US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Feeling giddy right now. I would like to take a moment to directly address the demented, pants-shitting, mushbrained pedophile masquerading as our president. I would like to do so on this day in particular, as his corruption-incarnate ass just got a double-whammy of failure:

You’re nothing but a bog-jumping Irish snot. You probably have anal hairs clogged up with shit since you don’t wipe your ass. You probably blow hippopotamuses. YOU are a turd, a turkey, and a typical piece of shit. Your arrogance comes from the fact that you spent most of your life in the Cathedral of Carnal Sin, and that you were King Nigger’s begrudgingly racist white boy safety hire.

Joseph, I would let you suck my dick, but I would not let you swallow it. It is the essence of the nectar of the gods, and it mustn’t be in your body. You’re a senile turkey, and what’s left of your administration is pathetic. I hope you have the experience of truly understanding, in a moment of fleeting lucidity, what you have become/what you’re being used for, and the degree to which your political legacy (after all of these decades of work) is destroyed. This horrid realization should immediately be followed by immense, physiological pain that only lets up when you die screaming and bleeding from your asshole. Fuck you, Joe Biden.

And fuck Ron Klain, too. I hope that bastard chokes to death at a festive, celebratory dinner at an upscale steakhouse in front of his terrified family. All the while, panicked bystanders, a doctor, and an off-duty police officer try in vain to save him. Having personally witnessed such fucked-up a scene, I only wish said situation on those whom I truly hate, so that’s saying something.

My more complete remarks on that cocksucker:
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That being said, it was unexpectedly refreshing to see Roberts (instead of Kav/Alito/Thomas) raise issue with the “work-around” horseshit that, thanks to Ron Klain, is the official strategy by which the fed is pursuing their mandate. Ron was actually stupid enough to say the quiet part out loud.

Imagine him on a power trip, gleefully retweeting this, without so much as thinking about its implications and possible consequences down the line.
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It would be great if his retweet is directly cited and tied to a strike-down of the mandate. Imagine, the administration’s greatest chance of a power grab in years (excluding 2020) eroded by one of their own and his big, fucking mouth. It would also be great if such an outcome ruins him professionally as a result. A D.C. acolyte since 1983 serving in the executive branch near the POTUS, and now Ron suddenly finds that no one will take his calls because he’s such a fuckup.

I mean, just look at this fat, tiny-dicked little jew kike. Fucking embarrassing. I hope he gets ruined. Fuck him and his family.
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There's been articles with the same sentiment posted there with tens of thousands of upvotes tons of times. They pretty much just want woke Singapore.

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States have near carte blanche authority to do as they please here. Leave New York.
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Pretty much no reason to be living in a city as long as this farce is going on anyways. Just because there's no lockdown doesn't mean that there's no sinister policies being pushed.
 
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For Kiwis more knowledgeable about government, a (admittedly probably dumb) question:

Remember my post about Mom getting written up for missing a weekly COVID test? With this new smackdown, can she fight that and get it overwritten? Wrinkle: she works for the county government.
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Depends. Is she in the medical field? Was employer enforcing the OSHA mandate or their own workplace mandate?
 
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If you think about it, the fact that there's still the potential that CMS could be found unconstitutional in the courts just goes to show how far the Biden administration tried to overstep their boundaries. Imagine if every vaxmax enthusiast walks away from today thinking they got a partial victory and then CMS gets btfo in court a month later or something.
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This is how a vaxmax might react now, :story: That meme will never get old.
 
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I will say that The Daily Wire sucking their own dicks about how they are responsible for this ruling is already insufferable.
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God really!!!! What exactly are they taking credit for?
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AND THATS WHY TRUMP CAN'T RUN AGAIN/Matt Walsh

I'm Matt Walsh, and I ripped off Ashley St. Clair's book idea because I'm twitter tough.
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Explain more please. That sounds entertaining
 
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What book idea?
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Matt Walsh wrote a book called Johnny The Walrus, a kids book with a clear trans allegory. It made a big splash in the last month or two because Walsh kept saying he's one of the biggest LGBTQ authors. But Ashley St. Clair wrote the same thing months earlier with Elephants Are Not Birds, with objectively better art. She even called him on it but Walsh tried to say it's a coincidence and said she's overreacting.

There's two twitter camps for younger conservatives quietly competing with each other without outright saying it, with the Human Events people like Posobiec, St. Clair and Benny Johnson vs. The Daily Wire people of Shapiro, Walsh and Owens. The HE side seems to actually do investigative stuff, bringing up information and fighting fire with fire. They did more for helping Kyle Rittenhouse's case than other media people. The Daily Wire people are a new form of Con Inc., being a more presentable and better with media but just reactionary "ok, this is an EPIC takedown" type of bullshit. They piggybacked on other mandate lawsuits but pretend they did it themselves because they're fighters but by the way you can't elect Trump again.
 
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