Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

No one is here hue hue
Jack is ANGRY that they serve beer, he does the flat face about it.

His disdain for the place is plain to see, once again, even before he eats. Fuck you, Jack.

As soon as he saw the placard with the lettuce, he had to order it. Placards are Jack's true god.

A waygu hot dog sounds incredibly stupid and wasteful, so of course he ordered it.

Coin slot eating, even with lettuce as the bun.

He was going to shove the hot dog in his face sideways, then didn't. I wonder what caused that moment of reflection.

Tammy has a brain stall on her review, perhaps she's on her way to stroke #1.

Jack got honked at to get the fuck out of the way, ignores the honker.

 

[rubytintedchix]

So why the fuck did he go to this place anyway if it has beer, and all of the other complaints? Did he get a flyer with a coupon in the mail?

 

[ZipDisk]

It's in the video, he didn't want to wait in line for whataburger.

 

[jitter]

So why the fuck did he go to this place anyway if it has beer, and all of the other complaints? Did he get a flyer with a coupon in the mail?

SEO grab?

I found a 2017 BurgerFi visit. He spent about a minute and a half filming someone's car. That's great content!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJT5hT-PxY

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Bacon on dessert items aren't new. It's a salty-sweet play, like chocolate/yogurt dipped pretzels or pineapple on pizza, but this one is a crazy-indulgent example. I think there are wrong and right ways to do it when something greasy like bacon is involved, though.

When done correctly bacon in sweets can work. The problem was that about... 10 years ago the internet went bacon happy. Suddenly bacon was everywhere, on everything, in everything everybody was doing bacon this, bacon that. And... it got tiresome. Yes bacon hits that trifecta of sweet, salt and fat that we all like. But there's a limit when it comes to indulging.

We're at the tail end of bacon mania but it's still showing up here and there. Thankfully it's less as time goes on.

Mushbrain will never admit to any of this though even though we all know he eats bacon grease with a spoon.

That'd be like asking for the priciest cut of meat in the cow like the tenderloin or ribs, and tarding out that it isn't at chuck prices.

Making a burger out of wagyu is as retarded as making it out of the tenderloin. Short ribs? Yeah that could work. But if you want good ground beef you go for chuck. Maybe add some brisket or sirloin in there but I'd say like 80% chuck is the way to go. And don't even think of using less than 15% fat in that mix.

 

[rubytintedchix]

SEO grab?

I found a 2017 BurgerFi visit. He spent about a minute and a half filming someone's car. That's great content!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJT5hT-PxY

So fatty has been here before and knows they serve alcohol but decides to go again just to bitch about it? Stroke brain strikes again.

 

[Dead Air]

So fatty has been here before and knows they serve alcohol but decides to go again just to bitch about it? Stroke brain strikes again.

I don't get the alcohol thing. Almost every non fast food place Fatty Doo Doo goes to has a bar - especially the strip mall Mexican joints he loves so much. Why is he singling this place out?

 

[Adamska]

I don't get the alcohol thing. Almost every non fast food place Fatty Doo Doo goes to has a bar - especially the strip mall Mexican joints he loves so much. Why is he singling this place out?

Jack wanted to drink and Tammy told him no is my guess, since she is aware he's supposed to teetotal for his fake and gay personality and for the murderchurch.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I don't get the alcohol thing. Almost every non fast food place Fatty Doo Doo goes to has a bar - especially the strip mall Mexican joints he loves so much. Why is he singling this place out?

He got incredibly irate about Cracker Barrel too. My guess its some dumb Christian thing that all chain restaurants are for families and family places don't serve beer I guess. Plus yeah just assuming church people watch his vids which I doubt.

 

[Lenzperkins]

it's nothing but jack LARPing as a good christian family man to please his murder church friends and tammy when in reality he's a scumbag who nearly murdered his own son

Jack is the same guy who loves the Fast and Furious series. Whatever fits his narrative is what matters to him.

 

[AnOminous]

You stupid stupid mantoddler; of COURSE it'd cost that much, even if BurgerFI is lying about it actually being wagyu like I suspect they are. That'd be like asking for the priciest cut of meat in the cow like the tenderloin or ribs, and tarding out that it isn't at chuck prices.

It seems the claim is it's made "with" wagyu and brisket, and I'd bet mostly brisket.

Making a burger out of wagyu is as retarded as making it out of the tenderloin. Short ribs? Yeah that could work. But if you want good ground beef you go for chuck. Maybe add some brisket or sirloin in there but I'd say like 80% chuck is the way to go. And don't even think of using less than 15% fat in that mix.

I'll sometimes go for super lean if I'm going to top it with bacon, cheese, caramelized onions, sauce with mayo in it, and other high fat toppings. A nice mix for fatty content is 80% chuck/20% bacon.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack's upset at Burgerfi for being able to order wine and beer at the counter where you order burgers. Super fundamentals tend to be like that where there HAS to be a bar area for any alcohol, otherwise Lil Jimmy's poor virginal eyes would witness someone drink a 4.2% ABV can of pisswater and lead him to a life of hookers and toilet hooch.

