Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

You're keeping Jim Sterling. No refunds.

Bobby discusses avarice, and the concept of sin in general:
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Brick By Brick ranks very low among Bobby's sin if you ask me. And of course Scottmotors is our much-missed friend.

There's a lot to say, but I just want to comment on this specifically. Wanting money is not sinful. Being in love with money is. The good news? There's an unlimited amount of money in the world thanks to fiat currency. Resources, cash...that all has their limits, but money doesn't technically exist. What these faggots don't understand is that someone having more money than you doesn't mean you automatically have less money or can get less money. So what they do is try to get laws passed that steal money from people who earned it, because THEY are the greedy ones. THEY are the ones committing the sin. THEY are the ones obsessed with money.

Also, Bob doesn't need to worry about sinning with ambition because it's demonstrably proven he has none. Ambitious people aren't losers who only get money from Patreon who live in their mom's basement.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby is so humorous that I'm surprised he is not swimming in pussy juice.

A news blurb about a serious national crisis, and the only thing Bob can think of adding is "Member this comic book movie guys?!" Remember, this guy is a "Thinker" and his thoughts on politics should be listened too.

"Nunjas":

Bob, people like you are exactly why the Star Trek franchise is in the shit position it's in right now.

"We should have a Star Wars and MCU crossover!" Bob, it is also people like you that are why the Star Wars franchise is in the shit position it's in right now. Only a retard consoomer like yourself would think such a thing is a brilliant idea instead of the kind of dumb shit that not even teenage Fanfiction authors would try to go for.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There's a lot to say, but I just want to comment on this specifically. Wanting money is not sinful. Being in love with money is. The good news? There's an unlimited amount of money in the world thanks to fiat currency. Resources, cash...that all has their limits, but money doesn't technically exist. What these faggots don't understand is that someone having more money than you doesn't mean you automatically have less money or can get less money. So what they do is try to get laws passed that steal money from people who earned it, because THEY are the greedy ones. THEY are the ones committing the sin. THEY are the ones obsessed with money.

Also, Bob doesn't need to worry about sinning with ambition because it's demonstrably proven he has none. Ambitious people aren't losers who only get money from Patreon who live in their mom's basement.

I dunno, I think Bob's plenty ambitious. I think he's just really bad at it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I wonder if Bob would actually suck tranny dick to prove how progressive he is.

No, Bob is too heterosexual for that. On the other hand, I'm certain that he would have sex with a post-op tranny. Remember, he sucks up to troons obsessively, troons claim that their fake vaginas are just like the real thing and "even gynecologists can't tell!", anyone who would dare to say differently can be dismissed as a transphobic obsolete mayonnaise ghoul MAGA Nazi subhuman chud (not a person), and he literally thinks that humans are on the verge of rewriting the rules of physics so surely creating a realistic vagina is a solved problem by now.

The only interesting question is, "If Bob lost his virginity with a tranny's fake vagina, would he regret it afterwards?" On one hand, Bob is a raging cumbrain, so he's surely seen vast amounts of porn. On the other hand, he's so self-delusory and is such a Believer that he admitted in Brick By Brick that he forced himself to like the awful 90s Super Mario movie because it had to be good. I think in the end it will come down to his undiagnosed raging autism. Autists, like CWC, are prone to face blindness. Is there a version of face blindness, but for vaginas, and if so, does Bob have it?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Confession: I laughed at the joke about Robert’s niece, even though it was below the belt. Too bad neither her moron father not her retarded uncle can be bothered to keep her personal, private information off the public internet.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby discusses avarice, and the concept of sin in general:
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Brick By Brick ranks very low among Bobby's sin if you ask me. And of course Scottmotors is our much-missed friend.

The only thing fabricated here is Moviebob's status as a Thinker™.

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Biden makes History, the Right Side of History.
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Moviebob and Fuckwit in Chief Biden are George Wallace.

Moviebob and Fuckwit in Chief Biden are Bull Connor.

Moviebob and Fuckwit in Chief Biden are Jefferson Davis.

Those refuse to comply with FiC Biden, Moviebob, and other extreme Leftists are the side of MLK and Abraham Lincoln. (I'm keeping mum on John Lewis; despite being a partisan adversary, Lewis was an ally of MLK.)

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Reasons like this are why I refer to the ACLU as the "Anti-Constitutional Litigation Unit".

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Biden's border issue:
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You can count the number of times FiC Biden and Vice Prostitute Kamala have vistied the U.S.-Mexico border on one hand. Literally.

