DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Watamelon]

Ah yes, the permastuck low diamond Hashinshin whose inability to self-criticize or accept advice from other people stalled his LoL career. That and he's just a fucking idiot who can't use basic logic to solve novel problems, like someone else we know...

That motherfucker has been playing LOL since the times Hotshot was considered the best top and Saintvicious hit a smite once in a while and is somehow low diamond?

Jesus christ.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I was giving the ol' TIHYDP Dark Souls 3 a rewatch. I can tell DSP's dodges are horribly timed. At least in the first boss, he dodges too early. Sometimes the dodge window is forgiving enough tho. He is really bad at precision and adapting on the fly.

 

[cat2770]

Phil wants a new PC for streaming yet he doesn't know much about PC's in general or even the common knowledge of it. And I see some problems with his "need" for one.

1. Why he deserves a new PC if he doesn't even take care or simply update his PC frequently.
2. $10k a month and behind the scenes tips and still can't pay for his own PC, nor can paypiggys play multiplayer with their master. I'm sure OIC will buy him a new one.
3. Most streaming PC's are good enough for pc gaming ( if you got a decent graphic card in them ) to play.. like does he really need one that badly? its like saying I wanna get a RTX 3090 but not going to use raytracing technology at all.

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

Phil allegedly ran over his old green screen with his car.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil wants a new PC for streaming yet he doesn't know much about PC's in general or even the common knowledge of it. And I see some problems with his "need" for one.

1. Why he deserves a new PC if he doesn't even take care or simply update his PC frequently.
2. $10k a month and behind the scenes tips and still can't pay for his own PC, nor can paypiggys play multiplayer with their master. I'm sure OIC will buy him a new one.
3. Most streaming PC's are good enough for pc gaming ( if you got a decent graphic card in them ) to play.. like does he really need one that badly? its like saying I wanna get a RTX 3090 but not going to use raytracing technology at all.

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

Because fuck you pay me

Phillip burnell ..... stop being a such a cock sucker and a cunt of a person have some fucking shame again you never used to beg like this yet have the gall to say now your a better streamer ... how you haven't actually done anything you have just been "gifted" things those things don't change the way you act.

Why does he want this new computer, he won't use it. He doesn't have the ability to learn new things,

 

[TankMelee]

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

To my memory, the list of excuses why he can't use the old one is:

1. The greenscreen is way too big and was intended for a studio; no way it would fit into his office. (His original intention was to put it behind a desk for a news-like series.)
2. It would interfere with his sound baffling soundproofing foam.
3. The green thing itself was moldy from sitting next to garbage for years and was trashed, or maybe needs to be trashed.
4. The frame that holds the screen was damaged by a car at some point. The lights are good quality and worth salvaging though, even though he has no use for them besides resale.

He's still on his 10-year plan to get the greenscreen out his garage.

 

[Stollen Valor]

Phil wants a new PC for streaming yet he doesn't know much about PC's in general or even the common knowledge of it. And I see some problems with his "need" for one.

1. Why he deserves a new PC if he doesn't even take care or simply update his PC frequently.
2. $10k a month and behind the scenes tips and still can't pay for his own PC, nor can paypiggys play multiplayer with their master. I'm sure OIC will buy him a new one.
3. Most streaming PC's are good enough for pc gaming ( if you got a decent graphic card in them ) to play.. like does he really need one that badly? its like saying I wanna get a RTX 3090 but not going to use raytracing technology at all.

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

Even if he gets one, this won't go anywhere. He just thinks he needs one because consumerism is what he does best.
He'll stop using it as soon as there are things to set up or problems to solve that aren't plug & play.
The first driver he needs to download will end the PC arc. Then he'll need a gaming chair for his back, or he'll talk himself into getting a VR set.

And when he'll be questioned about his outdated bUrnElL productions, he'll just state that he likes it old school and isn't falling for the latest streamer fads, basically, once again passing his laziness and stagnancy off as integrity and principles.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This whole living with parents taboo is mostly an american thing. European countries whole families live and die under the same roof.

Really depends on where in Europe you are talking about. Here in Scandinavia it isn't the norm (anymore).