Cracker Barrel's wine and beer offerings are more Jack being mad at change and going with mob mentality. "They did so well WITHOUT beer, why serve it now?" Because anyone with an inkling of restaurant knowledge knows that you can make a wider profit margin if you sell booze. That and liquors for the most part don't spoil or are very slow to spoil, so the only waste you have is coming from a sloppy as fuck bartender.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He got incredibly irate about Cracker Barrel too. My guess its some dumb Christian thing that all chain restaurants are for families and family places don't serve beer I guess. Plus yeah just assuming church people watch his vids which I doubt.

It's a good thing he probably can't travel to Europe then. He'd have another stroke when he finds out they serve beer in McDonald's in a lot of countries there. And it's only a fake Christian thing. I've seen churches that bust out champagne on some feast days, and those churches were on the trad side of the spectrum.

 

[EvilDroid64]

It's on the menu, so he has to buy it. Maybe that's why fatty is upset.

 

[desudesu]

Jack's upset at Burgerfi for being able to order wine and beer at the counter where you order burgers. Super fundamentals tend to be like that where there HAS to be a bar area for any alcohol, otherwise Lil Jimmy's poor virginal eyes would witness someone drink a 4.2% ABV can of pisswater and lead him to a life of hookers and toilet hooch.

Cracker Barrel's wine and beer offerings are more Jack being mad at change and going with mob mentality. "They did so well WITHOUT beer, why serve it now?" Because anyone with an inkling of restaurant knowledge knows that you can make a wider profit margin if you sell booze. That and liquors for the most part don't spoil or are very slow to spoil, so the only waste you have is coming from a sloppy as fuck bartender.

At this rate, he might as well be Muslim. Oh wait, that means not being able to touch his favourite pork nor have C.U. Piggy in his house! But really, no surprise at his reaction to alcohol given that he's a wanky sanctimonious fat bastard.

Ever since he got "reborn" as a """Christian""" thanks to Big T, he has become mighty insufferable. Everyone knows that you drink back in the Cali era and there's proof here that spans several pages, fatty.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a good thing he probably can't travel to Europe then. He'd have another stroke when he finds out they serve beer in McDonald's in a lot of countries there. And it's only a fake Christian thing. I've seen churches that bust out champagne on some feast days, and those churches were on the trad side of the spectrum.

Roman Catholics generally use actual Communion wine. There's nothing Christian about not drinking, although chronic drunkenness is considered a sin. You know what else is? Gluttony. That's even one of the Seven Deadlies.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Jack wants the "why-goo" beef.

Wagyu got real popular for awhile because it's a unique breed of bovine with a different meat quality. It cost more, too, so in the eyes of the easily impressed More$$$=More Better. Wagyu is a steak meat, not a burger meat; this reminds me when Arby's did a venison sandwich(Which sucked; like eating shoe leather) to try and spice shit up...some foods just aren't meant for the fast food angle.

Do Americans really? I bet Jack ordered 3.

I'm American and I love bacon but yeah, just like the others said...this was a fad that wore itself out a decade ago. There's was bacon everything; soda, candy, lube(A joke product until the website selling it sold out in record time) and nowadays over baconing shit is only adored by greasy, fatass white trash. Thankfully pumpkin spice is only during the fall.

 

[ZipDisk]

a fucking waygu hipster shack bought the lease out at my favorite burrito place. All that's left is the shitty burrito place kept afloat by the adjoining bar.
$18 for 2 4 ounce waygu sliders, with a $10 side of nitrogen potatoes.

My favorite burrito place was still charging $7.50 for a California, when all the hipster shitholes are saying $15 California burritos are "equitable".

Sorry for sperging. I'm just JackMad.

 

[Super Hans]

It's a good thing he probably can't travel to Europe then. He'd have another stroke when he finds out they serve beer in McDonald's in a lot of countries there. And it's only a fake Christian thing. I've seen churches that bust out champagne on some feast days, and those churches were on the trad side of the spectrum.

Keep in mind that the particular flavor of Churchianity that Jack prescribes to is Pentecostalism, which is really the only mainstream denomination that hates on alcohol. There's the Baptists too, but since that denomination is more defined by structure than theology, you get individual churches ranging from being filled by alcoholics to those bullshitting that the Water Into Wine miracle was Jesus making a bunch of 0-proof grape juice.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Do Americans really? I bet Jack ordered 3.

Edit for Jack deepthroating a very healthy lettuce burger:
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Sweet Jesus what are his eyes doing here? I know I recently made a chameleon comparison, but is he now using his eyes to swallow like a toad? He is literally turning into a subhuman.