DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[actually]

lol. So you are literally expecting no one then.

He's expecting Slayer. I'll go ahead and predict a $100+ tip from Hafiz.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's expecting Slayer. I'll go ahead and predict a $100+ tip from Hafiz.

You're pissing on my joke.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Kevin turns Phil's stream into a church service even though Phil repeatedly tells the chat that he doesn't allow religious or political topics

Since they're so fond of biblical themes, someone should remind Kevin/you-know-who about Matthew 7:6:

"Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces."

Really, the jokes/truth write themselves.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil was stuck on a mission in Lost Judgement, #whatdoido & staring at chat

few minutes of staring into chat and he says " ahhhh, slayer says "what about disguising yourself", as if slayer made a suggestion for a possible solution to Phil's situation

reality:

Spoiler

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So let me get this straight... Not only does she not watch you playing because "trolls" even though you're both playing the same game, but you guys don't even play video games together? The only thing he's interested in is video games.

She's sounding like a roommate more and more everyday.

For fucking real. Earlier he mentioned Kat not being interested in It Takes Two.

Powerleveling for a moment, It Takes Two is an absolutely incredible and wholesome co-op game that is tailor made for couples to play together and bond.

Back to Kat not being interested in playing it, the most loveless marriage. She doesn’t even want to play a fucking game with him and that’s ALL BOTH OF THEM DO.

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil said he was on salary while working at Helicopter Support Inc.? I don't think I've ever heard that one. The guy was a salary salve worked a ton more just to be a kiss ass.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Back to Kat not being interested in playing it, the most loveless marriage. She doesn’t even want to play a fucking game with him and that’s ALL BOTH OF THEM DO.

Much like grocery shopping, playing co-op games with Kat was something Phil repeatedly said he was looking forward to.

That said, I strongly suspect that Kat figured out what Rambo and Howard realized - if she plays that game with Phil, he expects it to be played on stream. She probably said she won't play it because she knows that he would never just want to play it with her and have a nice time. Phil likely won't play anything but mobile games when he isn't streaming.

That is the best case scenario though. More likely, she won't play it with him because she's just there so she doesn't have to pay rent.

EDIT:
HISTORICAL RETCON ALERT
Phil just said that he 'knocked out' the person that fired him from the helicopter job.
This, to my knowledge, has never been mentioned before. So get ready, because he has cooked up some fresh history.

 

[capefear56]

I imagine Phil's coworkers' reactions to him being escorted out of the workplace he was fired from went something like Nazi commander Walter Model's dismissal from Northeastern Front:

"When he departed Army Group North in March 1944 after being sent to Ukraine, the army group's chief of staff remarked, "the Swine is gone!" It was a reference to Model's nickname among his staffers, that he had earned during his time at XLI Panzer Corps, namely 'Frontline Pig' (Frontschwein)."

 

[Surly Muppet]

The story:
Phil was out at Vinnie's Pizza with his parents for dinner. His favorite AUTHENTIC ITALIAN EATERY, don't you know.
The guy who was his former boss was sitting at another table.
The guy was avoiding eye contact because he 'did something wrong'.
Phil's dad asked him if he was going to say something. His dad knows Phil, he calls things out, and that he had been 'done dirty' by the company. Phil glosses over that Dave was aware of who this guy was/what happened because he worked at the same company and got Phil the job.

Phil tells 'the truth of the matter'.
The executive vice president (implication that it was this guy, I guess?), made big promises to Phil. This guy then transferred out of that division of the company to go somewhere else. This meant that he promised Phil the world, and then couldn't reward him for his hard work.
So then Phil got transferred out of customer service to 'the materials division'. He knew nothing about this job.
So Phil knew nothing and was upset - he tried for 4-5 months to do this job before getting laid off. But the person who laid him off was different from the Person Who Promised Me the World. It is unclear if the person at the restaurant was this guy, or the new guy that laid Phil off.

Back to the story, Dave told Phil that he had 'a right' to confront the guy who 'screwed him over'.
Phil calmly explained to Dave that he was now making a fortune on YT, so 'dad, just think about it. Why would I tell this guy off? Look how good my life is!'
As opposed to being 'mistreated', like he was at the company. But Phil is better than that, he is so past that, his life is good now! He repeats how good his life is several times, even in this story. So he isn't going to focus on the past! Which is interesting, because Phil has recently said this part of his life was terrible and his life is now better than this period in his life... and he's still ranting about the mistreatment now.

