DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

It's 100% going to be nothing special. It's all going to be normal shit, but Phil being Phil, everything is a fucking emergency and its Earth shattering. Unless, he got served with papers from MidFirst, it's either going to be a "Uh, my shower is busted." lie or Midfirst. However, it's going to be something stupid or reality hit and it's the usual "I did nothing wrong." and throw everyone under the bus. I'm leaning towards the former.

As part of his #LieBetter campaign, I hope for a Midfirst saga and him denying he knew anything about it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Pretty he just didnt wanna attend,,,, can you imagine? all the questions about why are dating a girl 11 years younger and what do you do for a living ? even if we ignore all of that the idea of being arround adults probably terrifies him

DAY ONE VIEWS!

He got the game for free as well, he needed those sweet sweet day one views.
Plus what you said.

EDIT:
First 3 VOD of said playthrough

 

[DZoomer]

Gotta love how Phil just doesn't care about making his lies believable anymore. One stream day with low contributions and conveniently something comes up on the next day, which will obviously make his paypigs very happy to empty their pockets for him.

I guess that after the bank leaks arc, Phil realized that the people who remain as his piglets just don't care about what he does, they'll keep funding his addictions.

 

[FaXmachine]

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This is what it's about happened on the 12th last year as well.

Real or not, It's not a coincidence that he has pulled something on the 12th two years in a row now.

I'm positive this is identical to the one last year since he posted a pic of it. But does twitter not allow you to go back about a year? It's stopped me looking at anything after July 2021.

EDIT: my shitty phone wouldn't allow me to go back. It's not exactly the same but its got the same vibe.

Here is the link: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1348913068680519680

 

[Anal birth]

It's going to be the most mundane thing. So mundane that nobody could come up with it. Like a car issue

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Plot twist: Phil’s car battery died and he couldn’t go to work.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm positive this is identical to the one last year since he posted a pic of it. But does twitter not allow you to go back about a year? It's stopped me looking at anything after July 2021.

EDIT: my shitty phone wouldn't allow me to go back. It's not exactly the same but its got the same vibe.

Here is the link: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1348913068680519680

What are you talking about? That's what @Crooked 16th already posted.

If you want more control over Twitter searches use search-advanced, like:
https://twitter.com/search-advanced

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Gotta love how Phil just doesn't care about making his lies believable anymore. One stream day with low contributions and conveniently something comes up on the next day, which will obviously make his paypigs very happy to empty their pockets for him.

I guess that after the bank leaks arc, Phil realized that the people who remain as his piglets just don't care about what he does, they'll keep funding his addictions.

Funny how this is all happening after his bitchin about streamers getting banned, coming back and being rewarded greatly with their return. Like a lightbulb lit up in his head. Just stomped his feet about how people are being rewarded for their lazy bad behavior and goes and does it himself.

 

[Nami-Swan]

So what are the odds for him just going straight into streaming?

Or are we "lucky" enough to get an "on the fly" pahd-ah-cast?

Oh we're getting a beg- I mean pahd-cast. He has to prime us as to why he needs that money. He really does. He needs that money.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

If Khat left him we wouldn't hear word about it until he found his next surrogate mahhhm.

Just know if he doesn't speak about it at all that it's something serious.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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This is what it's about happened on the 12th last year as well.

Real or not, It's not a coincidence that he has pulled something on the 12th two years in a row now.

Don’t know why you’re surprised, he pulls something every day of the year for the past 10+ years.

 

[Lazycunt]

If Khat left him we wouldn't hear word about it until he found his next surrogate mahhhm.

Just know if he doesn't speak about it at all that it's something serious.

Why didnt he just get a poor mail order bride probably would of worked out good for him.
I mean he just wants them to cook and clean so they would eat that shit up and wouldn't even have to fuck his ugly ass

 

[TheDevilUK]

The King of Cancelled streams. KOC.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Why didnt he just get a poor mail order bride probably would of worked out good for him.
I mean he just wants them to cook and clean so they would eat that shit up and wouldn't even have to fuck his ugly ass

Pretty sure Phil and Khat don't fuck....ever, anymore. I mean think about it, your wife would rather spend her evening playing Skyrim then making love to you.

If I am wrong then cool, because I couldn't imagine how shitty a sexless marriage would be.

my prediction: Jasper escaped

Khat left and she took the cat...or as Phil would say, my ma-wife kidnapped my son.

 

[tzgnilki]

my prediction: Jasper escaped

 

[UaineRunei]

Oh no...

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If Khat left him we wouldn't hear word about it until he found his next surrogate mahhhm.

Just know if he doesn't speak about it at all that it's something serious.

Yep, and if Phil ever says anything in these drama segments, it's something that only serves him and likely nothing that anyone else cares about. So, we're hoping for silence.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Don’t know why you’re surprised, he pulls something every day of the year for the past 10+ years.

 

[Pepper Jack]

It begins

 

[Full Race Replay]

"on stream" "at" "5:30"