Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Schmuck of Ages]

is he looking to get a dog for free? from some kind of local breeder?
adoption fees are not costly and its pretty much always better to adopt from a shelter, no?

Oh absolutely it's better to just adopt and considering they are both very busy people it would be way smarter to adopt an adult dog but here we are.

 

[captkrisma]

That puppy is going through a wall, I know it.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Oh absolutely it's better to just adopt and considering they are both very busy people it would be way smarter to adopt an adult dog but here we are.

It is really competitive to get a dog that isn't a shitbull. I doubt their apartment is insured for it or they could get insurance for it. He'll probably have to buy a dog or CL has some non-shitbulls available for an adoption fee.

 

[semitooth]

It is really competitive to get a dog that isn't a shitbull. I doubt their apartment is insured for it or they could get insurance for it. He'll probably have to buy a dog or CL has some non-shitbulls available for an adoption fee.

most of the available apartments in my area (especially newer "luxury" apartments) have flat out strict no pet policies, unless you register your pet as an emotional support animal/service animal.

 

[Dead Air]

That dog is gonna shit and piss all over that house, and JR strikes me as the kind of person who would just leave it in the floor.

 

[Bumwine]

Can't wait to see Cali flexing about his "Tough Guy" inbred Pitbull like any good white ghetto dweller

 

[AnOminous]

In The US, Episcopalians and Anglicans take communion with wafers and wine nearly every service. Some other denominations do a communion ritual less frequently, sometimes only around specific Church calendar dates. The wine that is used for any of them is CHEAP and usually mixed with Holy Water. I was under the impression that wine is pretty much always used except for denominations that believe drinking alcohol is a sin, but I could certainly be mistaken there.

Well, Anglicans are basically just Catholics who got rid of the Pope because Henry VIII wanted to chop his wife's head off and/or divorce her so he could get some new pussy going. Except C of E is way lamer than the Vatican. Imagine being a government-approved religion. That said, it's no surprise Catholic ritual and Anglican ritual would be fairly similar.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

Guess jack is making REAL hot dogs soon.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

Qali's the kind of guy who would keep the puppy in a kennel all day while he was trying to bone the 15 year olds at the gym.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack’s newly uploaded TechTime video is so full of his usual angy old man tard raging - it’s amazing.

Also amazing? His wild take on creators getting credit and not having their work stolen. I don’t know how he can say this shit with a straight face. Well, slightly askew face.

Also Amazing Part Dos: That he thinks Tik Tok is full of scams however they do have provide good medical information. He would think Tik Tok SAHMs curing Covid with essential oils and repeating “but we don’t know what’s in it!!” would be a reliable source of medical information and that of all the things Tik Tok offers, it is only this that is useful to him and everything else is scams, cons, and immoral. This is so on brand for Jack that it’s possibly the most Jack-like take that’s ever been Jacked in the history of Jack.

He's got such a Boomer's understanding of tech that he honestly has no business talking to others about it. And seriously if you're going to Mushbrain to get your tech news or information then just give up right now. He's not insightful or interesting in any way except being a source of amusement.

That dog is gonna shit and piss all over that house, and JR strikes me as the kind of person who would just leave it in the floor.

He'd make Tammy Jr clean it up. He's too busy with the 10 year olds he brought over playing Nerf before bringing them into the bedroom for some "spiritual cleansing". And by that I mean he wants to molest them.

 

[abobe]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

There is no doubt it will be a shitbull. It fits in with his wigger lifestyle. It'll maul Jack's dead arm on sight like it would a child.

 

[MemeAreDNAofSoul]

Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are also the only main denominations that are too retarded to understand metaphoric symbolism.

Every denomination "understands" it, otherwise theyd have to come to terms with the fact that Jesus was just another kike doomsayer roaming Judea at the time.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I do not trust Qali with a dog.

FatBoiCali can get an adult male dog. When he visits the folks he can let Jagoff invite it up on the couch for a good long belly rub and a happy ending

 

[the khat quaffer]

There is no doubt it will be a shitbull. It fits in with his wigger lifestyle. It'll maul Jack's dead arm on sight like it would a child.

Pitbulls aren't aggressive unless you give them a reason or if their circumstances led them to be that way. They won't attack a baby unless acted upon, not that you should have them near a baby anyways. Sooooo they're like any other dog.

That got me thinking of Jacko waving his shiny gimp arm around to play with a puppy. "Come get it boy! Get the treat!"

Maybe he could be a matador. Wouldn't even need the red cape thingy.

 

[ZipDisk]

The tech talk is full of gold. No self-reflection whatsoever. Most of his damnation should be to a mirror. No artistic talent, doing the same thing over and over, not learning anything.

Mad as FUCK about soap.

 

[abobe]

The TikTok rant was hilarious. Makes me wonder if someone in the Scalfani clan (Jack) has fallen for a TikTok scam and that's where his anger was coming from. It couldn't be Jr because his For You Page is full of teenage boy thirst traps.

"once the kids are done being all over Tiktok, it reaches me and then it'll reach the older people then me."
"speak bubble"

 

[Aaway]

 

[ZipDisk]

[OBJ] SQUAD [OBJ]

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

On his tech time channel Jack plays Fornite with cali. If you want an idea about how well it goes, this video is titled 'Fortnite 1' and there is no 'Fortnite 2'

I've only just skimmed this video and there are some highlights:

Jack displays DSP levels of gaming inability. At one point Jack needs to be told: "You need to manage your health bar, we can't keep an eye on it for you." On his channel where he talks about technology, Jack is unable to understand the importance of a health bar in a video game.

There is an absurd conversation about the meaning of the word 'cuck' during which Jack learns it's meaning and tard rages after googling it.

Jack is completely unable to relate to the teens and just babbles endlessly about cooking. Jack is hilariously unaware of this and while the teens are trying to win Jack will randomly interject with something like "I've been doing lamb on the grill lately" while running in the wrong direction, away from the action and Cali will just let out this annoyed sigh or ignore him entirely and move on to another topic.

 

[ZipDisk]

Be funny if they made his avatar fat and gimpy.

Drag barred to 17:50, Junior Jack is trying to track a sniper. Jumbo Jack is blind firing at nothing.

Whoever was calling out enemy positions sounded competent, for a fortniter.

Jun also begs for ammo. Fuck they would be unpleasant sandbags on any pug.

Honestly, aside from complaining, Jack seemed eternally lost.