleading and dishonest. I have zero faith in this devs, especially since Hellraid. I think it will another dud and they know it so they came up with this ridicolous claim.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I wish Phil goes after these people. They're all connected to each other in some way, so if he pisses off just one he is done. Some asian streamers, Pokimane, Valkyrie, xQc, Corpse, PewDiePie and the like. They have a huge friend circle, know very big people and have a fan base that would lose their shit if Phil tried to cancel them. I hope he somehow gets the attention he's trying to get.

No chance in hell. Phil only "punches up" because he's certain no one would ever take the time to notice him or care. As @actually pointed out, he does this to bait salty "gotcha!" superchats and tips that he can handwave as "fanboys" and ban.
Phil doesn't really care about stopping the people he claims to hate, he just wants to make it known that he's anti [popular person] because it worked once with ProJared in the past, and since you can't teach old pigs new tricks it's one that he'll be repeating again and again.
Remember that time he attempted to dance on Keemstar's "grave" which promptly caused Keemstar to taunt him back. It totally caught Phil off-guard, And what did Phil do? Recoil, sob hysterically and claim that Keemstar was hurt because "he took the time to respond" or something like that. Then proceed to argue with someone he already blocked on Twitter like the massive faggot he is.
Phil only insults big-name streamers for clout and we all know he'd retreat into his little bunker if any of them cared.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I dont wanna defend dsp cause he is a retard... But saying your game needs 500hours to hundred it is very misleading and dishonest. I have zero faith in this devs, especially since Hellraid. I think it will another dud and they know it so they came up with this ridicolous claim.

Dying Light is old as cock and they have been updating that game non-stop. I don’t think it’s fair to judge them off of Hellraid. It’s clearly B-team aide content. However - the 500 hour claim? Yeah, VERY bold. Very bold indeed. Most people play games at the pace of a child on a diet of paint chips. These estimates are always wrong.

 

[JimiHendrix]

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my favorite part about this is "this is what we guessed about the reality of dying light 2 on the podcast"

any normal person reading that would think phil and his friends had a discussion about dying light 2 on his podcast when the reality is it was phil alone in his room talking to himself.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I dont wanna defend dsp cause he is a retard... But saying your game needs 500hours to hundred it is very misleading and dishonest. I have zero faith in this devs, especially since Hellraid. I think it will another dud and they know it so they came up with this ridicolous claim.

Another dud? Their open world zombie games are hardly flops even if they're not your cup of tea, and Call of Juarez: Gunslinger was legitimately decent.

 

[Agent Proper]

Man did Phil have a handle of gin tonight? This saga is getting good Fake DMCAs, Real ones. Streamers are going to get attention over the next few weeks to months. I recall the bloke who was streaming a UFC fight while pretending to play UFC 3 and I almost died laughing at least the attempt was gold. I find it interesting that these "entertainers" are going to get a bump and for about a week the drama cycle will continue as people cover it. Internet personalities will get to pick sides make streams like Nick's, and other videos discussing. Phil will come on stream hot to trot thinking he is slicker than grease, but I got news for you he is still sucking like a leech. He will punch up, talk shit, try and gain the eye of these bigger streamers all for the chance of a few more bucks to burn. He is hoping someone will show up to give him an ass pat and give him a Hamilton or to troll tip or SC for an easy LIMB wallet stuff combo. I am going to tune in because he can't help himself he needs to manufacture drama for his life to not be boring.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Phil goes after people he knows won’t comment back. He’s such a spineless pussy. He knows Pokimane won’t give him the time of day and if she does? “Wow you had to sic your insane fans on a small streamer, I was just commenting on a public event…blah blah blah” whatever the fuck faggot retracting pussy shit he would say. I wish Keemstar would have kept messing with him. Phil is so keen on creating the perfect echo chamber, it would be nice to see him squirm. However - not holding my breath. Following DSP has taught me that Phil’s end is a battle of attrition. Soon

