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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Does an alpaca have to die from starvation to have them taken away from this horrible hellhole?
I usually lurk to see how they're doing or if the authorities have stepped in and taken the alpacas to a better place.
The bureau responsible for animal cruelty reports in Custer County is the Sheriff's office. So someone has to report it, a deputy has to toddle out and have a look (possibly with assistance from the Bureau of Animal Protection since even healthy alpacas can look fucking weird) and either local law enforcement or the local DA have to file a charge of cruelty/neglect before anything at all can happen.
In theory, they're supposed to check every complaint. In practice, a bunch of heavily armed lunatics in a self made desert with non-commercial animals are going to be way down the list. They're more likely to get pulled for land erosion first.
 
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I forgot to check the whole thread of replies. Fertilizer pellets from dung or something? Ah so it's a Jen feeder....

Grift Funding Updates
Mutual Aids: $5395/ $50,000
Winter Part 1: $235 / $10,000(lol)
Jarrod's Truck: $125/ $6,000 (lol)
Penny's Truck: $1220 /$1500

Note: The last truck fundraiser got was $2,769
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Funny thing about that that one, it was definitely a $1500 target previously, and I’m almost certain it started out at $3k.

Is that a common grifting technique, to tweak the total around to encourage people to get it “over the line” or whatever?

Lol at J’s attempt though. Penny’s still the griftmaster, bitch!

I guess their ongoing “help us grow” one expired at the end of the year.
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If you discount the Lakota one as nominally not being for them, the numbers aren’t amazing, considering how hard they’ve been hammering it.
 
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I work somewhere that hands out narcan like candy to anyone who wants it, no questions asked. You don't need a prescription.
I used to live by a high school that advertised monthly seminars about opioid addiction and gave out Narcan to whoever needed it.

On CVS's website they have a big, bold text advertisement about how you can get Narcan without a prescription. Penny is probably some level of illiterate judging by the shit he posts, so it could be that "available without an individual prescription nationwide" was above his reading comprehension.

Personally, I don't understand why Penny didn't set up a grift fund for a Lakota person and under their name where the money directly goes to them and not have to be handed to them in an emotional, documented-on-video-for-asspats roundabout. Except that was a lie, of course I know exactly why Penny gets the money first.
 
I don't understand the need for excess. Why nine dogs? Why hundreds of alpacas? You can be a fake alpaca ranch with one dog and 20 alpacas. Why generate more work for yourselves? Work is clearly not their thing.

I don't know much about alpacas, but I've been around some great pyrenees, They're smart, affectionate, and capable of causing a ridiculous amount of trouble. Unlike a lot of big fluffy dogs, these aren't dim lay-abouts. A herd of them would be a huge amount of work just on its own.
 
I don't understand the need for excess. Why nine dogs? Why hundreds of alpacas? You can be a fake alpaca ranch with one dog and 20 alpacas. Why generate more work for yourselves? Work is clearly not their thing.

I don't know much about alpacas, but I've been around some great pyrenees, They're smart, affectionate, and capable of causing a ridiculous amount of trouble. Unlike a lot of big fluffy dogs, these aren't dim lay-abouts. A herd of them would be a huge amount of work just on its own.
I'm tempted to connect it to the troonery in general: Lack of planning, lack of foresight, lack of healthy pessimism, and general penny wise, pound foolishness.

FIX YOUR FUCKING DOGS.
 
I don't understand the need for excess. Why nine dogs? Why hundreds of alpacas? You can be a fake alpaca ranch with one dog and 20 alpacas. Why generate more work for yourselves? Work is clearly not their thing.

I don't know much about alpacas, but I've been around some great pyrenees, They're smart, affectionate, and capable of causing a ridiculous amount of trouble. Unlike a lot of big fluffy dogs, these aren't dim lay-abouts. A herd of them would be a huge amount of work just on its own.
Narcissism's a hell of a drug. Never underestimate the power of self-delusion. Hell, Brianna Wu was convinced her livestreaming a few video games was an ingenious masterstroke that would catapult her into Congress.
 
I'm tempted to connect it to the troonery in general: Lack of planning, lack of foresight, lack of healthy pessimism, and general penny wise, pound foolishness.

