DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The Doordash driver definitely took an extra 10 minutes
That's what happens when you stiff your driver 3 times a day 7 days a week. If I'm out there delivering food and I see Phil's name come up, I'm going to stop and get gas, stop and call my ma, maybe take in a movie or something. Put some laxatives in his frosty...

I know it's Uber or maybe Lyft or both, but positive ratings are equally, if not more important for the person requesting the ride than the driver himself, because the drivers use the ratings on customers in determining whether or not to even pick up the person. I had a friend that was really drunk and tried to cop a feel off a female driver one time and now he never gets pickups and basically had to switch to Lyft. Having never ever used any kind of services like these I have no idea if it's the same for food delivery but I wouldn't be surprised if they similarly rated customers.
 
I dont wanna defend dsp cause he is a retard... But saying your game needs 500hours to hundred it is very misleading and dishonest. I have zero faith in this devs, especially since Hellraid. I think it will another dud and they know it so they came up with this ridicolous claim.
You don’t have to defend him.

Ever since they came out with the story that it’d take 500h to complete they also mentioned this would be for a completionist run, as a normal playthrough would take somewhere between 20h-100h.

As usual, Phil just read the headline on his Twitter feed and immediately assumed it was the only thing they said just so that he can completely blow it out of proportion.
 
Phil can't wait to collect his wheelchairs tax again

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Fun and chill time really has run its course at this point. You can't tell your viewers it's going to be fun and chill when Every. Fucking. Prestream. it's about his time on Youtube and Twitch's bullshit.

He has already admitted that he has nothing substantial to talk about, and that people are there because they care about his problems. But it's alwaaaaays the same thing. And yeah, I'm sure RE4 is going to be fun and chill after you complain the whole time. Nigga doesn't even have to die when he complains.

Last time I watched him play RE4 with the Ashley segment and he acted like the whole game was a nuisance to him, and not so fun and chill.
AAAAAAAAH man AAAAH god I have to go over here and avoid these guys to pull a lever, man this is just Aaaah another videogame thing I have to do.
 
Fun and chill time really has run its course at this point. You can't tell your viewers it's going to be fun and chill when Every. Fucking. Prestream. it's about his time on Youtube and Twitch's bullshit.
You can't cry poor and beg for money Every. Fucking. Stream for a decade.
 
Prestream Predictions. Dying Light 2 lied and will bring up money somehow, -who cares if it's 500 hours to Beat or 20 hours- dsp plays every game to a completionist time regardless of any game and everyone over on howlongtobeat are wrong. Zynga being bought so more money. Shit that doesn't concern him but has to fill a 2 hour time slot that has no meaning in his life.
 
And if Phil tries a completionist run it will easily be 1000 hours because he sucks at games or just looks at chat all the time for handholding. And then uploads dozens of videos to his channel where he only allows comments that state "Great video Ohil" for the xth fucking time. Man I wish Youtube would activate "antispam" again just to fuck with this content shitter
 
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It's been said a million times but his thumbnails when he's full screen always make him look like such an exceptional individual. Glad to see his views are still sky high as usual.
 
Prestream Predictions. Dying Light 2 lied and will bring up money somehow, -who cares if it's 500 hours to Beat or 20 hours- dsp plays every game to a completionist time regardless of any game and everyone over on howlongtobeat are wrong. Zynga being bought so more money. Shit that doesn't concern him but has to fill a 2 hour time slot that has no meaning in his life.
He's being particularly retarded and twisting the narrative to make himself out to be correct - first of all, no dev team under the sun would follow up a 20h game (campaign) with a 500h game, sequel to the first one, and you'd be certifiably autistic if you even consider this as a possibility.

Second of all, you'd be a complete retard to assume 500h is what it takes for you to complete the story, the entire time it has been obvious they were speaking about the platinum for the game.

DSP has to go to the extent to twist the narrative as if they lied about how long their story is (this literally never happened, from their initial tweet you could see they meant 500h to 100% the game) just so he can look correct.

They just needed to correct themselves for all the retards that are drunk on Twitter in the middle of the night (DSP), and misread, or have basic reading comprehension.

It's been clear the ENTIRE TIME, the game takes 500h to complete 100%. They didn't lie, didn't scam, didn't release misleading trailers (Cyberpunk 2077), didn't lie about the content of their game (Anthem).

Only sin they committed is not being 100% clear what they meant, bringing out the average "so what you're saying is..." retard niggers that live on Twitter to complain about it.

Which, by the way, they clarified within hours.

So, here is DSP again trying to fight strawmen because he's so fucking retarded, as a 40 year old man failing to comprehend what a tweet of 200-whatever characters means.

And this is the same fucking retard, that can go on Twitter and call a bunch of people paid fucking shills for getting a game early, then proceed to claim you didn't understand him properly or he that wasn't what he meant.

