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Am I the only person who is loving the at chair@confusionsf email addy? Need multiple Patrick's chair twitter accounts for maximum effect/chair confusion...
Although i pity his chairs, for Patrick is so fat you see.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Although i pity his chairs, for Patrick is so fat you see.
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I can't stop laughing at the Pinktrick account.
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Pat did have a sport in Starship Repo. I guess his contribution to 'World building Fantastic Sports' will be, 'Copy an idea from a vastly more popular and successful series (ie, slingshot racing from The Expanse) and just assume no one will ever notice.'
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The b-b-b-boys down by the ol' ONA Forums have been playing around with wrestlers' and other celebrities' voices. The results are predictably erotic.
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Of course he isn't. Pat's idea of a good scene in a science fiction book is people hanging out with aliens (and I don't mean Pedro and Juan) at Chili's watching the Green Bay Packers win their 10th Super Bowls in a row.
Space Marine Kratman is politically the right wing version of these left wing loons, but he doesn't scream it all over the internet like said left wing loons do.
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There are supposedly distant murmurings about something major happening in the Pativerse; in the meantime, play another round of "shopped or not?": 6-years-and-86-pounds-ago edition.
Not photoshopped. https://archive.md/0BCRO
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Bad angle for Rick, as that double chin is obvious.
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Especially when the flabby cunt is trying to look like an Internet Tough Guy. And he's a lot fatter now.
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giving out their email like that was a terrible idea. they're about to get several thousand e-mails detailing patrick's various crimes against humanity.
you cant be a good lolcow if you're not sperging out over the internet. doesnt matter how much of a funny show they are if we dont all get to watch it.
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Really, it's fatrick painting himself in an unsavory light and ruining his reputation, he's the one that turned his public twitter feed into a firehouse of pure evil (well, maybe not pure evil. There's a lot of stupid mixed in there).
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To the mad bastards over at Ona, and the lovely lolcow onlookers here..
Happy New Year from your Uncle Boston. You asked for proof of Patty's sales? You got it.
Consider it a gift to the unease you've started to give Sam Delany, Cat Rambo and John Scalzi as well as Fat Pat... throw in some attention towards Mary Three Names, NK Jemison, Jason Sanford, Mike Glyer, Camestros Felapton, and Jeffe Kennedy? You'll really do some damage to SFWA.
Even by the standards of right wing spec fiction authors, they're fairly boring.
Tom Kratman, politics aside, is a genuinely nice guy who is pretty knowledgeable about an impressive range of stuff. Avoid politics, and he's the kind of guy you can have a drink with and chat about anything from Russian history to favorite 80s action movies. And again, in the era of Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and their ilk, even his once oddball politics seem tame.
Michael Z. Williamson meanwhile, from my limited interactions, is a bit of a prick. You can usually find him selling knives in a utilikilt at whatever conventions he hasn't burned enough bridges at to not be allowed back... see his hissy fit about Dragoncon for examples for why he isn't allowed back at some. Yet in the crazy world of spec fiction lolcows, he's minor leagues at best.
The worst thing that can be said about either is they're your standard conservative vet bros... and again, pretty tame ones at that, admittedly, Williamson pushes the line sometimes.
Happy New Year from your Uncle Boston. You asked for proof of Patty's sales? You got it.
Consider it a gift to the unease you've started to give Sam Delany, Cat Rambo and John Scalzi as well as Fat Pat... throw in some attention towards Mary Three Names, NK Jemison, Jason Sanford, Mike Glyer, Camestros Felapton, and Jeffe Kennedy? You'll really do some damage to SFWA.
Even by the standards of right wing spec fiction authors, they're fairly boring.
Tom Kratman, politics aside, is a genuinely nice guy who is pretty knowledgeable about an impressive range of stuff. Avoid politics, and he's the kind of guy you can have a drink with and chat about anything from Russian history to favorite 80s action movies. And again, in the era of Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and their ilk, even his once oddball politics seem tame.
Michael Z. Williamson meanwhile, from my limited interactions, is a bit of a prick. You can usually find him selling knives in a utilikilt at whatever conventions he hasn't burned enough bridges at to not be allowed back... see his hissy fit about Dragoncon for examples for why he isn't allowed back at some. Yet in the crazy world of spec fiction lolcows, he's minor leagues at best.
The worst thing that can be said about either is they're your standard conservative vet bros... and again, pretty tame ones at that, admittedly, Williamson pushes the line sometimes.
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Boy, how hard is Pat fatly frowning right now? His poor jowls
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I don't know much about how the audiobook industry works, but I hope the audiobook readers for Pat's books got paid a flat fee rather than a percentage of the proceeds. Those single digit sales... ouch!
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You're telling me that a guy who uses brilliant similes like 'Eyes roll like a slot machine' doesn't sell any books? What a world we live in!
Piggy has spent most of his day so far oinking about voting rights. It seems the con throwing their weight behind him yesterday has made him pretty confident.
What a skilled debater!
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lmao what would this fat nigger know about what children are or aren't being taught in school? He abandoned his own child, you see, so he would have no idea. Because he abandoned his own child.
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Does that have anything to do with why he calls his detractors "child?"
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HE'S BACK!!!
Turns out he lost a bet with his daughter and had to delete his account. Imagine valuing your relationship with your daughter more than your twitter account.
Handsome Rick values his fans, no matter what their political inclinations are.
Turns out he lost a bet with his daughter and had to delete his account. Imagine valuing your relationship with your daughter more than your twitter account.
Handsome Rick values his fans, no matter what their political inclinations are.
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He's too fat to know for certain
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Oof. Looking at that and his various travel trips he's done I imagine he's got some serious debt to clear out.
Would love to see how the numbers compare for Scalzi/Jemisin and Pat.