Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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[DX10]

My guess its some dumb Christian thing that all chain restaurants are for families and family places don't serve beer I guess.

I love the hypocrisy of this shit because a lot of Christians still (or at least, are supposed to) give wine to kids as part of their witch doctor hoomdadi campfire human sacrifice bullshit.

 

[Jungian Slip]

I love the hypocrisy of this shit because a lot of Christians still (or at least, are supposed to) give wine to kids as part of their witch doctor hoomdadi campfire human sacrifice bullshit.

I'm pretty sure communion with actual wine is a catholic orthodox thing. Not exactly the same, considering a HUGE part of Jesus' doctrine was that you don't need to do a bunch of ritual bullshit to be noticed and loved by God. Many christians nowadays only take communion as tradition and remembrance of Jesus' self-sacrifice and they use grape juice (mostly because it's cheaper and churches are bigger now).
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[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure communion with actual wine is a catholic orthodox thing. Not exactly the same, considering a HUGE part of Jesus' doctrine was that you don't need to do a bunch of ritual bullshit to be noticed and loved by God. Many christians nowadays only take communion as tradition and remembrance of Jesus' self-sacrifice and they use grape juice (mostly because it's cheaper and churches are bigger now).
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A lot of the times when wine is involved only the priest and other clergy will drink it, usually in small amounts. That's probably a good idea because a couple hundred people drinking from the same cup would be a super spreader event every time. Never mind all the backwash.

I've also seen things like this:

Cute itty bitty little cups.

 

[Blasterisk]

A lot of the times when wine is involved only the priest and other clergy will drink it, usually in small amounts. That's probably a good idea because a couple hundred people drinking from the same cup would be a super spreader event every time. Never mind all the backwash.

I've also seen things like this:
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Cute itty bitty little cups.

The problem with those cups is trying to delaminate the bread film at a noise level resembling 'quietly' and not spilling grape juice on yourself in the process.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Jack’s newly uploaded TechTime video is so full of his usual angy old man tard raging - it’s amazing.

Also amazing? His wild take on creators getting credit and not having their work stolen. I don’t know how he can say this shit with a straight face. Well, slightly askew face.

Also Amazing Part Dos: That he thinks Tik Tok is full of scams however they do have provide good medical information. He would think Tik Tok SAHMs curing Covid with essential oils and repeating “but we don’t know what’s in it!!” would be a reliable source of medical information and that of all the things Tik Tok offers, it is only this that is useful to him and everything else is scams, cons, and immoral. This is so on brand for Jack that it’s possibly the most Jack-like take that’s ever been Jacked in the history of Jack.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I'm pretty sure communion with actual wine is a catholic orthodox thing. Not exactly the same, considering a HUGE part of Jesus' doctrine was that you don't need to do a bunch of ritual bullshit to be noticed and loved by God. Many christians nowadays only take communion as tradition and remembrance of Jesus' self-sacrifice and they use grape juice (mostly because it's cheaper and churches are bigger now).
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Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are also the only main denominations that are too retarded to understand metaphoric symbolism.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack’s newly uploaded TechTime video is so full of his usual angy old man tard raging - it’s amazing.

Also amazing? His wild take on creators getting credit and not having their work stolen. I don’t know how he can say this shit with a straight face. Well, slightly askew face.

Also Amazing Part Dos: That he thinks Tik Tok is full of scams however they do have provide good medical information. He would think Tik Tok SAHMs curing Covid with essential oils and repeating “but we don’t know what’s in it!!” would be a reliable source of medical information and that of all the things Tik Tok offers, it is only this that is useful to him and everything else is scams, cons, and immoral. This is so on brand for Jack that it’s possibly the most Jack-like take that’s ever been Jacked in the history of Jack.

 

[DX10]

I'm pretty sure communion with actual wine is a catholic orthodox thing. Not exactly the same, considering a HUGE part of Jesus' doctrine was that you don't need to do a bunch of ritual bullshit to be noticed and loved by God. Many christians nowadays only take communion as tradition and remembrance of Jesus' self-sacrifice and they use grape juice (mostly because it's cheaper and churches are bigger now).
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You say that but I was raised Methodist and drank actual wine in church for communion, as well as, bafflingly, practiced Christingle and lots of other weird denominational shit.

