DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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David Davidson said:
Gonna power level here, but as a similar situation with Phil... how do you make so much trash that you have to fill up your garage with it? I have a hard time filling a third of my trash bin each week with more cat litter to clean too. Must be all that doordash delivery boxs piling up.
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No, but seriously...

Let it sink in that DSP has these literal mongoloids wrapped around his e-begging finger so much, that they instantly throw extra cash at him because he missed one shift at """work""", probably because he was running late getting rid of all the trash caused by all kinds of luxury goods like cat litter and take-out food, which he has gathered in between daily sessions of him mentioning how tight money is. Imagine being so sad, lonely and attention-deprived that you fall for this crap and think you owe anything to this man. It's absolutely staggering.

And now imagine you have to explain the above to someone who doesn't know who or what DarksydePhil is; they'd think you're absolutely fucking mental and you're making this shit up.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
It won't be a "dip" though, it's not like he's slowly bleeding contributors or anything. It's just 3 guys plus his passive income of about $1000/month from old Youtube spam videos.
The future of Dave is: 100% of today's income, then a big jump down to 70%, then 40%, then 10%. No in-betweens. Really the only planning he can do is saving his money today so that when the storm hits he can get himself into a living arrangement he can afford with only the passive income plus a minimum-wage job.

Here's my future pig plan: he should divorce Kat before she qualifies for the really good alimony, move back in with his parents, and rent out the WAKhando. Let someone else pay most of his mortgage. Meanwhile continue e-begging but save every penny and rebuild his credit so that he'll be able to hit the ground running in one fashion or another if he outlives his parents.
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Agree.

I was more "theory crafting" for shits and giggles. Realistically what you sketched out is probably the smartest move he could make, so we know that is the least likely thing he will do.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Agree.

I was more "theory crafting" for shits and giggles. Realistically what you sketched out is probably the smartest move he could make, so we know that is the least likely thing he will do.
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SMH All these side missions that will get the good ending for Dave are wasted time if you don't attach a fucking TIP.
It’s amazingly terrible that it is his go to tick to show dominance and authority by snorting.
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Remember that stream of PubG when he was selling snorts? On that day it was the cash register 'Cha Ching' it's got it's uses does the humble snort.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
It won't be a "dip" though, it's not like he's slowly bleeding contributors or anything. It's just 3 guys plus his passive income of about $1000/month from old Youtube spam videos.
The future of Dave is: 100% of today's income, then a big jump down to 70%, then 40%, then 10%. No in-betweens. Really the only planning he can do is saving his money today so that when the storm hits he can get himself into a living arrangement he can afford with only the passive income plus a minimum-wage job.

Here's my future pig plan: he should divorce Kat before she qualifies for the really good alimony, move back in with his parents, and rent out the WAKhando. Let someone else pay most of his mortgage. Meanwhile continue e-begging but save every penny and rebuild his credit so that he'll be able to hit the ground running in one fashion or another if he outlives his parents.
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Moving in with your parents sounds like a terrible way to live. He's a hermit also so it would just be doubly worse. Also there's no reason to save his money, he's got plenty of time to retire he should be investing it. Dump that shit daily into something. I forget how expensive his mortgage is but it's probably cheap enough to ignore.
 
San Dimas High School said:
Moving in with your parents sounds like a terrible way to live. He's a hermit also so it would just be doubly worse. Also there's no reason to save his money, he's got plenty of time to retire he should be investing it. Dump that shit daily into something. I forget how expensive his mortgage is but it's probably cheap enough to ignore.
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A more terrible way to live is way beyond your means, survivng from e-beg livestream to e-beg livestream to pay a mortgage you could barely afford even without all your crippling addictions.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
A more terrible way to live is way beyond your means, survivng from e-beg livestream to e-beg livestream to pay a mortgage you could barely afford even without all your crippling addictions.
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No I think it's considerably less terrible to do those things in your own place than in someone else's place while living with 2 additional geriatrics.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Really, Phil's luck actually works in reverse simply because of how much he's going to be fucked once the few whales he has eventually abandon him. Because he's sailed through an incredible amount of shit of his own causation with little to no consequences, in addition to just being a terrible human being, he's never actually learned anything from his mistakes.
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Completely agree, the way I view Phil lucking out is actually a sign of a perfect storm brewing. He doesn't learn anything from his near misses and rationalizes them as major victories for him, because in his head he's the good guy beaten down by the system. Any rational person would look at them and realize they have to change things. The most obvious example is the bankruptcy and continuing to whale out on WWE Champions (and potentially other games we don't know about). If I managed to get a bankruptcy approved in the way he did the very least I'd do is take measures to deal with that addiction, instead Phil increased his spending.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
All Phil ever wanted from a wife was another mom anyway, why not just live with his actual mom?
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Because he can't lord a mom over us idiot children detractors. But he can do that for a wife.

God remember when he told Wings the best way to lose weight was to get a wife who loves you to make you healthy meals? That was a great era of Phil.
 
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Comma said:
And now imagine you have to explain the above to someone who doesn't know who or what DarksydePhil is; they'd think you're absolutely fucking mental and you're making this shit up.
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The only people (outside of the cult) Phil's whales talk to are their tard wranglers who already know they're absolutely fucking mental.

You simply wouldn't tolerate Phil's shit if you ever experienced having a real friend of your own, to establish the context of what a real friend is; something Phil could never replicate no matter how hard he fakes it.

Phil's whales are just like himself. Friendless hermit mongos, every last one of them. That's why they have such a cult-like solidarity.
 
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Well gee Phil, maybe if you weren't such a thin skinned bitch, people would be far more willing to talk with you. Also Phil is the only one who likes his prestreams, who'da thunk it? Talking about the same old shit day in, day out gets boring, especially since it's just an excuse to not play games any more, isn't meaningful content to anyone who can take care of themselves.
Ruffian_Forever said:
YOUR ACTUAL VOTES!

why do i get the feeling phil bots his own polls?

who says your actual votes as opposed to your votes?
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It won't be him who bots, if it was actually being botted. He's saying that way to justify disregarding any results he doesn't like.
 
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