US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Oxous said:
U.S. and Russia have been negotiating for the past three days in Geneva about Ukraine. The talks are now about to break down because Russia is demanding the U.S. promise Ukraine and Georgia won't join NATO, and generally both sides have just been making dumb demands for the other. #winning
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I don't think telling known liars and backstabbers that they cannot set up camp right next to your borders is a dumb decision.
 
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Salubrious said:
Trump has scarily been the best President in my lifetime simply because of his narcissism: Trump would give you whatever you want as long as you loved him back. You want jobs? Boom, record low employment for rural Americans and black people. Trump's whole life was based on making business deals that made everyone rich as long as he got the biggest slice (or any slice if he was a mediator). I don't think any other President in my lifetime has given a fuck about actual American people, even if the people loved him. Obama didn't give a fuck. Clinton didn't give a fuck. Bush didn't give a fuck. Trump loves being loved by people, and will give them whatever they want as long as they love him back (and I presume get a cut on the backend too, but that goes without saying.)
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Trump was, unironically, the best president for Americans since Andrew Jackson.
 
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Gehenna said:
It's ifs because it has not happened. Do you want me to speak in Whens as if I have a crystal ball with which I can positively determine the future?
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Maybe you should add an orb to your avatar for it to ponder.
Salubrious said:
Didn't we know this already, or are the new documents saying that Americans made it by themselves and it just happened to be in Wuhan?

I swore we knew the Americans and Chinese made this virus months ago when the first FOIA documents came out. What's new about this set?
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It was made in the Wuhan Institute of Virology by Chinese researchers using funds supplied by the USA, since funding gain-of-function research was banned, and with good reason. They had to do a few end-runs to get the money there, which came out via FOIA. This is just the latest "Yeah, EcoHealth did it, and Fauci knew" thing.
 
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Salubrious said:
Didn't we know this already, or are the new documents saying that Americans made it by themselves and it just happened to be in Wuhan?

I swore we knew the Americans and Chinese made this virus months ago when the first FOIA documents came out. What's new about this set?
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The DoD has come out and said covid was American made. Not Chinese + American, not from some random agency, the Department of Defense has come up and said covid was American made and they are hiding it from the American public.
 
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Salubrious said:
Didn't we know this already, or are the new documents saying that Americans made it by themselves and it just happened to be in Wuhan?

I swore we knew the Americans and Chinese made this virus months ago when the first FOIA documents came out. What's new about this set?
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The full theory is that Americans made it and brought it to China using GIs.
 
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Getting tard comed said:
The DoD has come out and said covid was American made. Not Chinese + American, not from some random agency, the Department of Defense has come up and said covid was American made and they are hiding it from the American public.
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So this was strictly an American "research" project and not a joint one then?

Ok, that's a new one. Thank you.

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The full theory is that Americans made it and brought it to China using GIs.
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Ok, now my head hurts.

We've somehow gone BEYOND the conspiracy theories here.
 
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Biden's pre-approved Georgia speech is already available for public scrutiny and oh lord is it cringe. This paragraph is fine except for the highlighted bit, I'd delete that and put in something else personally.
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Getting tard comed said:
Trump was, unironically, the best president for Americans since Andrew Jackson.
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The best politicians tend to be the ones with skin in the game. The ones that have some investment in the wellbeing of the people whose will they represent. Trump's investment is his ego. The guy wants to be popular, so he does things that he thinks will make him popular. Remember all the Black people who ordinarily wouldn't stop to piss on him if he was on fire suddenly saying "Trump is my nigga!" once the first round of stimulus checks started going out?
 
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Oxous said:
Biden's pre-approved Georgia speech is already available for public scrutiny and oh lord is it cringe. This paragraph is fine except for the highlighted bit, I'd delete that and put in something else personally.
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"I will defend your right to vote" -
Nigger who the fuck do you think you're fooling with that?! No wonder Stacey decided to dip.
 
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Journo-Scum Rule #16:

When one of the Verboten (e.g. Trump) says something seemingly unorthodox (e.g. "white supremacists are good people"), it is 100% what they actually said, no ifs ands or buts.

When one of the Holy Apostles (e.g. Brandon, or in this case, the CDC) does the same, that is either "not what they actually said", or they were "taken out of context". Shitlord.
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tap tap can i borrow that to0.:punished:
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Compositesludge said:
Declare war on Russia.
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I honestly don't even blame Russia. With the US, when China sets up it's artificial islands bases near it's coast, we send in freedom if navigation missions. Yet here we are setting up military bases in the equivalent of the backyard of neighborhood right next to someone we have a beef with.

Apparently, the implications of the Monroe doctrine does not apply to other hemispheres.
 
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Salubrious said:
I still love that the entire Democratic "voting policy" is basically black Americans are too lazy and stupid to go to the registrar and get IDs.

Remember, IDs are FREE in Georgia.

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Voter ID

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But showing proof of vaccination somehow isn't as difficult or more than showing ID to vote.

I'm aware that consistency in their positions isn't their strong suit but I wish people on the right would stop trying to argue with these people as if they cared about making sense.

Wait until these midterms and you need proof of vaxx to vote starts getting thrown around.
 
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