DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jasper2K]

I guess he's writing the script for a emergency, begathon or pity stream. Surprise us Phil!

 

[BlackDragoons]

While the stroke double entendre meme is funny, it's Bells Palsy.

Theres something extremely off with his mouth, i don't know if its because of the stroke plus age or something else.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Comedy Options:
Kat needs an adult to help her rent the next disc of Game of Thrones from the Renton Library
Jenna arrived on a Greyhound this morning at 6AM and started a fire smoking meth outside the condo gates
Phil died last night and Kat is trying to figure out how to keep collecting tips from his fans without work

Maybe she mistook DSP's pile of coke on the floor for a salt-lick and OD'd.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Theres something extremely off with his mouth, i don't know if its because of the stroke plus age or something else.

yeah that's an easy one it's called flab, just like the rest of Piggy both stature wise and his so called internet career it's formless mushy flab that can't be build up or torn down.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I guess he's writing the script for a emergency, begathon or pity stream. Surprise us Phil!

I want a good old fashioned black t-shirt REEmergency.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Maybe she mistook DSP's pile of coke on the floor for a salt-lick and OD'd.

Phil is way to fucking pussy and boring to do coke.

But this made me laugh, so big ups.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

So we got a bingo card going?
"I was doing so great and suddenly"
"I just want to sit here and have fun"
"If I can only get over this hurdle"
"Muh family"

 

[BlackDragoons]

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Tip goal is going to be set at 300.

 

[Chandler Bing]

His $60 doordash breakfast was late is my guess

Please tip...

Breakfast and pasta are some of the cheapest things to make at home and most upcharged if you eat out.

Phil wastes so much money it baffles me.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Breakfast and pasta are some of the cheapest things to make at home and most upcharged if you eat out.

Phil wastes so much money it baffles me.

He is lazy and stupid.

He'd rather pay to wait for 30 + minutes than stand up and make his own breakfast in half the time

I liked it when he went through that phase of saying Khet made him a meal that was exactly like the I-hop menu

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Maybe she mistook DSP's pile of coke on the floor for a salt-lick and OD'd.

That's not coke, that's dandruff.

 

[Chandler Bing]

He is lazy and stupid.

He'd rather pay to wait for 30 + minutes than stand up and make his own breakfast in half the time

I liked it when he went through that phase of saying Khet made him a meal that was exactly like the I-hop menu

Wouldn't surprise me if Phil is the type to sit in a drive thru for 20 minutes just to get his 2 McGriddles and Khets breakfast combo from macdoonals

 

[Somecatchyname]

I think it's a mistake to assume he actually read all that.

Also ... game guides? What kind of a fucking moron needs a game guide for modern games? This is not the 1980s ...

I am one of those people who don't necessarily use guides but I like collecting them. Phil I think actually needs them because he literally can't remember things like basic controls. Sadly, for him many games do not get printed guides.

 

[actually]

Breakfast and pasta are some of the cheapest things to make at home and most upcharged if you eat out.

Phil wastes so much money it baffles me.

They fucked up air fryer chicken wings. The "recipe" for those, at their most basic, is "Put in air fryer. 400 F for 10 minutes. Flip them over. 400 F for 10 minutes. Done."

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Anyone think this has anything to do with the gay-ops about people making derich accounts so they can raid DSPs chat today for Derich birthday bash surprise?

Sort of a "take that dirty trolls now you can't raid me ACKACKACK" Although the only thing that makes me question that is Phil's indelible need for money far outweighs any concern for trolling.

Edit: I should also clarify this is an actual question I'm wondering myself, not so much a statement.

 

[Chandler Bing]

They fucked up air fryer chicken wings. The "recipe" for those, at their most basic, is "Put in air fryer. 400 F for 10 minutes. Flip them over. 400 F for 10 minutes. Done."

I also read at some point the family horse threw like $30 worth of food down the garbage disposal before Phil even had time to react.

 

[actually]

Anyone think this has anything to do with the gay-ops about people making derich accounts so they can raid DSPs chat today for Derich birthday bash surprise?

Nah, he would just have mods on deck banning everyone.

 

[BlackDragoons]

They fucked up air fryer chicken wings. The "recipe" for those, at their most basic, is "Put in air fryer. 400 F for 10 minutes. Flip them over. 400 F for 10 minutes. Done."

Phil literally tapes everything to the wall.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Breakfast and pasta are some of the cheapest things to make at home and most upcharged if you eat out.

Phil wastes so much money it baffles me.

That is one of the fascinating things about him.

There are 11 year old spoiled girls that have better money management skills than him, and yet he somehow stumbles through life and keeps landing on his hoofs.

They fucked up air fryer chicken wings. The "recipe" for those, at their most basic, is "Put in air fryer. 400 F for 10 minutes. Flip them over. 400 F for 10 minutes. Done."

Sounds complicated.

Any chance you can uncomplicate it a bit?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil literally tapes everything to the wall.

He never did hang that coat rack up again, did he?