Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[Wonder dong]

Gorillaianna most def needs a spot up in this bitch once Tammy or Fat Jenny get sent to the McDonald’s in the sky.

 

[Clovis]

I'd say J and Corissa both certainly qualify.
As for criteria...They have to be in the DF forum and appear likely to croak. Isn't that enough?

But it occurs to me that this thread might be acting like Ashley Isaac's - by some unholy mechanism every death speculation, every "how are they still alive?" charges the subjects up with extra life force.
We're going to be stuck staring into Tammy's forehead lump for eternity at this rate.

 

[stupid frog]

Would Nikocado Avocado count? I know he is not grossly deathfat like Hammy Tammy or Chantel but he does look like a major lard ass with his weight distribution since he is basically self destructing for clout.

Yeah, I'm not against males being involved, they just have to be placed in this forum. So I would allow Nik.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

But it occurs to me that this thread might be acting like Ashley Isaac's - by some unholy mechanism every death speculation, every "how are they still alive?" charges the subjects up with extra life force.
We're going to be stuck staring into Tammy's forehead lump for eternity at this rate.

As long as they are alive, they can produce milk (come back Amy, we miss you!), so it’s not that bad.

 

[stupid frog]

Jen stuff from Christmas

tl;dr tl;dw summary https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jenni...ns-iii-gene-life-by-gen-x.66859/post-10771582

Merry Christmas/Hospital Update
12/24/21

SHE HAS RISEN (not literally, she's as monstrous as ever)
shout out Gene - the propaganda poster of an alcoholic

Spoiler: ARCHIVE

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ETA archive and to say Merry Christmas beautiful kiwis

Boring. Basically Jen is so fucking sick that she can’t survive without around the clock tmedical care. And she’s bald now. Jesus fuck how is this woman still alive? And to think this is all because she wouldn’t stop eating a million calories a day. Health at every size my ass.

Bruh. And she’s not even working out. Her tummy hurts too bad to work out with the PT guy. She’s legit just living in a nursing home. Not even doing the workouts or anything. But her metric of progress is that at least she can stand up now? Good for you Jen I guess. And all the CNAs love her because she barely pressed her call light!
Dude. She’s been in there 3 months and she looks the same if not bigger. I call bullshit on the weight loss. And LMFAO at gene sleeping under the bed like an actual fucking goblin. I died laughing. I just had to comment. This bitch literally said gene slept under the bed like a little goblin and she was scared the bed would break and crush him. Dude. Gene. Look at your life homie. You’re sleeping on the filthy floor of a nursing home under a morbidly obese woman’s bed. It’s too fucking funny.

in b4 further vote shuffling

 

[Beluga]

in b4 further vote shuffling

Only the weak change their vote. Kiwis, we gotta live with the consequences of our choices, especially if it means losing on a poll on this godforsaken agricultural forum.

 

[Canned Onions]

Only the weak change their vote. Kiwis, we gotta live with the consequences of our choices, especially if it means losing on a poll on this godforsaken agricultural forum.

this. i stand by my vote for Shartal/foodiedoodie. her beezing is gonna ruin her life more than she ruins her underwear

 

[Hgonz14]

this. i stand by my vote for Shartal/foodiedoodie. her beezing is gonna ruin her life more than she ruins her underwear

This is why i am sticking with that lardass Hammy Tammy until the end which looks like it will be soon.

I wanted to put Tess Holiday in there but she will outlive all the people on this list and she can still move.

 

[dollastoho]

this. i stand by my vote for Shartal/foodiedoodie. her beezing is gonna ruin her life more than she ruins her underwear

She's already ruined her life. Doesn't count until a fatty earns their toe tag. That's the whole point.

 

[Fat-fobia Joe]

I stay firmly with death by Jen and just hope that dummy tummy don't overtake her. I always was curious why none of this death fat bitches never brought up holesterol and triglycerides. I'm just over 30 and not even fat and my doctor took it seriously when my levels where slightly higher. Do doctors don't even bother because there's no hope of getting it down ? Or they are afraid to even know and that why it's ER only ? Heart failure and circulatory complications (strokes, lung cloths etc.) are most common killers outside of an accident of some sort.

