US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Journo-Scum Rule #16:

When one of the Verboten (e.g. Trump) says something seemingly unorthodox (e.g. "white supremacists are good people"), it is 100% what they actually said, no ifs ands or buts.

When one of the Holy Apostles (e.g. Brandon, or in this case, the CDC) does the same, that is either "not what they actually said", or they were "taken out of context". Shitlord.

 

[The Ugly One]

I loved watching the little ferret scramble in panic and then resort to "why are you attacking me?! This is all personal against meeeee!" If I didn't know any better I would swear Fauci had Jewish ancestry.

Jews have Italian ancestry, so it's really the same thing. Every Jewish plot is really just the Caesars getting back at the Goths for sacking Rome.

 

[potato in mah painus]

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Starting to look like the plot for V for Vendetta was used a playbook here. That's not quite proof but its hinting at that being the case.

 

[Oxous]

U.S. and Russia have been negotiating for the past three days in Geneva about Ukraine. The talks are now about to break down because Russia is demanding the U.S. promise Ukraine and Georgia won't join NATO, and generally both sides have just been making dumb demands for the other. #winning

 

[Getting tard comed]

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Are we done pretending the Chinese are lying about everything now? There's no need to lie when the truth is this damning.

 

[HumanHive]

U.S. and Russia have been negotiating for the past three days in Geneva about Ukraine. The talks are now about to break down because Russia is demanding the U.S. promise Ukraine and Georgia won't join NATO, and generally both sides have just been making dumb demands for the other. #winning

At this point I just say go for it. Start WW3.

 

[Compositesludge]

That'd do fuck and all.

1: The overwhelming majority of Americans don't... actually view Russia as a threat.
2: Any war on Russia, short of them for some completely insane reason attacking us, would be fundamentally viewed by the American people as a war of aggression... by us.

So lacking the first and establishing the second, it'd do nothing but tank their numbers more.

Hey, you just said do something, not that it needed to be intelligent!

EDIT: I'm sorry, I'm not sure how my tone is coming across. I'm absolutely on your side with this one - it's stupid at best, apocalyptic at worst - I'm just upset and venting at the state of the world. It keeps getting stupider, and people are suffering for it, and it sucks.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Jews have Italian ancestry, so it's really the same thing. Every Jewish plot is really just the Caesars getting back at the Goths for sacking Rome.

Hadrian, in all his glory, crushed the ancient Jewish state, bringing about a 2000 year period of diaspora.

So some Jews may have Italian ancestry, but only because Romans were enjoying the spoils of war.

 

[SBG]

The best parts of this Senate meeting are what I didn't include, btw. I don't know if this was before or after but Fauci went on a tirade for several minutes whining about how Ron Paul has a "fire Dr. Fauci" ad on his campaign website. He even brought photos, although I don't think this looks the way he thought it would look!
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Holy shit Fauci is bad at handling his narcissism. He could have just said he disagreed with some scientists and left it at that, but instead has to act like he's some insane attack to dare question him. Because it honestly is not bad if he personally disagreed with some scientists and disagreed with their findings, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing even if guys like Rand Paul are trying to imply disagreeing with scientists behind the scenes was wrong.

But Fauci being so against being questioned instead treats it as a disgusting attack that goes against reality to quote him or to say he's done a bad enough job he should be fired? Man is so full of shit it's insane.

 

[Panama]

China was right. Americans did make it.

That would explain the absolute freakout within China in December ‘19. The provincial governments were probably hearing through the grapevine that the Americans had just accidentally released a bioweapon. No one was going to counter it, because no one wanted to admit responsibility.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I think it's been so long since someone took the little jug eared knob goblin to task, Fauci just doesn't know what to do when it happens. So he freaks out and starts ranting instead of using his so called big science brain to defuse things.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Being an Arizonan, this. Absolutely this. She voted Biden as spite for what Trump said about her daddy.

Unfortunately, 40+ years here and being in the same American Legion as John McCain, I know way too much of the family's dirty laundry. Even had an off-chance lunch with Cindy and Megan as a child one day at Scottsdale Fashion Square.

Got any dirt on Jack McCain? Dude goes out of his way to keep his Twitter feed locked even though he's just a glorified pilot and not a pol or pundit like the rest of his family.