So he lied, he never confronted this guy. Instead he tells this story about how he took this moral high ground while having introduced it as though he was some tough guy who laid out the dude that laid him off.
This story also heavily implies that Phil was laid off because he was incompetent in this new position, and he was likely moved there because he was not competent in the previous one either.

EDIT:
'I never said I knocked out my boss. What the fuck are you talking about? You're a liar.'
Previously, someone said he should have knocked out the boss, and Phil said 'I did'.
So Phil is the liar. Just to be clear.

EDIT 2:
Several people called him out for indeed saying he knocked out his boss. Phil said he doesn't 'remember saying that'. No admission that maybe he misspoke or anything.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of ice cold chill night stream:

Total tip: $25

Top tip: Slayer0804 ($10)

Lost 2 more subs, now at 324

Phil rewrote history and said he was fired by the helicopter company while "did nothing wrong", so he melee his manager on his way out

Kevin looks like more and more of a disguised troll, refused to tip while mentioning he wants to invest, chat asked him to invest in Phil, he then gave $5 sneak-diss troll superchat

"Anybody saw Slayer?"

 

[YokuNama]

The story:
Phil was out at Vinnie's Pizza with his parents for dinner. His favorite AUTHENTIC ITALIAN EATERY, don't you know.
The guy who was his former boss was sitting at another table.
He was avoiding eye contact because he 'did something wrong'.
Phil's dad asked him if he was going to say something. His dad knows Phil he calls things out, and that he had been 'done dirty' by the company. Phil glosses over that Dave was aware of who this guy was/what happened because he worked at the same company and got Phil the job.

Phil tells 'the truth of the matter'.
The executive vice president (implication that it was this guy), made big promises to Phil. He then transferred out of that division of the company to go somewhere else. This meant that he promised Phil the world, and then couldn't reward him for his hard work.
So then Phil got trasnferred out of customer service to 'the materials division'. He knew nothing about this job.
So Phil knew nothing and was upset - he tried for 4-5 months to do this job before laying him off. But the person who laid him off was different from the Person Who Promised Me the World. It is unclear if the person at the restaurant was this guy, or the new guy that laid Phil off.

Back to the story, Dave told Phil that he had 'a right' to confront the guy who 'screwed him over'.
Phil calmly explained to Dave that he was now making a fortune on YT, so 'dad, just think about it. Why would I tell this guy off? Look how good my life is!'
As opposed to being mistreated. But Phil is better than that, he is so past that, his life is good now! So he isn't going to focus on the past! Which is interesting, because Phil has recently said this part of his life was terrible and his life is now better than this period in his life... and he's still ranting about the mistreatment now.

So he lied, he never confronted this guy. Instead he tells this story about how he took this moral high ground.

TL;DR:

"I was scared and there was no block button, keyboard, or monitor to hide behind! Also I might of made all of this up just to say how I never dwell on the past transgressions of others against me... Even though I talk about how Twitch fucked me every other day!"

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil said he was on salary while working at Helicopter Support Inc.? I don't think I've ever heard that one. The guy was a salary salve worked a ton more just to be a kiss ass.

If he was salary, he'd be in a managerial/directors position, not taking calls for helicopter replacement parts in a call center. Again, more bullshit from the roach. Remember, this is the SAME guy that spin tales of yonder about how he saved the company millions of dollars by upgrading the company network, met the CEO of the company and the CEO "thanking him for a job well done.", and other tales of grandeur. He was a customer support rep that took orders over the phone! He clocked in, took orders, had lunch, his two 15 minute breaks and went home. Just like any other hourly employee. He was just another working jackass like all of us that point and laugh at the idiot.

I wish I could understand why it's hard for Phil to accept that he was just a normal guy. You know, the normal dude: get's up in the morning, showers, shave, puts on his clothes, goes to work, comes home, and focuses on his passions in his own time.

Again, maybe it's the mental illness kicking in or being "jealous" of how the lazy fuck makes gobs amount of money with zero to no effort, I'll never know.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Slayer tipped to say that Singapore is supporting workers through COVID.
Phil mocks the stimulus checks from the US government, saying that people can't recover from COVID.