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There was a slap fight between Fauci and Rand Paul. Bobby thinks right-wing doctors should be rid of their licenses.
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Well GreekySocialist is going below the belt. Although Bobby is always a good target, I believe there is such things as bad tactics.

Agreed. I'll happily defecate on Moviebob (and, on rare occasions, his brother), but I won't touch anyone in Bob's family who doesn't have a Twitter account.

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Bobby the Believer keeps his faith on Fauci, who has just been found to sponsor an experiment that troons out monkeys. I'm not fucking kidding.
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I'll take "Nazibob Statements" for $100, Alex.

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Moviebob: "A lot of things are funny when I do them."

Reality: "You've rarely been intentionally funny, Bob... provided you've ever been intentionally funny at all."

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Well, of course, Moviebob is no idealist. Idealists actually want things that benefit others in addition to themselves.

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No one trusts journos any more -- except True Believers.
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Thus speaks Moviebob, a 40-something-year-old humanoid with a 5-year-old's temperament.

Some dumb spic who just happened to be installed as a Supreme Court Judge made shit up about Omicron.
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There is no mention of "man-boosting supplements" in the two videos in that thread.

Speaking about somebody being something-ty years old and 5 years old at the same time, see my previous reaction: "Thus speaks Moviebob, a 40-something-year-old humanoid with a 5-year-old's temperament."

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Meanwhile the Dems must get rid of the bad apples who prevent them from achieving total domination:
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"The filibuster is bad when Republicans and non-compliant Democrats do it!" Believe me when I say this: If there's no filibuster should the Republicans regain control of the Senate, Democrat toadies like Moviebob and these personalities listed here will beg and plead for reinstating the filibuster!

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I love how Moviebob talks about "people with weak minds buying into cults" without realizing that he actually is a weak-minded cult member.

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This makes me wonder if these officers were caught unmasked when they found Snorlax.

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Bobby is so humorous that I'm surprised he is not swimming in pussy juice.

The only time Moviebob swims in pussy juice is whenever he's drenched in his own perspiration.

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Bobby has started confabulating like a real troon:
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The worst/highest the Associated Press' investment could ever place on a "Top Ten Stupidest Online News Outlet Decisions" is 6th. After all, The Escapist, ScrewAttack, IGN, Destructoid, and Geek.com had Moviebob as a featured contributor at some point in time; those sites' deicisions all permanently perched in positions 1-5 on said list.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

"I'm good at that part of my job"

Now that IS funny!

"Nunjas":

Why do I think this isn't the first time he's mentioned ninja nuns? (Written out because fuuuuuuuck that portmanteau.) As soon as I read that it felt oddly familiar in a slimy way. (Edit: On second thought, it is a rather old feeling; it could be more general Escapist grease rather than specifically Bob. Not like they didn't have enough weirdos on staff.)

 

[make_it_so]

Confession: I laughed at the joke about Robert’s niece, even though it was below the belt. Too bad neither her moron father not her retarded uncle can be bothered to keep her personal, private information off the public internet.

It really is below the belt - it's not that poor kid's fault that her Dad is a manchild and that her uncle is a piece of shit.

But that's the thing about MovieBob - he's one of those cows that's so infuriatingly vile and posts such simultaneously outrageous and dumb shit that you're really tempted to enter a "no bad tactics" mindset in order to hit back and really hurt the fucker.

Why do I think this isn't the first time he's mentioned ninja nuns? (Written out because fuuuuuuuck that portmanteau.) As soon as I read that it felt oddly familiar in a slimy way. (Edit: On second thought, it is a rather old feeling; it could be more general Escapist grease than specifically Bob. Not like they didn't have enough weirdos on staff.)

Well, Bob did thirstpost/promote that Paul Verhoeven lesbian nun film, so that's probably what you're thinking about.

 

[King Dead]

There was a slap fight between Fauci and Rand Paul. Bobby thinks right-wing doctors should be rid of their licenses.
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Well GreekySocialist is going below the belt. Although Bobby is always a good target, I believe there is such things as bad tactics.

Bobby the Believer keeps his faith on Fauci, who has just been found to sponsor an experiment that troons out monkeys. I'm not fucking kidding.
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No one trusts journos any more -- except True Believers.
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Some dumb spic who just happened to be installed as a Supreme Court Judge made shit up about Omicron.
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There is no mention of "man-boosting supplements" in the two videos in that thread.