 

[Collections Agent]

Holy shit Fauci is bad at handling his narcissism. He could have just said he disagreed with some scientists and left it at that, but instead has to act like he's some insane attack to dare question him. Because it honestly is not bad if he personally disagreed with some scientists and disagreed with their findings, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing even if guys like Rand Paul are trying to imply disagreeing with scientists behind the scenes was wrong.

But Fauci being so against being questioned instead treats it as a disgusting attack that goes against reality to quote him or to say he's done a bad enough job he should be fired? Man is so full of shit it's insane.

*Someone criticizes Trump*

Trump: "lmao"

Media: TRUMP NARCISSIST IDIOT NAZI FAR RIGHT FASCIST

*Someone brings up legitimate grievances and questions against Fauci*

Fauci: WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT, YOURE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, YOU DENY SCIENCE, YOURE A CONSPIRACY THEORIST HOW DARE YOU

Media: Fauci totally owns official daring to bring up his involvement in COVID

 

[tehpope]

There is their youtube channel.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

U.S. and Russia have been negotiating for the past three days in Geneva about Ukraine. The talks are now about to break down because Russia is demanding the U.S. promise Ukraine and Georgia won't join NATO, and generally both sides have just been making dumb demands for the other. #winning

At this point I just say go for it. Start WW3.

Sure, the world might be consumed by nuclear hellfire in the not-too-distant future, but hey! No more mean tweets! And as we all know, that's what really matters!

But Fauci being so against being questioned instead treats it as a disgusting attack that goes against reality to quote him or to say he's done a bad enough job he should be fired? Man is so full of shit it's insane.

Despite Fauci hating Trump, both of them have one thing in common: Massive egos. But while Trump's ego is constructive for the people around him, Fauci's ego is destructive.

 

[Salubrious]

Fauci is really proof that these people care more about power than money, because he's 81 years old making more money "officially" than the President. He could easily nope the fuck out and have a sweet ass retirement package for him, but why should he when the MSM will defend him no matter what?

That's been the most amazing thing about this past year. For all of Biden's incompetence and scandals and bullshit, NOBODY has had to take a fall for anything. Literally the only guy I can remember "retiring" from this administration was a dude who was upset that Biden wasn't allowing illegal immigrations across the border FAST ENOUGH at the peak of that news cycle.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Got any dirt on Jack McCain? Dude goes out of his way to keep his Twitter feed locked even though he's just a glorified pilot and not a pol or pundit like the rest of his family.

Nope. Pretty straight shooter as far as I know. Keeps his nose out of politics and you hear little to nothing of him here in AZ.

 

[Polyboros2]

This is bullshit.

She should have been a special 33 Cent Piece.

Should have been a special 13 cent piece made of 51 cents worth of silver.

Come on guys, the obvious joke here was it should of been a 60¢ piece.

A 3/5ths dollar you could say...

 

[Salubrious]

Despite Fauci hating Trump, both of them have one thing in common: Massive egos. But while Trump's ego is constructive for the people around him, Fauci's ego is destructive.

Trump has scarily been the best President in my lifetime simply because of his narcissism: Trump would give you whatever you want as long as you loved him back. You want jobs? Boom, record low employment for rural Americans and black people. Trump's whole life was based on making business deals that made everyone rich as long as he got the biggest slice (or any slice if he was a mediator). I don't think any other President in my lifetime has given a fuck about actual American people, even if the people loved him. Obama didn't give a fuck. Clinton didn't give a fuck. Bush didn't give a fuck. Trump loves being loved by people, and will give them whatever they want as long as they love him back (and I presume get a cut on the backend too, but that goes without saying.)

 

[Corn Flakes]

Fauci is really proof that these people care more about power than money, because he's 81 years old making more money "officially" than the President. He could easily nope the fuck out and have a sweet ass retirement package for him, but why should he when the MSM will defend him no matter what?

Once people get rich enough or old enough, they stop caring about money itself, and start caring about power directly. Because while buying shit or staring at all the digits in your bank account feels good, being able to order people around feels even better for these people. Fauci is as powerful if not more powerful than the most powerful man in the world right now, why would he give that up?

A 3/5ths dollar you could say...

I'm surprised it took this long for that particular joke to be made here. That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that post.