Phil is such a fucking cunt. He attacks someone relatively big and when they retaliate back, he does the “what? I’m just a small lowly streamer why are you being so mean and punching down on me? Wow you must be a miserable no life loser to pay attention to my opinions.”
Nah nah nah you don’t get to have it both ways, faggot. You talk shit and you get the consequences. This is why Phil has never been in a fight in his life, physical or verbally. Every dude, and I mean dude-dudes, as in the code of dudeness, knows that anytime they talk shit there’s a possibility some other person will retaliate. That’s why you rarely hear dudes talk shit because they know there’s consequences. So either stick to your guns and own what you say or don’t say anything at all. But it’s Phil. That’s why only pussies talk shit, especially when you have approved comments and your Twitter blocked off.

You have to be a special kind of retarded to stream copyrighted content, especially when it comes from Japan.

Godspeed to anyone who tries to get away with reaction videos and streaming anime. This is the same culture who will strike you if you upload a 5 second clip from an obscure 20 year old anime series.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil goes after people he knows won’t comment back. He’s such a spineless pussy.

True, however look what happened when he misjudged Keemstar. Bloke sent Phil to the shadow realm, Keem literally caused another grown man to go into midlife crisis.
You also can't forget the State of Decay 2 pushback he got because someone somewhere was bored enough and gave him attention.

No chance in hell. Phil only "punches up" because he's certain no one would ever take the time to notice him or care.

I'm not even saying Pokimane, or anyone else will Tweet at him or about him. However just remember how much it hurt him when PewDiePie made a comment about him. A comment where Phil wasn't even name dropped hurt him so hard he had a meltdown.
These streamers are also very petty, with millions of fans. Look at what Pokimane did to Gundam when he made fun of her. So I say Phil should keep trying to cancel them and get their attention. Likely fuck all will happen, but I can hope.

So since he will make money anyway, I would much rather see it chip away at his thin skin and ego. Calling him a fat gouty faggot doesn't hurt him anymore, but being a joke to people that matter does.

 

[the khat quaffer]

His Twitter profile pic gets me every time.

It's pretty bad. He looks like that junkie burnout loser that shows up to the prom year after year to pick up underage chicks. I still prefer this picture to the current Phil we have to deal with, that pasty white gabaghoul. Phil, I know you're fucking reading this so please: turn down the fucking wattage on whatever janky-ass lighting setup it is you're using. You look like someone brought you back from the dead for some fucking reason. Lower the resolution on your webcam to 120p (or lower). Reduce the load on that big brain burnell business class internet line so khat can keep playing Skyrim and watch other streamers without her speeds being impacted.

But whatever. As far as Twitter display pictures are concerned...it was the old one, that fucking Mickey Mouse smirking cartoon one, that made me want to book a flight to Goutster's Castle and slice some bacon off his back. Every time I saw that fucking thing I turned into the angry manager guy from Kill Bill 2 just without the coke. I would just get that pissed at that fucking picture.

Spoiler: For the uninitiated

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004) - Budd and Larry

'Late again!'

m.youtube.com

Skip to 44 seconds.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Man did Phil have a handle of gin tonight? This saga is getting good Fake DMCAs, Real ones. Streamers are going to get attention over the next few weeks to months. I recall the bloke who was streaming a UFC fight while pretending to play UFC 3 and I almost died laughing at least the attempt was gold. I find it interesting that these "entertainers" are going to get a bump and for about a week the drama cycle will continue as people cover it. Internet personalities will get to pick sides make streams like Nick's, and other videos discussing. Phil will come on stream hot to trot thinking he is slicker than grease, but I got news for you he is still sucking like a leech. He will punch up, talk shit, try and gain the eye of these bigger streamers all for the chance of a few more bucks to burn. He is hoping someone will show up to give him an ass pat and give him a Hamilton or to troll tip or SC for an easy LIMB wallet stuff combo. I am going to tune in because he can't help himself he needs to manufacture drama for his life to not be boring.

The Doordash driver definitely took an extra 10 minutes or got his order wrong today.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil can't wait to collect his wheelchairs tax again




Remember, he doesn't talk about dramas