US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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LurkTrawl said:
You're kidding me.
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I'm not. If I weren't on my smoke break I'd go into detail, but here's some of the media copy about it, I'm sure you can read through the very deceptive phrasing.
  • Making Election Day as a federal holiday.
  • Creating a national standard on elections: A set of standards for federal elections to ensure that voters have similar access to the ballot box across the country.
  • Online, automatic, and same-day voter registration.
  • A minimum of 15 days of early voting, including during at least two weekends.
  • No-excuse mail voting with ample access to ballot drop boxes and online ballot tracking, in addition to streamlined election mail delivery by the US Postal Service.
  • States would need to accept a wide range of forms of non-photographic identification in places where ID is required to vote.
  • Counting eligible votes on provisional ballots cast in the wrong precinct.
  • Restoring voting rights to formerly incarcerated people convicted of felonies.
  • Imposes stricter regulations on voter list maintenance that make it harder for states to remove eligible voters from the rolls.
  • More protections and resources to serve voters with disabilities and overseas/military voters.
  • Greater federal protections and oversight for voting in US territories.
  • Improving voter registration resources and outreach, in addition to reauthorizing and strengthening the US Election Assistance Commission.
  • Prohibit partisan gerrymandering by requiring states to use certain criteria when drawing new congressional districts.
  • Require states to use voter-verifiable paper ballots and conduct post-election audits.
  • Give cybersecurity grants to states and directs the EAC to strengthen cybersecurity standards for voting equipment.
  • Prohibit local election officials from being fired or removed without cause.
  • Make interfering with voter registration a federal crime, and imposes stricter penalties against harassment, threats, and intimidation of election workers.
  • Restate chain of custody requirements protecting the integrity of ballots and election materials, a provision meant to combat unofficial partisan 'audits.'
  • It includes provisions from the DISCLOSE Act, which targets so-called dark money in elections, and the HONEST Ads Act, which seeks to enhance transparency in campaign advertising.
  • Creates a federal obligation for campaigns to report instances of foreign interference.
  • Stricter enforcement of illegal coordination between single-candidate PACs and campaigns.
  • Stronger enforcement of campaign finance regulations by the Federal Election Commission.
About the only decent idea in the bunch is making Election day a holiday, everything else is either explicitly suborning fraud or a means to suppress political opponents.
 
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chiobu said:
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A year late to the party there, Sandnigger Khamenei. Should've gotten Iranian Pixar to bust this out before 2020 ended.
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Fuck I'm just gonna start making Kamala quotes myself

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Thanks, I needed the laugh.
 
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davids877 said:
You mean the fact that the big cleaning lobby is trying to suppress that mixing bleach and ammonia makes a much better cleaning product at a much lower price than any of them sell and if people knew this it would put them out of business?
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The cleaning power of ammonia combined with the whitening power of bleach!

 
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JohnDoe said:
I'm not. If I weren't on my smoke break I'd go into detail, but here's some of the media copy about it, I'm sure you can read through the very deceptive phrasing.
  • Making Election Day as a federal holiday.
  • Creating a national standard on elections: A set of standards for federal elections to ensure that voters have similar access to the ballot box across the country.
  • Online, automatic, and same-day voter registration.
  • A minimum of 15 days of early voting, including during at least two weekends.
  • No-excuse mail voting with ample access to ballot drop boxes and online ballot tracking, in addition to streamlined election mail delivery by the US Postal Service.
  • States would need to accept a wide range of forms of non-photographic identification in places where ID is required to vote.
  • Counting eligible votes on provisional ballots cast in the wrong precinct.
  • Restoring voting rights to formerly incarcerated people convicted of felonies.
  • Imposes stricter regulations on voter list maintenance that make it harder for states to remove eligible voters from the rolls.
  • More protections and resources to serve voters with disabilities and overseas/military voters.
  • Greater federal protections and oversight for voting in US territories.
  • Improving voter registration resources and outreach, in addition to reauthorizing and strengthening the US Election Assistance Commission.
  • Prohibit partisan gerrymandering by requiring states to use certain criteria when drawing new congressional districts.
  • Require states to use voter-verifiable paper ballots and conduct post-election audits.
  • Give cybersecurity grants to states and directs the EAC to strengthen cybersecurity standards for voting equipment.
  • Prohibit local election officials from being fired or removed without cause.
  • Make interfering with voter registration a federal crime, and imposes stricter penalties against harassment, threats, and intimidation of election workers.
  • Restate chain of custody requirements protecting the integrity of ballots and election materials, a provision meant to combat unofficial partisan 'audits.'
  • It includes provisions from the DISCLOSE Act, which targets so-called dark money in elections, and the HONEST Ads Act, which seeks to enhance transparency in campaign advertising.
  • Creates a federal obligation for campaigns to report instances of foreign interference.
  • Stricter enforcement of illegal coordination between single-candidate PACs and campaigns.
  • Stronger enforcement of campaign finance regulations by the Federal Election Commission.
About the only decent idea in the bunch is making Election day a holiday, everything else is either explicitly suborning fraud or a means to suppress political opponents.
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You forgot to mention that it also requires any lawsuits over the bill, should it pass, to be in DC courts only, and all states suing can only be collectively represented by one attorney.
 
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Oats12345 said:
Baris was dead right about how Youngkin would win by two points in Virginia. I say he's pretty accurate which I think pisses of liberal pollsters becuase it ruins their imagination of blue Iowa and Mississippi. I still like how a liberal think Biden would win Iowa in 2024 despite Trump winning that state easily.

Nate Silver is the retard who had blue Mississippi for 2020. Why people take him serious is beyond me
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Man, I just have to get ACKSHUALLY about this. That video was the LTE dude assigning electoral votes based on state level approval polls of Joe Biden. The most recent poll of Iowa has Biden with positive net approval, but that also has Vermont, Vermont with a net negative approval. Blue Iowa and Red Vermont. This was a simple hypothetical, what EC votes do we get if state results end up being what approval polls are now. Vermont probably disapproves of Biden for not being liberal enough. The most recent poll of Iowa might be from August. Plenty of people like to gush about Blue Texas and Blue Florida and Blue Kentucky but that isn't what was happening in this specific situation.
 
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