DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

I'm just looking forward to the $300 tips goal for a 2 hour stream.

This and to see how he's going to blame us for whatever is happening right now, even though we have absolutely no clue what's going on.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Expect much more begging than usual tonight

Defintely a $300 tip goal for the "extra" streaming.

 

[Brother Wind]

The last couple minutes of this are great. The way his "conversation with his dad" is going, is pure, Colombian, uncut fantasy. This is the Phil that is both simultaneously talking to his father in a mature rational manner, but also the same Phil that was screaming racist epithets on Youtube because he was a dumb kid. And I want you to look me in the eye and tell me that Dave is the kind of guy who wants his mongoloid son to do something about a co-worker? Wasn't Dave an elected official? If this has any basis in truth. Either Dave is fucking awesome, and was gonna sic his mongoloid son on a former co-worker. Probably after his 5th brunch wine. "Watch this ummm my wife, that guy's in a judo class... Hey Phil! That's the guy who fired you, should go give him a piece of your mind." And then as Phil whined and sputtered, Dave just sighed.

But more likely, Dave was like "Ah that's Whatshisfuck, Phillip. Say hello."

And once again Phil whined and sputtered.

 

[Sup3r]

So with all the talk about DSP's lack of any plans for retirement got me thinking (yeah yeah I know we shouldn't try and do that), what if Phil lucks out again and both his parents get hit by a falling satellite during their weekly trip to the mall (as all real mature adult do)?

He could sell the WaKhando and move back to Bridgeport and maybe sit even better that he does now.

Assuming he uses some of the money to pay all his back taxes from what my low tier "research" have dug up he should be able to be way better off.

Spoiler: Wakhando values

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Spoiler: CT home, taxes and such

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So what it looks like to me is this( but please anybody knowing more about the US taxes and such PLEASE correct any mistakes I made with this theory):
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He can't move back dood. He'd lose even more in taxes and the snow would do his back in without that miraculous Renton air.

On a less piss take note, he'd never move back because he would never be able to face going back to the place that consists of only burnt bridges and without his precious community gates.

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Expect much more begging than usual tonight

Y'know, if he really wanted to make things up for cutting his first stream, he could do what he promised in december: play with members. But what am I saying, they can all get fucked, he's already forgotten about that and sees the bare minimum as already an extreme ask.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Jasper had a panic attack

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I can't wait for the guy who's used to complaining to his audience about absolutely all of his problems to start calling people toxic assholes for wondering what the problem he had today was. "IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS" from The Guy (tm) who will whine about his take-out food to you for half an hour
I also can't wait to know what the possible solution for Phil's latest crisis will be. Maybe his viewers will think of something...

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Jasper had a panic attack

Just give him a wire and send him home

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

@REGENDarySumanai is a brilliant hero. Fuck Nikola Tesla!
Shoutouts to @KKKrèmebrûlée and @Disheveled Human.

 

[Comma]

Whatever the reason is for not doing the early stream today, DSP 100% will either:

1. use it as a tool for begging because it was something that cost him money
2. or use it to beg because he couldn't stream and missed out on kahntributions
3. or make it a big subject for him to complain about

Or all of the above.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ultra wildcard! Phail got his apology and was asked to attend the Twitch board about what to about Pokimane this morning.

 

[hundredthousand]

Whatever the reason is for not doing the early stream today, DSP 100% will either:

1. use it as a tool for begging because it was something that cost him money
2. or use it to beg because he couldn't stream and missed out on kahntributions
3. or make it a big subject for him to complain about

Or all of the above.

Somehow, whatever the reason was, I'm sure it is all our fault.

 

[Dona Morte]

update


Absolutely owned Phil, hilarious.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

How much do you want to bet that da trollz are going to blamed?

 

[YokuNama]

Whatever the reason is for not doing the early stream today, DSP 100% will either:

1. use it as a tool for begging because it was something that cost him money
2. or use it to beg because he couldn't stream and missed out on kahntributions
3. or make it a big subject for him to complain about

Or all of the above.

Got to love these "Punishment Streams" Phil cooks up overnight after a slow day streaming the day before.

Its either the cat got sick or Kat got sick or an unexpected trip to take her to work... something completely mundane that nobody but him would make a big deal out of because his life is so empty a minor cut is Instagram worthy.

 

[IHateMyJob]

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Expect much more begging than usual tonight

Claiming to start early and he'll still do 45 minutes of his lame ass songs and slideshows. Not going to be the least bit shocked by a $300 goal but seeing how he only made like $110 yesterday and now with this mysterious emergency the sky is the limit with the pigroach.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So what are the odds for him just going straight into streaming?

Or are we "lucky" enough to get an "on the fly" pahd-ah-cast?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

One more thing from the house tours that doesn't seem to have been posted before: the original Tahx Guy revealed?

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If I'm remembering my Back in Time streams correctly during one of the Kahndo Walkthroughs DSP says it's not his tax guy, he just somehow got the guys magnet business card. This meshes with why he has no problem fully doxxing him because unless it personally harms him he thinks it's hilarious showing other peoples addresses during vlahgs

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So what are the odds for him just going straight into streaming?

Or are we "lucky" enough to get an "on the fly" pahd-ah-cast?

He’s gonna milk the fuck out of this canceled stream

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

So what are the odds for him just going straight into streaming?

Or are we "lucky" enough to get an "on the fly" pahd-ah-cast?

Not likely. He'll use this as an excuse to beg.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Whatever the reason is for not doing the early stream today, DSP 100% will either:

1. use it as a tool for begging because it was something that cost him money
2. or use it to beg because he couldn't stream and missed out on kahntributions
3. or make it a big subject for him to complain about

Or all of the above.

Definitely cooking up something for more donations because he didn't make much yesterday in comparison to days that seem to stretch for weeks. Nigga been makin sustainable dough givin his circumstances but we know how where that goes now. Increased panic when stream tips fall off %50. Dude will never learn to budget.