Remember, Phil recently called someone stupid for implying that anyone was suffering financially from COVID right now, and that it should not affect anyone's ability to financially support him.

I guess if they paid as much money as Slayer and were safely in another country, Phil might have avoided openly insulting them.

EDIT: Phil is now at $50. I have double checked, but I think at least $48 of that is Slayer.
This stream is entirely for him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Kevin is a special one. Apparently, he missed Phil's rant about not having time for friends. Phil, of course, completely disregarded what Kevin said, except for the perfunctory thanks for the tip.

Slayer tipped to say that Singapore is supporting workers through COVID.
Phil mocks the stimulus checks from the US government, saying that people can't recover from COVID.

Remember, Phil recently called someone stupid for implying that anyone was suffering financially from COVID right now, and that it should not affect anyone's ability to financially support him.

I guess if they paid as much money as Slayer and were safely in another country, Phil might have avoided openly insulting them.

Not to mention that Phil took the stimulus check when he wasn't eligible for one, but hey, he's an honest guy.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Kevin is a special one. Apparently, he missed Phil's rant about not having time for friends. Phil, of course, completely disregarded what Kevin said, except for the perfunctory thanks for the tip.

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Not to mention that Phil took the stimulus check when he wasn't eligible for one, but hey, he's an honest guy.

How was he not eligible for one? Once he filed jointly with Kat, that put him in the right tax bracket for the stimmy.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

The story:
Phil was out at Vinnie's Pizza with his parents for dinner. His favorite AUTHENTIC ITALIAN EATERY, don't you know.
The guy who was his former boss was sitting at another table.
He was avoiding eye contact because he 'did something wrong'.
Phil's dad asked him if he was going to say something. His dad knows Phil he calls things out, and that he had been 'done dirty' by the company. Phil glosses over that Dave was aware of who this guy was/what happened because he worked at the same company and got Phil the job.

Phil tells 'the truth of the matter'.
The executive vice president (implication that it was this guy), made big promises to Phil. He then transferred out of that division of the company to go somewhere else. This meant that he promised Phil the world, and then couldn't reward him for his hard work.
So then Phil got trasnferred out of customer service to 'the materials division'. He knew nothing about this job.
So Phil knew nothing and was upset - he tried for 4-5 months to do this job before laying him off. But the person who laid him off was different from the Person Who Promised Me the World. It is unclear if the person at the restaurant was this guy, or the new guy that laid Phil off.

Back to the story, Dave told Phil that he had 'a right' to confront the guy who 'screwed him over'.
Phil calmly explained to Dave that he was now making a fortune on YT, so 'dad, just think about it. Why would I tell this guy off? Look how good my life is!'
As opposed to being mistreated. But Phil is better than that, he is so past that, his life is good now! So he isn't going to focus on the past! Which is interesting, because Phil has recently said this part of his life was terrible and his life is now better than this period in his life... and he's still ranting about the mistreatment now.

So he lied, he never confronted this guy. Instead he tells this story about how he took this moral high ground while having introduced it as though he was some tough guy who laid out the dude that laid him off.
This story also heavily implies that Phil was laid off because he was incompetent in this new position, and he was likely moved there because he was not competent in the previous one either.

EDIT:
'I never said I knocked out my boss. What the fuck are you talking about? You're a liar.'
Previously, someone said he should have knocked out the boss, and Phil said 'I did'.
So Phil is the liar. Just to be clear.

EDIT 2:
Several people called him out for indeed saying he knocked out his boss. Phil said he doesn't 'remember saying that'. No admission that maybe he misspoke or anything.

How lucky that they both eat at the same rundown pizza joint. I bet the exec wasn't there with his parents tho.
Were you a good boy Phil and ate your meal so you could get the dessert? Did your mommy stuff napkins down your shirt as a bib?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How was he not eligible for one? Once he filed jointly with Kat, that put him in the right tax bracket for the stimmy.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but with his bankruptcy filings, his listed income puts him out of reach for the stimulus, even with Kat's income.

 

[actually]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but with his bankruptcy filings, his listed income puts him out of reach for the stimulus, even with Kat's income.