FIX YOUR FUCKING DOGS.

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In my Kev Dad Dive on his thread I found this tidbit.

I don't know jack shit about anesthesia for fixing but I've owned enough animals to know you CANNOT feed your animals before surgery (or yourself if its a human, so that's my idea on COD and why the cats had such a bad reaction) as neutering/spaying is literally the most common procedure done and a full spay can be completed in 20 minuets by a skilled vet.

TL;DR- All of the cats and puppies of the bigger dogs are allegedly spayed. Tranch is still exceptional with animal care even when they have one (1) vet visit.

Double posting since I can't edit but I checked in on everyone for the night and Jen was kinda thirst RTing this individual and jfc.

Imagine going from Giga Chad to to troon... He's still in chad phase and naturally tweeting about wanting some girl dick 🤔🤔🤔. Hes been on HRT 14 weeks now. Yes that's his most recent pic.

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This is more depressing than those giga ugly troons....

Only update today was Alpaca Pics but I'll crossover some Tranch Interactors

This person is via the "ugliest troons you've ever seen" thread as well as "tranny sideshows"
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>Three years
Maybe it's your personality or that you show up as a troon you retard.

Usually Neck and Wedge updates don't make it here but lets just entertain it because I lold and cringed.
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lmao it does "very well" in interviews because they're just trying to be as polite as possible and get it out the door after they see a walking future "discrimination" lawsuit
Seanie is a habitual e-beggar with his own thread. There's no reason to believe any of his statements regarding his work history or attempts at getting a job.
 
Seanie is a habitual e-beggar with his own thread. There's no reason to believe any of his statements regarding his work history or attempts at getting a job.
Not believing a Troon with a GoFundMe is basically the default attitude here that everyone on earth needs to adopt
 
Tbis is more depressing than those giga ugly troons....
Depressing doesn't even begin to describe it. He has the body some would die (and in some cases died) for and is going to ruin it for... What? Sexual gratification? If he can't have thirsty gays worshipping at his feet, either his personality is more toxic than an anthrax landfill or he is completely, irreparably unhinged.

Either way it is just sad.
 
So they just got a wad of cash...

...and they handed it off to someone...

...and now they need Narcan.

Anyone else connecting these dots?
Tbf they are morons, they could have handed the large wad of cash to the family, then the family asks for narcan, and then Phil goes "oh totally I love you besties." So they COULD be getting conned by the families for heroin money.

I wouldn't be surprised if Penny or Kevin were addicted to opiods. Penpen has his ass handed to his 40 year old body constantly and Kevvie has the amhole. Then again, they might just be taking up troons with bad habits.
Kevin Gibes Pelletized Universe

There is nothing more White Man than moving to an area, deciding the people who have been living there for decades don't know shit, and falling face down on a giant dick trying to show the locals what's up.

Getting a young steer every year and raising it to slaughter weight would be a better use of land and finances.
Penny says he can't kill animals but doing it to sacrifice for a good troon year could push him to do it. Cows for the girldick! All hail the mighty troon gods and may they harass insurance faster and gibs us money from our enemies for us!
Personally, I don't understand why Penny didn't set up a grift fund for a Lakota person and under their name where the money directly goes to them and not have to be handed to them in an emotional, documented-on-video-for-asspats roundabout. Except that was a lie, of course I know exactly why Penny gets the money first.
He could legit just be that retarded but I'm guessing it's skimming off the top.
 
I don't understand the need for excess. Why nine dogs? Why hundreds of alpacas? You can be a fake alpaca ranch with one dog and 20 alpacas. Why generate more work for yourselves? Work is clearly not their thing.

I don't know much about alpacas, but I've been around some great pyrenees, They're smart, affectionate, and capable of causing a ridiculous amount of trouble. Unlike a lot of big fluffy dogs, these aren't dim lay-abouts. A herd of them would be a huge amount of work just on its own.

It's incredibly male. More = better, bigger is better.

It's like how Kevin brags about having a lot of stuff. They're so focused on the numbers and the clout that it brings that they fail to see they can't sustain that shit and It's neglectful. Buy more, brag, done.
 
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