DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hundredthousand]

His fans are all Hills Have Eyes mutants btw:

BigBrainLovesTSM just donated $50 and said 'Hey Phil, been a big fan of yours since 2008! Don't let the haters get you down. Keep on doing you <3 '

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

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that is really fucking weird looking. does anyone have a clip to see it in motion?

 

[Full Race Replay]

Didn't this guy have a vlogging channel last week, that he deleted? And now he says he wants to create a new vlogging channel in the future?

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Didn't this guy have a vlogging channel last week, that he deleted? And now he says he wants to create a new vlogging channel in the future?

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

He didn't delete it. He still needs those sweet sweet legacy views.

 

[TheTractor]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

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[Balr0g]

Didn't this guy have a vlogging channel last week, that he deleted? And now he says he wants to create a new vlogging channel in the future?

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

Probably doesn't want anything associated with his archive channel. after all even if he renames it the videos with King of Hate are still there and he won't delete them. Makes me wonder how he will name a possible new channel? King of Hypocriscy? King of Fast food? King of delusions? King of shit?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

His streams are feeling more and more like an actual cult every day. He's brainwashing and gaslighting everything and anything he can talk about. Plus as a typical cult leader, he can do no wrong and he doesn't have to abide by anything. He banishes (bans) cult members that try to escape the pignosis or talk back to the cult leader.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Didn't this guy have a vlogging channel last week, that he deleted? And now he says he wants to create a new vlogging channel in the future?

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

Phil truly can't evolve past his OG youtube mode "Better make 70 different channels so i can maximize that revenue", Why can't he just put his Vlogs on his main channel like what the fuck? A fucking 12 year old who just uploads using bandicam could run a channel better.

 

[UaineRunei]

Makes me wonder how he will name a possible new channel? King of Hypocriscy? King of Fast food? King of delusions? King of shit?

Something lazy like DSPGamingVlogs or whatever

 

[capefear56]

I refuse to believe he's human. No one's mouth shapes like this when yawning.

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Stroke lips.

 

[Coke Zero]

Probably doesn't want anything associated with his archive channel. after all even if he renames it the videos with King of Hate are still there and he won't delete them. Makes me wonder how he will name a possible new channel? King of Hypocriscy? King of Fast food? King of delusions? King of shit?

DownFromTheRaftersVlogs

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I finally figured out the look DSP is going for.

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He did always want to pretend to be a tough guy Italian...

Phil does seem like the kind of guy who watched the Sopranos and ended up thinking that the mobsters are cool and that he should emulate them, and boy did he do that great. He's a fat gambling addict like Tony, demented like Junior, generally incompetent like Chris, knows as much about Italian culture as Paulie does, delusional like Big Pussy, a malapropism machine like Little Carmine, will have a full head of hair like Ralphie soon, has a hair trigger temper like Phil, is gay like Vito and has a fat wife like Johnny Sack.

 

[Muu]

574 pages and it's January

 

[TheTractor]

Phil does seem like the kind of guy who watched the Sopranos and ended up thinking that the mobsters are cool and that he should emulate them, and boy did he do that great. He's a fat gambling addict like Tony, demented like Junior, generally incompetent like Chris, knows as much about Italian culture as Paulie does, delusional like Big Pussy, a malapropism machine like Little Carmine, will have a full head of hair like Ralphie soon, has a hair trigger temper like Phil, is gay like Vito and has a fat wife like Johnny Sack.

Tis a shame I can't give more medals to these comparisons.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

has a hair trigger temper like Phil

And like Phil in prison has to make due with his right hand and a couple tissues.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Bit of a weird one but F for Halo 3 servers, and one of my favorite moments in gaming, if I was young and had the ability to make content Halo 3 would have been that start, and probably would have gotten me better than Phil...

You just know he's going to regale some BS story how it was good blah blah blah SNORT and then threaten to Wage Quit Halo Infinite yet earns 1k through tips yet complains not enough support...

Still better off working now back when I was unemployed myself... I fucking detested it yet I was like a Phil Burnell over 12 years ago but super glad I got a kick up the shitter to where I am now and even better not power leveling here but to actually have a solid somewhat 9-5 is so good especially when you can save a good 10 mins and blagging it off for customers to hurry their shit up so I can go home is super satisfying... Yet 20 mins without money is pure gold!

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Phil does seem like the kind of guy who watched the Sopranos and ended up thinking that the mobsters are cool and that he should emulate them, and boy did he do that great. He's a fat gambling addict like Tony, demented like Junior, generally incompetent like Chris, knows as much about Italian culture as Paulie does, delusional like Big Pussy, a malapropism machine like Little Carmine, will have a full head of hair like Ralphie soon, has a hair trigger temper like Phil, is gay like Vito and has a fat wife like Johnny Sack.

Reminder he was filtered by the ending of the series

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And like Phil in prison has to make due with his right hand and a couple tissues.

That reminds me of another comparison, he thinks he is owed the world for having a 13 year beggacy just like how the revolving door of characters like Feech, Richie Aprile and Phil Leotardo thought that they are owed high leadership positions just because they did X amount of years in prison.

 

[UaineRunei]

When creating a poll is too hard

 

[Dona Morte]

One of the theories that is confirmed for me is that Phil struggles with problem solving.

1-Year Anniversary Home Tour pt1 - 1st Floor: Laundry Room/Garage/Kitchen​

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Jun 29, 2015
Look at how MANY garbage cans this man owns.
I will use myself as an example because my household also has two adults.
It takes us about a week to produce enough to fill one of A GARBAGE BAG, in addition to filling one of the recyclables.
This only confirms my suspicion that Phil Door Dashes almost if not EVERY day.
If you take one of the foam containers that food typically comes in it takes 4-5 of those to fill a garbage bag (2 gallon one). If he has this much garbage he produces A LOT of garbage. This could also mean he does not compact his garbage to fit. We also do not know how much Khet buys, but I venture she is not thrifty either.
The problem solving is hampered by the pay piggies and trolls that DO donate to him. When bailout comes why should he do ANYTHING different.
His chat no extends to being supportive for each other because Phil fails to do this function.
The biggest proof of that is when Phil failed to acknowledge that Rokeno is there to relax, not to hear about his bullshit.
I will offer one more observation as proof. The kitty litter itself.
Phil was comfortable enough not to have this matter for one week. When he says his garbage smells, I believe him. This is because he probably buys the shittiest bags, and does not use the one with odor protection.