DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesNWA]

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Someone in chat pointed out something I didnt notice myself.

"Why isn't there ever any bubbles in your sparkling water"?

Thats a good question.

Another one would be “why are you paying for ‘seltzer water’ when you’re allegedly destitute?”

 

[But I Digress]

If he does that he's gonna basically be indistinguishable from Wings

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Nah, this is Phil if he loses his hair, well more of it.

 

[daBonehead]

Another one would be “why are you paying for ‘seltzer water’ when you’re allegedly destitute?”

DSP strikes me as the type of person that doesn't like drinking water because it tastes "boring". Also he needs to drink carbonated drinks so he can burp into the mic as a little fuck you to his own viewers.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of day stream status:

Total tip: $55

Top tip: 1MM daily stipend $25

Kevin turns Phil's stream into a church service even though Phil repeatedly tells the chat that he doesn't allow religious or political topics

Phil's hair is getting worse by the minutes

"Guys this is absolutely the last chance if you want to tip me, the support has been very slow and I need the money after my day off, okay?"

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

DSP strikes me as the type of person that doesn't like drinking water because it tastes "boring". Also he needs to drink carbonated drinks so he can burp into the mic as a little fuck you to his own viewers.

Well, he once claimed that tap water "gave him heartburn.". I wish I was joking. He also had a Brita water filer he bought, so he could stop buying bottled water. He stopped drinking bottled water at the beginning of the pandemic and decided to use his Brita water filter. Once he was done with the bottled water, he would do bottle crunch RIGHT into the mic and laugh about it.

 

[YokuNama]

Nah, this is Phil if he loses his hair, well more of it.

Nah, that guy is too creative to be Phil in the near future.

And of course he complains about support being low, this is just hours after his rant about bigger streamers making extra money after getting banned and reinstated from Twitch.

 

[Mature Adult]

in case anyone is wondering how his RE4 playthrough is going

Reminder: He has already played this game. 63 saves WTF

 

[SojiroSakura]

Near end of day stream status:

Total tip: $55

Top tip: 1MM daily stipend $25

Kevin turns Phil's stream into a church service even though Phil repeatedly tells the chat that he doesn't allow religious or political topics

Phil's hair is getting worse by the minutes

"Guys this is absolutely the last chance if you want to tip me, the support has been very slow and I need the money after my day off, okay?"

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You can see the bald scalp clearly now even in his tiny camera window.

 

[DZoomer]

"Guys this is absolutely the last chance if you want to tip me, the support has been very slow and I need the money after my day off, okay?"

So Phil needs money before a day off, and now he also thinks it's reasonable to say that he needs money after a day off. Which is basically Phil admitting that he spends whatever he has in one day and it's never enough.

But keep enabling him, 1MM. I'm sure it'll be worth it in the end, right?

Oh, wait. It never ends. Now pay up.

 

[BlackDragoons]

in case anyone is wondering how his RE4 playthrough is going

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Reminder: He has already played this game. 63 saves WTF

So Phil is stalling his gameplay for those tips?

 

[UaineRunei]

Near end of day stream status:

Total tip: $55

Top tip: 1MM daily stipend $25

Kevin turns Phil's stream into a church service even though Phil repeatedly tells the chat that he doesn't allow religious or political topics

Phil's hair is getting worse by the minutes

"Guys this is absolutely the last chance if you want to tip me, the support has been very slow and I need the money after my day off, okay?"

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The best part was him admitting that the early stream after his day off is usually "artificially inflated" and it's weird that tips are slow.

Didn't even bother in elaborating this one. He's not even trying to hide anymore.

 

[hell is other robots]

I'm probably a bit late, but Phil's lack of self awareness in his Pokemane rant is nothing short of amazing. Capping it all off with "get a job"...there are no words.

 

[Iron Hamster]

-He says people shouldnt reward rockstar by playing gta online

lmao @ his pathetic excuse to not get smoked online.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

There are usually 180 or so viewers for Lost Judgement stream and Phil HAS TO divide the small audience into 2 groups:

"those who like to watch me uncomfortable with girls" and "those who give me money"

Why can't it be both? Slayer is clearly both

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There are usually 180 or so viewers for Lost Judgement stream and Phil HAS TO divide the small audience into 2 groups:

"those who like to watch me uncomfortable with girls" and "those who give me money"

Why can't it be both? Slayer is clearly both

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His tweets are like bots in nature.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm probably a bit late, but Phil's lack of self awareness in his Pokemane rant is nothing short of amazing. Capping it all off with "get a job"...there are no words.

The "get a job" line was made even more funny to me when you take into account that Pokimane has fuck you money and was probably smart enough to invest in things which would allow her to remain independently wealthy in case the whole Twitch thot thing became not worth doing anymore. Just pure projection coming from The King of Hate, he knows that if he retires from streaming he'll have to get a job just to survive, meanwhile all the nudnik fake muppet streamers he seethes about like Ninja, PDP and now Pokimane could announce their retirement tomorrow, completely drop from the public eye in every capacity and still be set until the end of their lives.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

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"Alright, Gorilla Pimp, you're timed out for being an asshole"

No ban though. I’m sure if a new user said this, they’d get banned, but Gorilla Pimp is safe because of a history of “positivity.”

 

[Crooked 16th]

in case anyone is wondering how his RE4 playthrough is going

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Reminder: He has already played this game. 63 saves WTF

5 more hours in DSP time to beat the game, The point he left off at there is only about 2 and half to 3 hours depending on how the Krauser fight goes but you Know Phil he can't make progress at a normal rate because one time 10 years ago someone said he was beating games too fast.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Near end of day stream status:

Total tip: $55

Kevin turns Phil's stream into a church service even though Phil repeatedly tells the chat that he doesn't allow religious or political topics

Hallelujah, the money is coming in.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There are usually 180 or so viewers for Lost Judgement stream and Phil HAS TO divide the small audience into 2 groups:

"those who like to watch me uncomfortable with girls" and "those who give me money"

Why can't it be both? Slayer is clearly both

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lol. So you are literally expecting no one then.