DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[gh0stzero]

I really hope that purposely crashing a plane equals multiple felonies.

Well there is endangerment to wildlife, human life and environmental issues here, we saw what a gender reveal party can cause imagine a plane turning into a fireball.

Not to mention any FAA violations committed here. The big one I can think of is failing to file or follow an approved flight plan and probably lying to the Air Traffic Control tower because when they ask you to contact departure on whatever frequency I doubt they're gonna give takeoff clearence if you tell em your flight plan involves purposefully and willfully crashing an aircraft.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I don’t understand why DSP can’t handle the concept of a game taking 500 hours to 100%. As far back as the PS1 era we had games that took 100 hours just to beat (Dragon Quest VII).

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh boy I can;'t wait for the barely coherent rambling about how actual game developers are shills and don't know what they're talking about, unlike him, who keeps it real.

'Deathloop,' 'It Takes Two,' and 'Forza Horizon 5' Lead Nominees for GDCA 2022

The Game Developers Choice Awards is part of GDC 2022, which will be held in-person in San Francisco and virtually from March 21-25.

gdconf.com

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

oh boy I can;'t wait for the barely coherent rambling about how actual game developers are shills and don't know what they're talking about, unlike him, who keeps it real.

'Deathloop,' 'It Takes Two,' and 'Forza Horizon 5' Lead Nominees for GDCA 2022

The Game Developers Choice Awards is part of GDC 2022, which will be held in-person in San Francisco and virtually from March 21-25.

gdconf.com

To be fair, if "It Takes Two" wins big again, I expect his reaction to be just as muted as before.

If "Deathloop" gets top honors, however...

 

[h0g]

I'm guessing he's also skipping Monster Hunter Rise on PC and not even trying the Switch version again?

He lumps Monster Hunter in with games like Destiny and Anthem because, "they're endlessly grinding coop games". Even though they barely have anything in common. He could easily turn MH into a successful night stream just by trying out the different weapons and only having to do 2-3 hunts per stream, but no, he tried the game once and wasn't immediately good at it so he never wants to play it again.

It's the same stupid mentality he has around metroidvania games, and look how Dread turned out.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

DSP is flagging seems like suprcrzy is the latest victim

Always assume the culprit is SuperHound. Or KGhaleon if you’re crazy enough to believe in that lunatic’s abilities.

 

[Lord_Point]

I don’t understand why DSP can’t handle the concept of a game taking 500 hours to 100%. As far back as the PS1 era we had games that took 100 hours just to beat (Dragon Quest VII).

Hes played New Vegas 3 times now? He has to be close to 500 hours in some of the fallout games.

 

[Elescondido]

I'm guessing he's also skipping Monster Hunter Rise on PC and not even trying the Switch version again?

He skipped monster hunter world.... one of the biggest games of that year
so why would he play Rise (one of the biggest games of 2021)

MH requieres more than 0% of effort so there's no chamce he'd play it

 

[Crooked 16th]

I didn't realize a castle is a mansion

Remember Phil is a huge Resident Evil fan BTW

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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I didn't realize a castle is a mansion

Sigh.....K then, we'll add mansion to the words DSP doesn't understand and/or misuses.

 

[Watamelon]

He lumps Monster Hunter in with games like Destiny and Anthem because, "they're endlessly grinding coop games". Even though they barely have anything in common. He could easily turn MH into a successful night stream just by trying out the different weapons and only having to do 2-3 hunts per stream, but no, he tried the game once and wasn't immediately good at it so he never wants to play it again.

It's the same stupid mentality he has around metroidvania games, and look how Dread turned out.

He skipped monster hunter world.... one of the biggest games of that year
so why would he play Rise (one of the biggest games of 2021)

MH requieres more than 0% of effort so there's no chamce he'd play it

He actually played World, funnily enough. At least the beta? or whatever period that was

The fact that he also got carried by a few speds during said beta and then went ahead and complained about grinding

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP's day off is PACKED (with grocery bags while Kat plays skyrim at home)

And he has THREE dramas to talk about so that wheelchairs can throw him money

Strap on bois we are in for a wild (Boring) ride

 

[capefear56]

Well there is endangerment to wildlife, human life and environmental issues here, we saw what a gender reveal party can cause imagine a plane turning into a fireball.

Not to mention any FAA violations committed here. The big one I can think of is failing to file or follow an approved flight plan and probably lying to the Air Traffic Control tower because when they ask you to contact departure on whatever frequency I doubt they're gonna give takeoff clearence if you tell em your flight plan involves purposefully and willfully crashing an aircraft.

He didn't even have a radio iirc. He took off from one of those small dirt airfields without a tower.

 

[Sup3r]

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>Gamers

Coming from the guy who not only bought one of the worst remasters ever but also continued to defend it, all because he thought it would "save his business". Plus he knows from experience with how much shit his Audience rewards him for not doing (like basic fucking manners).

He likes the game, truly I think. Isn’t that hard of a game and he doesn’t want to be called out for quitting. Remember Divinity 2? Phil strikes that game down so fast anytime it’s brought up lmao.

That and it's an easy game to drag out while still claiming to be making progress. Note he has never dropped a rgg game because of the main story.

I don’t understand why DSP can’t handle the concept of a game taking 500 hours to 100%. As far back as the PS1 era we had games that took 100 hours just to beat (Dragon Quest VII).

Because he wasn't playing games during that time outside of getting his shit kicked in at mvc2.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

DSP's day off is PACKED (with grocery bags while Kat plays skyrim at home)

And he has THREE dramas to talk about so that wheelchairs can throw him money

Strap on bois we are in for a wild (Boring) ride

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seriously why does he think anyone gives a SHIT about hearing him blab about running errands. i'm so sick of this literal actual faggot

 

[Sup3r]

seriously why does he think anyone gives a SHIT about hearing him blab about running errands. i'm so sick of this literal actual faggot

Because he has literally nothing else going on in his life that he could publicly talk about. Unless he suddenly becomes willing to admit to a severe gacha addiction and talks about his luck in champions.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil sounds really bad today.

like hes a bit depressed or not trying to force clown mode right now.

maybe im looking too much into it.. he probably just woke up lmao

 

[Sup3r]

phil sounds really bad today.

like hes a bit depressed or not trying to force clown mode right now.

maybe im looking too much into it.. he probably just woke up lmao

Probably nursing a hangover. Plus with how he's perpetually late when he works in the same building he lives in, the only explanation would be either constant sleeping in late or too busy on his phone.

Either that or his whaling wasn't successful this time.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP's day off is PACKED (with grocery bags while Kat plays skyrim at home)

And he has THREE dramas to talk about so that wheelchairs can throw him money

Strap on bois we are in for a wild (Boring) ride

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Remember when he said he will share less personal info?

NOW he "promotes" his prestream with telling us how his day went. BECAUSE HE LIVES SUCH AN INTERESTING LIFE!

 

[UsedUp]

Not a single person over explains to their group of friends of how getting groceries is or was some kind of odyssey for them weekly. The most you might tell a friend or family member is, hit up such and such store, they have good deals on this week. But dsp complains the weather during the trip, drivers, other shoppers, the employees, the store it self for whatever reason and just drags it on and on. And in his warped mind if you told him that you don't care about his fucking weekly excursions you're labeled a troll. They only dent head who could be attached to such stories is derich. Derich ask every major holiday Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving you name it, what dsps favorite movies are during that time and growing up and he ask him for years on end, when dsp has answered this question 1000 + times already.