DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

the drunk pomeranian is chasing his tail again. Isn't his business degree in marketing, and he doesn't get what twitter marketing is.

 

[Sup3r]

the drunk pomeranian is chasing his tail again. Isn't his business degree in marketing, and he doesn't get what twitter marketing is.

The only thing I could find on his degree is that he majored in finance. There's a lot of things he doesn't get that he should. Reminder he thinks that a restaurant is cheaper than buying the ingredients and cooking it yourself.

 

[Wurstbrot]

DSP's day off is PACKED (with grocery bags while Kat plays skyrim at home)

And he has THREE dramas to talk about so that wheelchairs can throw him money

Strap on bois we are in for a wild (Boring) ride

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Three entire news stories? Don't worry, they will be all the same.

X is a stupid moronic idiot, I decided.
Hence I, Darksydephil, am the greatest.
Insert random troll rant.
Waiting for tips.
Snort.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Not a single person over explains to their group of friends of how getting groceries is or was some kind of odyssey for them weekly. The most you might tell a friend or family member is, hit up such and such store, they have good deals on this week. But dsp complains the weather during the trip, drivers, other shoppers, the employees, the store it self for whatever reason and just drags it on and on. And in his warped mind if you told him that you don't care about his fucking weekly excursions you're labeled a troll. They only dent head who could be attached to such stories is derich. Derich ask every major holiday Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving you name it, what dsps favorite movies are during that time and growing up and he ask him for years on end, when dsp has answered this question 1000 + times already.

He imagines his viewers to be worse shut-ins than he is. That his cripples are so bad off they don't even leave their hovels the once a week he ventures out.

 

[PyroAlert]

Because he has literally nothing else going on in his life that he could publicly talk about. Unless he suddenly becomes willing to admit to a severe gacha addiction and talks about his luck in champions.

I’m hoping someday the Phil reveals that he is a closet Muslim. He never came out before because he was scared of the trolls and that his fans would abandon him. This is why he has also become grossed out by women in video games.

Now, as a real, authentic, devout Muslim, Phil has to take hourly breaks to pray towards Mecca.

 

[San Dimas High School]

seriously why does he think anyone gives a SHIT about hearing him blab about running errands. i'm so sick of this literal actual faggot

Wheelchair Americans don't get to go grocery shopping so they enjoy the stories. They could watch literally anyone and be more entertained but they just want to go grocery shopping like a normal person. Kind of sad when you think about it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Wheelchair Americans don't get to go grocery shopping so they enjoy the stories. They could watch literally anyone and be more entertained but they just want to go grocery shopping like a normal person. Kind of sad when you think about it.

The funniest thing is that DSP has become a charity case to even Wheelchair Americans. They feel pity for him.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I don't think there will ever be a day that Phil's lack of self awareness will not surprise me.

He complains about the popular Twitch streamers following a "meta" but if that meta has them be successful, people are going to follow it.
The same mindset can be applied to the only community he had a thumbprint in with that being the FGC. Players are going to learn what works and run with it for the most part with some exceptions of some playing lower tier characters and making it work through their skill.

Finally he talks about Pokiamne or whatever coming back and how that isn't right and considered "ass backwards". What in the world do we call a streamer who begs to wheelchairs to give their money to a streamer who isn't officially labeled with a handicap? He never ceases to amaze me with his autism.

 

[Corpun]

So I've gotten around to watching the GTA trilogy TIHYDP and Im wondering why he never stocks up on ammo. You know that hitman mission in Vice City where you kill like seven dudes or something. He spent something like 7 minutes ramming a guys truck because he ran out of bullets. There is no reason to not have a large amount of ammo in GTA games other than worrying about dying, which shouldn't be a concern since he savescums wherever he can.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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[Wasabi Panda]

so king of retro..

never owned a gameboy till the advance
didn't own a master system
got a NES late in it's life
got a NGC also late in it's life.

oh
ok

 

[Lady Adjani]

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As opposed to the back-breaking labor that is playing video games for 2 hours straight.

 

[Corpun]

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Phil is his own biggest detractor. I swear next month he could start doing react videos for the wheelchairs and pretend he never raved about this.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Yes.......it's what you do everyday. Such as right here...........you're reacting to self created drama.

 

[Coke Zero]

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He is so detached from reality at this point, in his worldview sitting on your ass playing video games is hard work. You know the thing that millions of people do after work or school to unwind, is actually really hard work.

All this elitist bullshit that comes out of his mouth about how he works so much harder than everyone else on the internet, when in reality he just does a children's recreational activity all day. Sure video games are fun and some can be challenging but it isn't anything remotely close to actual work.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Is Dave intentionally playing this up cause he always wants to pile on whoever is the most recent victim of the internet mob or is he too stupid to realize he's describing exactly what he does as a fucking living?

Dave himself has described what he does as "reactionary commentary" and has also said that the quality of his stream is reliant on if the game is good or not.

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The most toxified search engine on the internet

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[Elescondido]

-He says people shouldnt reward rockstar by playing gta online
-someone points he bitches about capcom SF ports but keeps buying them
His response: It's not the same cause people can just play other narrative games but that's the only i can play Super turbo..... and then talks about how smart he is

Ignoring the fact he could also play other fighting games.....

If Phil was a fictional character people would think he was poorly written to be unlikeable lol

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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i just can't fathom how awkward and pathetic i'd feel if i was sitting alone in my room ranting to myself at a camera six days a week. what a hollow existence

 

[Balr0g]

-He says people shouldnt reward rockstar by playing gta online
-someone points he bitches about capcom SF ports but keeps buying them
His response: It's not the same cause people can just play other narrative games but that's the only i can play Super turbo..... and then talks about how smart he is

Ignoring the fact he could also play other fighting games.....

If Phil was a fictional character people would think he was poorly written to be unlikeable lol

And if he would play on a PC he could play a lot of SF games for free via Fightcade. Man is he stupid.

 

[jason analberg]

So I've gotten around to watching the GTA trilogy TIHYDP and Im wondering why he never stocks up on ammo. You know that hitman mission in Vice City where you kill like seven dudes or something. He spent something like 7 minutes ramming a guys truck because he ran out of bullets. There is no reason to not have a large amount of ammo in GTA games other than worrying about dying, which shouldn't be a concern since he savescums wherever he can.

he's extremely lazy. he doesn't want to go out of his way to a far away gun store to get ammo, whenever he can just ram everyone to death like he did the last 5 times he played.