DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fragarach]

Dude's raging HARD this stream. Like every death he's flipping out and blaming the lag, the game, the opposing team, everything and anything.

 

[Coke Zero]

Dude's raging HARD this stream. Like every death he's flipping out and blaming the lag, the game, the opposing team, everything and anything.

So a typical dsp FPS multiplayer stream

 

[ReentryPhantom]

His Halo MP streams:
Kills someone: Yeah killed you, bitch
Dies: WOW DUDE BECAUSE OF THE LAG THAT GUY WAS ABLE TO KILL ME!

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Powerleveling here, but I'm an outdoorsy-person who enjoys camping, hiking, kayaking, etc, and it's been my intention to move to a state like Washington eventually, because that's what it's known for. Phil picked one of most scenic states in the country to live in, just to become a hermit and never experience any of it.

He has so much available to him to see and explore and yet he wastes away in his dirty office. Looking on Google Maps there’s a bunch of beautiful hiking trails pretty much in his back yard. The Oregon coastline is only a few hours away, also Vancouver. Fuck all of that, gotta shake that tin cup on stream.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

His Halo MP streams:
Kills someone: Yeah killed you, bitch
Dies: WOW DUDE BECAUSE OF THE LAG THAT GUY WAS ABLE TO KILL ME!

This is how he handles every confrontation.
-Talks mad shit
-Acts like a victim and cries when it blows back towards him.

Phil is a pussy.

 

[actually]

He has so much available to him to see and explore and yet he wastes away in his dirty office. Looking on Google Maps there’s a bunch of beautiful hiking trails pretty much in his back yard. The Oregon coastline is only a few hours away, also Vancouver. Fuck all of that, gotta shake that tin cup on stream.

Yeah, I have friends out in that general Pacific NW area, and they routinely share pictures from various mountain trails and waterfalls and shit. It's gorgeous.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So the clickbait shit was garbage talk. How fitting.

Wait guys. He was supposed to continue playing Condemned for the day stream....think of what you will.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

So the clickbait shit was garbage talk. How fitting.

Wait guys. He was supposed to continue playing Condemned for the day stream....think what you do about that.

Been pretty busy the last while, I have to ask is he just now continuing his playthrough of Condemned that he started on Halloween?

If so the schedule autism is approaching a point where I could be convinced he's legitimately autistic.

 

[YokuNama]

Extra gameplay is now being abondoned. Nobody has donated in 30 minutes (they have just not in tips). Can't talk about football in chat even though its the playoffs just because Phil doesn't know anything about it. He's begging every 10 minutes now... Remember, he did his fans a favor by not increasing the tips goals... just increased the begging.

And now his arch-nemesis has entered the chat.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Extra gameplay is now being abondoned. Nobody has donated in 30 minutes (they have just not in tips). Can't talk about football in chat even though its the playoffs just because Phil doesn't know anything about it. He's begging every 10 minutes now... Remember, he did his fans a favor by not increasing the tips goals... just increased the begging.

And now his arch-nemesis has entered the chat.

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You know I agree with Phil for once....Rich is a whore, and I can't stand his love letters he sends to Phil as lays back in bed.

Phil kick the horse out and hookup with Rich already....

 

[FormerPro]

I can normally sit back and enjoy watching Phil being horrible at games, but him bringing up the scoreboard and saying sarcastically "BEST PLAYER ON MY TEAM WHAT A SURPRISE" while playing games at polystyrene rank on Halo gets me irrationally angry. Maybe this is how Supercrzy started.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

For someone who talks constantly about being a mature adult his complete lack of shame at his inability to comprehend, let alone do, basic chores that a tween can do without asking their parents for help is astounding.

If Phil wasn't a dumbass, he'd move somewhere cheap like Texas and just continue begging while paying probably half what he does in rent/bills he does in Washington.

Don't be silly, he'd move without selling and then pay his mortgage on the WAKahndo for the next 5 years while expecting his fans to give him more money to make up for costs.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

I can normally sit back and enjoy watching Phil being horrible at games, but him bringing up the scoreboard and saying sarcastically "BEST PLAYER ON MY TEAM WHAT A SURPRISE" while playing games at polystyrene rank on Halo gets me irrationally angry. Maybe this is how Supercrzy started.

I always like when he complains about his teammates not doing what he wants them to do while never actually getting on the mic to communicate or make call outs.

Instead he rushes in by himself to grab the flag or kill the oddball carrier while the rest of his team is dead then bitches that no one is helping him when he gets killed.

 

[PillCosby]

So a typical dsp FPS multiplayer stream

Nah- his financhu crisis is spilling into his love quest life- him and the wife are clearly not doing well and it’s pouring over into everything else. Hyper meltdown incoming imo.

Powerleveling here, but I'm an outdoorsy-person who enjoys camping, hiking, kayaking, etc, and it's been my intention to move to a state like Washington eventually, because that's what it's known for. Phil picked one of most scenic states in the country to live in, just to become a hermit and never experience any of it.

Yeah- Washington is awesome- Seattle is absolute garbage. Check out Whidbey Island on Googlings.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil's cat/son eats and poo's. Phil is too lazy to clean

''It's Washingtons fault''

Never change Phil

 

[Lazycunt]

I might be retarded but what's the fucking big reason he couldn't stream today ?

 

[tzgnilki]

I might be retarded but what's the fucking big reason he couldn't stream today ?

he said he wouldn't talk about it, but confirmed it wasn't himself, his son Jasper, or his fat wife

so we can only conclude it was either something financial, or legal i.e the recent update in the foreclosure saga (pending sale), or something to do with his parents

 

[Rockafire Ass Explosion]

WA is full of idiots, imagine being stun locked by trash in your garage, just hire a trailer and go dump it, or hire a skip bin and the truck will drop it off and pick it up

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My cousins live around the corner from Phil. The trash service in Renton is Republic and they fucking suck. They only pick up trash every 2 weeks but organic compost weekly. The area was actually out of service from December 14th to January 8th.
Trash in Renton is a scam. You have to have a contract with service the city allows and only Republic is allowed. If you don't have a contract with Republic which is basically $88 a month the city actually fines you $70 a week. So if you dump your own trash witch costs $25.50 at Republic you still have to pay the fine. There's some major mafia trash fucking going on up there.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

he said he wouldn't talk about it, but confirmed it wasn't himself, his son Jasper, or his fat wife

so we can only conclude it was either something financial, or legal i.e the recent update in the foreclosure saga (pending sale), or something to do with his parents

Given how much he was bitching about it, I figured it had something to do with garbage pickup. Maybe he felt the need to drive to the dump because he didn't think they'd pick up his trash tomorrow? Only reason I can think that he'd want to lie about it is to cover the fact that he'd easily have enough time to stream after hauling his trash away/he could have done it during his break. Doubt he'd hide anything with his parents, and even if something bad did happen to them, I don't know if that would warrant Phil taking time off from his stream instead of starting late. I don't think there's a world where Phil spent hours comforting his parents on the phone or helping arrange appointments, and if something bigger happened, I don't know why he wouldn't use it to beg.

Foreclosure could be a possibility, but I think like with most things in Phil life, it was probably something incredibly insignificant and underwhelmingly boring, but (hopefully) entertaining for us to hear about.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Speaking of Washington (The president not the state) did you know America's founding father is in the wrestling hall of fame? Apparently he was quite the athlete and actually a damn good wrestler