One thing being Christian for a long time taught me is that a lot of the structural inclusion of these traditions is incredibly variable and fucked up, and has very little consistency in its rituals -- hence why I called it witch doctor shit-- because frankly speaking I see little difference in witch doctors and campfires and Christian traditions, the only difference is that the majority of us grew up in a society that scorns the latter and reveres the former. I think if they have value to the individual then both can be respected... human sacrifice aside, y'know.

My last post probably came off as A-Loggy because I besmirched Christianity so redditly, but I will say that I'm in favor of personal systems of faith and shit -- I just find it funny as fuck that Jack ascribes to this weird Megachurch Hellbloc shit that talks about being the ONE TRUE CHRISTIAN denomination, bowing down to God by not drinking, etc, when merely a town over -- maybe even a street over -- the next church practices completely different views. Nevermind non-Christian religions...

That's why I bring up his faith a lot, he's very "YOU'RE DOING GOD WRONG", very judgemental, very hypocritical, you know? It's so fucking sneering and reeks of a man with little actual faith, who has to justify his own dereliction of piety by pointing out how "unpious" others are by reflection.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Lol

Jack freaks out that people will be taken in by scams.

Only you, Jack. Mister gives FB page admin rights to Muhammad.

What a boomer spaz

 

[Aaway]

"you have no artistic ability, you're not learning as you go....you're just doing the same thing over and over." huh, well doesn't that perfectly sum up the cooking with jack channel?

he again complains about tiktok creators ripping off other people's content and stealing ideas, despite the fact that he's been doing the same thing for years. oh, and the guy who had his facebook hacked twice because he fell for a scam also warns others about falling for scams on tiktok

 

[salmonellajack]

I fucking forgot about his TechTime channel

 

[AnOminous]

That's why I bring up his faith a lot, he's very "YOU'RE DOING GOD WRONG", very judgemental, very hypocritical, you know? It's so fucking sneering and reeks of a man with little actual faith, who has to justify his own dereliction of piety by pointing out how "unpious" others are by reflection.

I don't need lessons in morality from a fuckwad who attends a "church" started by a literal murderer who decapitated a woman for literally no reason at all.

 

[Fatty2988]

What does Jack consider ripping off ideas? He did a youtube video that made those turd chocolates that he directly ripped off from tiktok. Why does his mushbrain not register that as being a rip off?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What does Jack consider ripping off ideas? He did a youtube video that made those turd chocolates that he directly ripped off from tiktok. Why does his mushbrain not register that as being a rip off?

Strokes. That’s why

 

[Shucky Ducky]

I'm pretty sure communion with actual wine is a catholic orthodox thing. Not exactly the same, considering a HUGE part of Jesus' doctrine was that you don't need to do a bunch of ritual bullshit to be noticed and loved by God. Many christians nowadays only take communion as tradition and remembrance of Jesus' self-sacrifice and they use grape juice (mostly because it's cheaper and churches are bigger now).
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In The US, Episcopalians and Anglicans take communion with wafers and wine nearly every service. Some other denominations do a communion ritual less frequently, sometimes only around specific Church calendar dates. The wine that is used for any of them is CHEAP and usually mixed with Holy Water. I was under the impression that wine is pretty much always used except for denominations that believe drinking alcohol is a sin, but I could certainly be mistaken there.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

8 times in the burgifi video: we got this hotdog texs style
Parking lot wrap: new yorkers like tight casings and we got our hot dog new york style

 

[rubytintedchix]

“Same thing with hey you wanna make money? Hey you want me to just give you a scam idea and you’ll never be able to do it?” He then tells you to get out of the video…

> Has an entire series on how to make money on YouTube.

Lmao. What a fat hypocrite.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

 

[semitooth]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

is he looking to get a dog for free? from some kind of local breeder?
adoption fees are not costly and its pretty much always better to adopt from a shelter, no?