I'm grouping all of these together in my reply even though I'm only going to focus on the last one. My general response to the others is that Bob continues to be absolutely retarded when it comes to even the most basic aspects of science, and I'll leave it at that.

With regards to the last screencap, I'm not even going to focus on Bobby's usual insults hurled at the dreaded Mayo Ghouls because there's not much to say there. Instead, let's talk about the tweets he's replying to.

This dumbfuck falls into the same trap that a lot of people do: if you're not directly paying for something, then it has to be free! Sorry, bitch, but TANSTAAFL. The coof jabs were in fact the most expensive way to handle the pandemic, especially when you factor in everything else that many nations did that was boneheaded and ineffective (masking, lockdowns, dictating what businesses could operate, etc.). These things weren't just created out of thin air and given away for free. There were billions of dollars involved in development, manufacture, and deployment, and those costs continue as they gear up for another wave of boosters and jabbing younger and younger kids. That money had to come from somewhere, and it came from the feds, which means it came from your tax dollars. (I know that you could make the argument that they just printed a bunch of money and gave it away, but that's just as bad, if not worse, and still not "free.")

Meanwhile, those DARPA docs that Project Veritas dropped today show that various drugs that have been maligned as medical quackery like Ivermectin and HCQ were known to be effective against the coof as early as April and May 2020. These are generic drugs, meaning their original patents have expired and any company can manufacture them, though there's usually some paperwork involved. They're pretty cheap, have their risks already well known, and could have been used as both prophylactic and as treatment. We could have ramped up production of these drugs, shipped bottles to every household in the country along with some good ol' vitamin supplements, and managed to get over this with a much smaller cost, both time and money.

But we didn't do that, because Big Pharma wouldn't have gotten nearly as much money that way. Instead, the feds pushed for these "vaccines" that don't stop transmission, give very little if any positive immune benefit, and have no data on long-term side effects (and plenty of bad short-term ones in the meantime). Then they go and mandate that everyone has to go out and get jabbed if they want to keep working once it's clear not enough are going along with it to keep the profit margins up, and mandate boosters of the same ineffective jabs after the initial ones wear off. All the while, Big Pharma is laughing their way to the bank.

So yeah, totally "free" vaccines. Absolute fucking moron.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob having a regular one. His regulars are concerned.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1481030424767905794

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I have no idea what exactly this is all about and I don't know if I care. Bob being apoplectic about capeshit that he claims to not care about is all I need.

I know Bob's hated on Batman since Batman Begins, but this rant makes me think he really does like Batman. He can't bring himself to admit it since he views Batman as being "tainted" by the dudebros, so this rant is him trying to reconcile these feelings.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Bob having a regular one. His regulars are concerned.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1481030424767905794

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I have no idea what exactly this is all about and I don't know if I care. Bob being apoplectic about capeshit that he claims to not care about is all I need.

It just shows you how bad a movie pundit Blob actually is. Ben Affleck was for the most part a good Batman it was just the scripts he was given to act with where a bit sub par. But to be honest I would rather watch a modern sub par Batman movie than any absolute trash Marvel churns out these days. I mean who in the actual fuck are The Eternals?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I know Robert refuses to ever read anything and I gave him a pass on this the first time he said it but this is now the second time. The CDC Director, you may be shocked to find out, did not say anything about "acceptable losses", did not promote eugenics (unlike somebody else I know), did not paint it as "GOOD NEWS being obscured" and never at all said anything remotely within the context of it ever being good that some people are dying (again, unlike somebody else I know) or anything even close to this. She was instead describing (in response to a question) how the vaccines have all but eliminated the threat from COVID unless you have comorbidities. She was making the very point that Robert and all these fucking unhinged paranoid otherwise bootlickers are attacking her for. That vulnerable people with actual legitimate problems are now the focus not the totally healthy morons who talk about their disabilities on Twitter all day, put four masks on their kids and hyperventilate if someone walks within 20 feet of them outside.

And you know what, I will go where the CDC Director did not and say it is totally GOOD NEWS. An endemic virus that is only threatening to the already sick is a good fucking thing in relation to a GLOBAL PANDEMIC that once didn't have quality treatment let alone a vaccine that everyone was warning us would take three or more years. Nobody, especially not a public health official, would ever call that an "acceptable win-state" (and again, she didn't, those are words she never said that Robert is choosing to deliberately ascribe to her just so he can attack her for it and preen) or say that it's good enough. But considering where we were and where people were afraid we would go, it's pretty great, ya dumb fucking Mayoghoul.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert Chipman is so sedentary that the only exercise he gets is moving proverbial goalposts.