If an adult is living under the same roof as their parent will be looked on as very odd and people will assume that it's a NEET situation. Some people do move back in with their parent to take care of them if there are some health issues or some such, and will be seen as unusual but people will look at it as something really praise worthy.

One more thing,how is it possible that he has like 8 people in chat(including him and his bot) but over 200 viewers? Is OIC using viewbots or something? William The Alchemist started a stream 3 minutes ago,he has 9 viewers and 9 participants in chat.View attachment 2885684

Well LSB plays games he like and will chat about whatever, and doesn't Rocky just look like the best boy. LSB's chat has always ben a cool place to hang out and chat with others or LSB.

Because in his mind, he's Dear Leader and Kim Jong-Burnell rules all over North Phil: he's a demigod and everything he does is perfect. The first time he played golf? He got a hole in one on a par 4. His incline bench is 400, his deadlift is 1100, he can squat 500, and he's the best at everything! You didn't know that he was the inventor of the "Let's play"? Well, now you know.

Besides the cult of personality, "us vs. them.", Stalin would be proud to see how quickly he bans, retcons, and wipes out people out of existence. "Oh, John Rambo? He went on vacation. Where? Somewhere warm. Keep asking questions and you too will go on permanent vacation."

The Stalin/Kim-Jong comparison will never grow old as it is just so apt. DSP might no have set out to run a cult but he sure as shit got there.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

This nigga spent so long lagging on implementing a green screen that technology has caught up to the point where you don't even need one anymore. And he still won't do it.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil wants a new PC for streaming yet he doesn't know much about PC's in general or even the common knowledge of it. And I see some problems with his "need" for one.

1. Why he deserves a new PC if he doesn't even take care or simply update his PC frequently.
2. $10k a month and behind the scenes tips and still can't pay for his own PC, nor can paypiggys play multiplayer with their master. I'm sure OIC will buy him a new one.
3. Most streaming PC's are good enough for pc gaming ( if you got a decent graphic card in them ) to play.. like does he really need one that badly? its like saying I wanna get a RTX 3090 but not going to use raytracing technology at all.

Also Phil was on a green screen at some point or used one ... why does he need an another new one? did he discarded the old one? damn dont fix and rebuy. Financial business degree dood right there.

Phil’s computer is clearly sufficient for live-streaming. And he says he doesn’t want to play pc games. So what does he need a new pc for? The grift continues.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

that is really fucking weird looking. does anyone have a clip to see it in motion?

 

[RoyalBlast]

He look like 70 years old in this clip.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He look like 70 years old in this clip.

All those years of gin and those late-night WWE Champions pulls have caught up with him.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

All those years of gin and those late-night WWE Champions pulls have caught up with him.

Kat likes it like that.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't want to yawn shame but that's the gayest yawn I've ever seen/heard. If you told me this was shot live at a nursing home I'd believe you.

ETA
The more I think about the more I think Phil would do great in a dementia ward. Secure access so no one can come in, 3 meals a day (all easy to chew for sensitive teeth), someone to bathe him, all his chores done by an aide.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

All the shit he's piling up in the background makes him look like a hoarder.

 

[Balr0g]

All the shit he's piling up in the background makes him look like a hoarder.

He is a hoarder. Just think about Phils old condo tours where he says "Warning. You arew getting a visual overload." when showing his fully stuffed condo followed by "I am not a hoarder. All this shit is stuff that I use and need!" Yeah he needs those statues. For what? Don't ask questions or you are BANNED BANNED BANNED.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

He is a hoarder. Just think about Phils old condo tours where he says "Warning. You arew getting a visual overload." when showing his fully stuffed condo followed by "I am not a hoarder. All this shit is stuff that I use and need!" Yeah he needs those statues. For what? Don't ask questions or you are BANNED BANNED BANNED.

Phil is peak coomsumer so it makes sense that he is a hoarder, now he hoards worthless jpegs that he can't even sell so it's more pathetic, at least when he hoarded physical stuff he sold his portal gun to a gay furry for 200$.

 

[TurdFondler]

Yeah he needs those statues. For what?

For tag-team cage matches. Except the detractor statue companies made them so fragile they kept breaking

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

For tag-team cage matches. Except the detractor statue companies made them so fragile they kept breaking

They DID NOT break because he was playing with them!!!!!

They broke by normal everyday handeling!!!!!!