High holesterol with high blood pressure irreversibly clogs arterys and all of them have it. It is what will kill them and we never hear nothing about it, no check ups - nothing. I'm very curious what are Jen's and Tammy's holesterol and triglycerides level's.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'd say J and Corissa both certainly qualify.
As for criteria...They have to be in the DF forum and appear likely to croak. Isn't that enough?

But it occurs to me that this thread might be acting like Ashley Isaac's - by some unholy mechanism every death speculation, every "how are they still alive?" charges the subjects up with extra life force.
We're going to be stuck staring into Tammy's forehead lump for eternity at this rate.

I think ash should be in the pool. General principle. these orbs may suck away her lich energy

 

[Clotso Coof]

I think ash should be in the pool. General principle. these orbs may suck away her lich energy

I want Ashley to live forever. Her holocaust Target mirror selfies, with kawaii icons all over them, are hilarious.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

So jazz jennings is now a deathfatty. And as a troon. Well he may do a surprise upset. But I doubt it. Too young. Not deathfat enough either imo for inclusion into the poll, yet.

I think the have to be in the deathfat forum is a good rule of thumb otherwise Jack scalfani, boogie, ethan Ralph have to all be serious contenders as they are not only deathfat but have serious health complications.

Agree also including julianna - she looks absolutely awful but she is still young.

Lich Queen stays out. She is a lich and never die. How the fuck she is still alive I will never know and don't want to. That's serious dark arts.

 

[cuddle striker]

So jazz jennings is now a deathfatty. And as a troon. Well he may do a surprise upset. But I doubt it. Too young. Not deathfat enough either imo for inclusion into the poll, yet.

I think the have to be in the deathfat forum is a good rule of thumb otherwise Jack scalfani, boogie, ethan Ralph have to all be serious contenders as they are not only deathfat but have serious health complications.

Agree also including julianna - she looks absolutely awful but she is still young.

Lich Queen stays out. She is a lich and never die. How the fuck she is still alive I will never know and don't want to. That's serious dark arts.

Well you didn't have to feed her more lich energy.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Would Nikocado Avocado count?

I think men should absolutely be included in the next one, Nikocado being the first one that comes to mind. Despite that, I think he'll be a terrible bet and basically serve as a noob trap. There's no way he'll eat it until the 2030's.

 

[Hgonz14]

I think men should absolutely be included in the next one, Nikocado being the first one that comes to mind. Despite that, I think he'll be a terrible bet and basically serve as a noob trap. There's no way he'll eat it until the 2030's.

I would say the same thing but if he keeps going to heart attack grill and since his lard ass now weighs over 350 he can eat for free. People who eat there constantly end up dying quick

 

[brahsparagus]

Is it against the ToS to actually put money on this?
I can see Null catching some heat for running a gambling ring targeting the *ahem* well-upholstered and then telling the Jesse Jackson of fatasses to eat a salad covered dick.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Is it against the ToS to actually put money on this?
I can see Null catching some heat for running a gambling ring targeting the *ahem* well-upholstered and then telling the Jesse Jackson of fatasses to eat a salad covered dick.

If you want to throw money for deathfat, just support the forum, dumbass.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Only 2 ways Hamber returns to the fore: layrgs or death abd I don't think she stays quiet for much longer.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

If you want to throw money for deathfat, just support the forum, dumbass.

True and honest fan, real recognize real! If either Tammy or Jen dies first, I pledge to donate $10 to n00l'z borscht soup fund, as well as my semi-annual Brave BAT. If a different cow dies, I will bump it up to $20. I'm very confident either Jen or Tammy will kick the bucket before any others. They're both trainwrecks with more statistical factors indicating bodily functions giving out, than say Chantal or Amberlynn. Will keep monitoring and put my money where my mouth is.