 

[Positron]

"No particular reason":

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"No particular reason":
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Bob can compare your child and loved ones to the monster from Basket Case, but God forbid you say anything about his family.

You dish it out all the time, Bob. Learn to take it like a man.

 

[JayHarrison]

This is your Hitlerbob post of the day:

Sigma's statment is in reaction to this tweet from Intercept contributor Naomi Kelin:

The world isn’t on fire because you used a plastic straw. It's because even in deep blue NY, politicians refuse to stand up to the fossil fuel lobby and pass no-brainer bills like Build Public Renewables.

On 1/13, tell [New York Governor] Kathy Hochul: it's #BuildOrBurn.

Yes, because renewables are the way of the future. Just look at California and its renewables' perpetual inability to generate adequate energy supplies during the summer heat.

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Moviebob should know about "seldom NOT [...] trying to wipe one another out"; he seldom does NOT want to wipe non-Democrats (especially Trump voters in 2016 and/or 2020) off the face of the Earth:

Link 1: Brandon's thread, to which Moviebob is quoting.

Link 2: Popular Science contributor Rachel Feltman's thread, to which Brandon is quoting.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Link 2: Popular Science contributor Rachel Feltman's thread, to which Brandon is quoting.

Also:

This one is just funny:

While I was going to do this as just a joke with a handful of examples I noticed a weird quirk of Bob's that actually goes back years, he capitalizes "Natural Selection":

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[Red Hood]

Bob's the kind of guy that makes you want to vote for whatever he doesn't want, purely out of spite.

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While I was going to do this as just a joke with a handful of examples I noticed a weird quirk of Bob's that actually goes back years, he capitalizes "Natural Selection":

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Who needs Eugenics anymore? Turn everyone into gays, or get teenagers to chop and swap their reproductive parts, and keep the remaining fecund people sated with porn, or entertainment, or worrying about being able to afford raising a kid. The people having tons of kids are not the STEM types, lawmakers, or even academics, they're Billy Bob and Rosarita working down at the Dairy Queen.

Bob is the most anti-intellectual motherfucker known to man- a man who play acts at being a "smart guy" when the last smart move he made was saying "Me too" and jumping on the angry reviewer bandwagon 15 years ago. His deepest thought wouldn't touch bottom in the kiddie pool. He's a drain on the city of Lynn, on his family and a burden on the United States of America. He looks like he smells like cheeze whiz and cheap beer. MovieBob has never contributed a thing of honest worth in his life. His only value is to be enjoyed ironically by autists like us.

He's fat, he's old, and every day he's getting fatter and older. As a Christian I believe it's possible to repent and reform and redeem yourself, but with Bob's comorbidities the time for that is likely drawing short.

I hope you read this, Bob. Because I want you to know what a fucking obsolete loser you are. And also you're a kissless virgin crypto-nazi that needs to hit the treadmill, if it doesn't collapse under you.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Bob's the kind of guy that makes you want to vote for whatever he doesn't want, purely out of spite.

Who needs Eugenics anymore? Turn everyone into gays, or get teenagers to chop and swap their reproductive parts, and keep the remaining fecund people sated with porn, or entertainment, or worrying about being able to afford raising a kid. The people having tons of kids are not the STEM types, lawmakers, or even academics, they're Billy Bob and Rosarita working down at the Dairy Queen.

Bob is the most anti-intellectual motherfucker known to man- a man who play acts at being a "smart guy" when the last smart move he made was saying "Me too" and jumping on the angry reviewer bandwagon 15 years ago. His deepest thought wouldn't touch bottom in the kiddie pool. He's a drain on the city of Lynn, on his family and a burden on the United States of America. He looks like he smells like cheeze whiz and cheap beer. MovieBob has never contributed a thing of honest worth in his life. His only value is to be enjoyed ironically by autists like us.

He's fat, he's old, and every day he's getting fatter and older. As a Christian I believe it's possible to repent and reform and redeem yourself, but with Bob's comorbidities the time for that is likely drawing short.

I hope you read this, Bob. Because I want you to know what a fucking obsolete loser you are. And also you're a kissless virgin crypto-nazi.

As of this writing, this was 16+hours ago posted by drinker at 450k+ views. What are Bob's numbers?

 

[Red Hood]

As of this writing, this was 16+hours ago posted by drinker at 450k+ views. What are Bob's numbers?

Has Bob even produced anything of note since his Pixels review? How can I be so MATI at someone so meaningless?