Limit was $150k of adjusted gross income if filing jointly, so he made that easily.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

The story:
Phil was out at Vinnie's Pizza with his parents for dinner. His favorite AUTHENTIC ITALIAN EATERY, don't you know.
The guy who was his former boss was sitting at another table.
The guy was avoiding eye contact because he 'did something wrong'.
Phil's dad asked him if he was going to say something. His dad knows Phil, he calls things out, and that he had been 'done dirty' by the company. Phil glosses over that Dave was aware of who this guy was/what happened because he worked at the same company and got Phil the job.

Phil tells 'the truth of the matter'.
The executive vice president (implication that it was this guy, I guess?), made big promises to Phil. He then transferred out of that division of the company to go somewhere else. This meant that he promised Phil the world, and then couldn't reward him for his hard work.
So then Phil got transferred out of customer service to 'the materials division'. He knew nothing about this job.
So Phil knew nothing and was upset - he tried for 4-5 months to do this job before getting laid off. But the person who laid him off was different from the Person Who Promised Me the World. It is unclear if the person at the restaurant was this guy, or the new guy that laid Phil off.

Back to the story, Dave told Phil that he had 'a right' to confront the guy who 'screwed him over'.
Phil calmly explained to Dave that he was now making a fortune on YT, so 'dad, just think about it. Why would I tell this guy off? Look how good my life is!'
As opposed to being 'mistreated', like he was at the company. But Phil is better than that, he is so past that, his life is good now! He repeats how good his life is several times, even in this story. So he isn't going to focus on the past! Which is interesting, because Phil has recently said this part of his life was terrible and his life is now better than this period in his life... and he's still ranting about the mistreatment now.

So he lied, he never confronted this guy. Instead he tells this story about how he took this moral high ground while having introduced it as though he was some tough guy who laid out the dude that laid him off.
This story also heavily implies that Phil was laid off because he was incompetent in this new position, and he was likely moved there because he was not competent in the previous one either.

EDIT:
'I never said I knocked out my boss. What the fuck are you talking about? You're a liar.'
Previously, someone said he should have knocked out the boss, and Phil said 'I did'.
So Phil is the liar. Just to be clear.

EDIT 2:
Several people called him out for indeed saying he knocked out his boss. Phil said he doesn't 'remember saying that'. No admission that maybe he misspoke or anything.

I summarized DSP's job based off of his explanation of what he did and stripped away the "boiling of the water" and "washing of the dishes" statements and the job that he was Promised The World for was the most entry level of entry level jobs. It's a job they probably would have filled with a high school grad instead of a Mature Adult Business Major if that business major wasn't the incompetent son of an executive.

To reiterate the summary:

He describes his job as: "the guy who would take your call, listen to your problem, talk to my guys by text, figure out what's going on with your helicoptor, place an order for a part for you, or I would get your part in that's broken and get it repaired for a reasonable price and get it back to you as soon as I could". He says he did this for two and a half years. Then "the job told him" they wanted him to expand and do more so while they "paid him to do the job of a customer service rep" they trained him in Achieving Competitive Excellence.

He literally describes the most basic customer service job imaginable, but throws in some dumb ass phrasing to make him sound like a big shot, including listing parts of the process that happen without any of his involvement thereby implying he's responsible for them.

His real job? DSP answers the phone. DSP types up a problem into a fillable form that immediately gets sent to mechanics. [Non-DSP techs asses the problem.] [Non-DSP techs fix problem.] [Non-DSP purchasing rep places order for part based on form received from non-DSP tech] OR [Non-DSP logistic/operations rep arranges for pick up of part] [Non-DSP tech repairs part [Possible price negotiations by a non-DSP sales rep]] [Non-DSP operations rep ships it back out]. The only parts of the process DSP described that he would actually be involved in was answering the phones and typing up the problem, meaning his job was essentially a call center job that he probably had two weeks of helicoptor lingo "training" on after his hiring.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

The "knockout" story in video form (I included a bit of the background info he gave about him being escorted out of the building)

😠👊🏻🎩 King of Hate claims to have knocked out his boss, then forgets his lie (01-11-2022)

This is a classic case of DSP wanting to be the center of attention, tell an amazing story, so he makes up something that is believable, that makes him sound...

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