DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ISITMLBSEASONYET?]

I hate that he can't just start playing a damn game when he begins the stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

YOUR ACTUAL VOTES!

He ackackacktually kept the quiet part 'will be ignored as always' after that line to himself this time.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil utterly confused about dieting, thinking it involves eating only one thing and you end up shitting yourself.

Thank god mr doordash's body is a temple otherwise he'd have to be worried.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I hate that he can't just start playing a damn game when he begins the stream.

Phil had to figure out how to jerk himself off before a stream without getting banned. This is what he came up with. Remember, YOU wanted this. Alottapepul did.

Also, Phil whining about the snow and his trash YET AGAIN. Instead of biting the bullet and not getting all ten pulls by paying to go to the dump, he'd rather piss and moan about the company and their labour dispute.

Let's play a game: Does Phil really support workers' rights as he says, or does he support them so long as it doesn't inconvenience him?

 

[capefear56]

Hairline looking extra thin today.


His fans are all Hills Have Eyes mutants btw:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

A ticket to the Woodland Zoo in Seattle is 17 fucking dollars. An annual pass is only $55. I'm sure they allow service animals in free of charge too.

How ironic is it that two full annual passes to the zoo total less than a single one of his $110.xx WWE Champions pulls?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Phil fully knows who and what his audience is and he doesn't care as long as the money keeps coming in.

Always figured that out when I knew what fans looked like personally interacting with one...

They look exactly like how they should in his world...

Nothing is intellectual about him if you have retards giving you money

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Hairline looking extra thin today.


His fans are all Hills Have Eyes mutants btw:

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I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

 

[Shabobus]

Moving in with your parents sounds like a terrible way to live. He's a hermit also so it would just be doubly worse. Also there's no reason to save his money, he's got plenty of time to retire he should be investing it. Dump that shit daily into something. I forget how expensive his mortgage is but it's probably cheap enough to ignore.

Living with your parents can be a workable living situation if it makes sense financially. It's how people live for a lot of human history. But the caveat is that it requires the adult child to actually live like an adult, which Phil won't do. He will expect his parents to spoil him exactly like they did when he was growing up. He won't pick up any responsibilities around the house unless forced to. And given how much it seems like his mom spoiled him, I have a hard time believing he will pick up any slack to make the lives of his elderly parents any easier. He was having them do basic household stuff when they visited.
Instead of acting like the mature adult he always claims to be, he would be the same spoiled leech he has always been.

 

[50 bit bitch]

I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

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He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

DSP tries it: Gabagool

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I can actually believe that Kat is a Dark Elf Destruction Magician. Not only in Skyrim but it probably is her dominant personality.

Apropos fat, amazing that Mantits Phil talks about health, sugar etc. but only eats and drinks poison. Nevermind that he moves as much and looks like a corpse.

Spoiler: Kat

Do you want to exorcise my inner demon, King of Hate?

Yawn of the Dead

 

[Ortsnay]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

 

[SupSilver]

I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

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He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

Phil is older than James Gandolfini was at the beginning of The Sopranos and tony had a daughter looking at colleges and a son in middle school

Not to mention things took an unfortunate turn for Gandolfini in real life despite leading a more active life than Phil does...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Humans don't have a mouth shape like this when they yawn.

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Why do you take pictures when you are at your local gloryhole?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

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The fuck am I looking at and why can't I unsee it?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

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[DerichLovesNWA]

I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

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He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

I hope someone shoots him in the head in public too.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I hope someone shoots him in the head in public too.

Financially poor decision to use an object that's value is greater than Phail's net worth.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I can actually believe that Kat is a Dark Elf Destruction Magician. Not only in Skyrim but it probably is her dominant personality.

Apropos fat, amazing that Mantits Phil talks about health, sugar etc. but only eats and drinks poison. Nevermind that he moves as much and looks like a corpse.

Spoiler: Kat

Do you want to exorcise my inner demon, King of Hate?
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Yawn of the Dead
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A bit of a hack job, but neat pun

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

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He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

Phil never had the makings of a Varsity Athlete.