Judging by the first game, DL2 can take you 500h to FULLY do all side missions, collect all blueprints to custom weapons, and craft them. Collect all armor sets, get all collectibles. Clear out all areas of bandits, zombies, etc. You know, busywork platinum-style grinding.

But you don't have to do any of that in the 20h to complete the game.

Yet, you'll see DarkSyde fucking Phil waxing lyrical on his retarded ass podcast today (of course he will, he was right!) about the industry and shit he knows nothing about.

Again.
 
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In addition to the Dying Light 2 nonsense. From what I understand is that the game is supposed to have a branching storyline. So if you choose a specific faction the world will change in a specific way. I would guess that you get an achievement for each major decision so you would have to clear several playthroughs (or reload saves) to get all. Why does his gin-addled brain not understand this? I mean how many hours has he sunk in Lost Juidgement or Yakuza to get everything? King of wheelchairs right there.
 
I bet a huge number of life choices are based off what he sees in tv and movies. I wouldn't be surprised if the snort fort dining table always has 4 places set despite no one ever being invited over.
Correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm quite sure that Leanna had friends over from time to time, and every time Phil was cooped up in his bitch cave office working begging.

So the table must have been used as intended back then
And GAYMERS like DSP will buy these remakes and remasters like the dumb fucks they are.
He had to for "work" so invalid argument. DEBUNKED.
I hope one company decides to go after these wankers. This fucking faggot streamed another anime, forgot which one. All he does is title his stream backwards, so Deathnote is etonhtaeD. He also deleted all his VODs when Poki got rekt.
I love following this because it could end up with a massive DMCA saga, and massive lawsuits.

I wish Phil goes after these people. They're all connected to each other in some way, so if he pisses off just one he is done. Some asian streamers, Pokimane, Valkyrie, xQc, Corpse, PewDiePie and the like. They have a huge friend circle, know very big people and have a fan base that would lose their shit if Phil tried to cancel them. I hope he somehow gets the attention he's trying to get.
Again :optimistic: but I'm right there with you on my unicorn. I know he will probably be ignored as usual, but these people are petty and vindictive fucks. All it takes is one of them being bored or having a slightly bad day, and then DSP will make for an easy punching bag/stress ball.

DSP is the sort of content creator you can go after with impunity , who the fuck would come to his defence?
I dont wanna defend dsp cause he is a retard... But saying your game needs 500hours to hundred it is very misleading and dishonest. I have zero faith in this devs, especially since Hellraid. I think it will another dud and they know it so they came up with this ridicolous claim.
Agree. DSP is sort of right here. Problem is that as usual he went off over a headline and not bothering to read the full thing.

That being said the only way DL2 will clock in at 500 to "complete" is if they Ubify it to the max with a fuckton of pointless collectibles and repetitive side quest and other shit that only appeals to the most OCD among us.
You can't cry poor and beg for money Every. Fucking. Stream for a decade.
Well...........that's kinda what DSP have been doing for a decade
 
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Phil can't wait to collect his wheelchairs tax again

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Hold on just a second... Lost Judgment? Didn't he beat that? What the fuck is he playing it now for? Are we gonna get a repeat of Yakuza 7 where he grinds and does all the remaining sidequests for a month before he gets 1 shot by the secret boss Amon and gives up after one try?
 
Hold on just a second... Lost Judgment? Didn't he beat that? What the fuck is he playing it now for? Are we gonna get a repeat of Yakuza 7 where he grinds and does all the remaining sidequests for a month before he gets 1 shot by the secret boss Amon and gives up after one try?
He's going to milk it for all side content Slayer for all his money and pretend to like one piece to milk said money
 
He has to be holding onto lost judgement because of that one tip war. Nothing else makes sense. The chat actively hates that game at this point, even is regular chairs are calling it a snooze fest.
He likes the game, truly I think. Isn’t that hard of a game and he doesn’t want to be called out for quitting. Remember Divinity 2? Phil strikes that game down so fast anytime it’s brought up lmao.
 
He likes the game, truly I think. Isn’t that hard of a game and he doesn’t want to be called out for quitting. Remember Divinity 2? Phil strikes that game down so fast anytime it’s brought up lmao.
Yeah it's easy as piss especially since he upgraded the OP as fuck DLC boxing style a bunch, game becomes a fucking glorified walking simulator with occasional QTE mashing sequences after you do that. This is something I can confirm from my own experience and I'm very skilled at the Yakuza series of games. Also the secret boss Amon in this game is disappointing, I'd rank him somewhere in the ballpark of difficulty where Yakuza 6's Amon was, so I wouldn't be surprised if Phail manages to mash his way through him with just the boxing style.
 
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