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On a more light-hearted note, a silly ol' tune singing the virtues of the vaccination (released back in May).

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VAXED HEAD - My Pfizer Nurse, by Faxed Head

from the album VAXED HEAD - My Pfizer Nurse
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MY PFIZER NURSE

Johnson and Johnson
Didn’t come to our town
Just Pfizer ladies
In floral gowns
They lined us up
Like you do a cow
Seniors first—
That’s you guys now

The side effects
Of dose number two
A big improvement
Over what I’ve been through
You don’t trust vaccines,
Mr. Sniffer of Glue?
Strap on an intubator
Covid’s coming for you

My Pfizer nurse
Gave me hope
When she shot me up
With Pfizer dope
My filthy mask
Into the trash
Let’s put on a show
For taco cash

No one gets close
During the best of times
Our death breath reeks
Of onion and limes
Now you all know
What we go through
Isolation, quarantine?
It’s nothing new

My Pfizer nurse
Gave me hope
When she shot me up
With Pfizer dope
We will do a show
For those with a card
Then head to Pepe’s
And eat more lard

Other companies test drugs
On people like me
They’ve drawn my blood
They’ve milked my pee
Now Pfizer’s here
And they want me to live
It’s as if they believe
I have something to give

Johnson and Johnson
Didn’t come to our town
Just Pfizer ladies
In floral gowns
They lined us up
Like you do a cow
Seniors first—
That’s you guys now

Can't wait for their appearance on Jimmy Kimmel.
 
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New daily symptomatic cases are also going down in all age groups, with cases among the over-75s plateauing at low levels.

Spector said this is a “reassuring sign” that the more vulnerable group has been spared from the worst of the Omicron wave.

He said he does not expect these rates to go down to zero, but he thinks Omicron “will probably continue to circulate at manageable levels in the population until late spring.”

Some scientists are already predicting COVID-19 will soon become endemic.

Professor David Heymann, from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said on Jan. 11 that the UK has a high level of population immunity and is probably “the closest to any country of being out of the pandemic if it isn’t already out of the pandemic and having the disease as endemic.”

Clive Dix, former chairman of Britain’s vaccine taskforce, said over the weekend that mass vaccination against COVID-19 should come to an end and the UK should focus on managing it as an endemic disease like flu.
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The Omicron wave has peaked a lot earlier than expected. I can say from personal experience that the same thing has happened here. Everyone catches it, literally everyone excepting for a few (I don't think I have). It exhibits as a cold, moderately bad in a few (with flu like symptoms) but mostly a sore throat and a headache for a couple of days. I know a bunch of people who obviously had it but showed negative on the rapid tests, because those tests are shit. A whole bunch more couldn't get tested and some didn't give a shit and didn't want their New Year holiday plans interrupted by having to stay home for a week. When it goes through an area it's done in a fortnight.

Covid is over. I understand this will be a source of grief and anxiety for many, especially in government, but today is the 14th of January and Covid will be done and dusted by next week. What happens then? Do they keep going with the fear porn? Insist that everyone get boosted? What's their plan, pretend it's still a thing and deny reality?

Anecdotally I can say that the mass jabs aren't going to go the way they want. My wife's friend took her kids to be injected at a vaccine clinic. According to the media there is massive demand for the child vaccinations, long waiting lists as people can't get appointments. She rocked up with no appointment and was seen right away as there was literally no one else there. Sure there are nigger cattle who will continue to demand their 4th and 5th boosters but it's going to be a hard sell for the rest.
 
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borsabil said:
Covid is over. I understand this will be a source of grief and anxiety for many, especially in government, but today is the 14th of January and Covid will be done and dusted by next week. What happens then? Do they keep going with the fear porn? Insist that everyone get boosted? What's their plan, pretend it's still a thing and deny reality?
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Some in bureaucrats in Quebec, still want to keep anxiety rolling and rolling.

Btw, sorry if I already posted that but it might be worth to repost it again about taxing the unvaccinated.
January 13, 2022

If limiting the unvaxxed is wise, what about limiting fat people?​

By Selwyn Duke

For the record, I've nothing against our friendly-fronted friends. Why, my favorite philosopher, G.K. Chesterton, reportedly weighed in at close to 400 pounds. Yet the reality is that the horizontally challenged have something in common with the "unvaccinated."
The latter are now today's lepers, attaining this status via refusal to accept experimental mRNA therapy agents (MTAs, AKA "vaccines") designed to prevent something they don't prevent. In fact, many Branch COVIDians talk about making "vaccine passports" a requirement for "participation in society."
This is already happening to an extent in Australia, the Land Down Under — COVID tyranny. For example, Australia's Northern Territory announced new draconian lockdown restrictions last week, with the MTA-resistant especially targeted.
Never mind that Lord Fauci the Infallible and other health oracles once said, implying that it was quite the mountain to climb, that a 70- to 80-percent "vaccination" rate would suffice to deliver herd immunity, and Australia now has a 91-percent rate among people over 12.
But, hey, they just need to get that rate up to 154 percent, and it'll be shrimp-on-the-barbie and Foster's time once again. Don't say it's impossible, either, because Democrat counties often prove the achievability of such numbers at election time. You just have to "vaccinate" those recently dead Australians, mate, to be fair dinkum safe — and forbid casket exiting and midnight zombie romps for the foreseeable future.
Anyway, "There are only three reasons to leave the home now, not five," said Northern Territory chief minister Michael Gunner last Monday, explaining the COVIDian establishment of (dark) religion. "Work is not a reason to leave the home for the unvaccinated," he continued, elaborating on the limitations. "The chief health officer has also determined that restriction of movement is critical right now and that one hour of exercise for the next four days is not essential."
This is despite the fact that most coronavirus transmission occurs indoors and that adequate sunlight exposure reduces one's chance of infection and serious illness.
Gunner also stated (video below) that you "may only leave home for three reasons — medical treatment, including Covid testing or vaccination — for essential goods and services, like groceries, power tokens, and medications – [and] to provide care or support to a family member or person who cannot support themselves." Ja, mein Führer!
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And there another good rant about covid shots.
January 14, 2022

The dangerous assumption people are making about the COVID shots​

By Leann Horrocks

An awful lot of people are making a very dangerous assumption about the COVID-19 jabs: that the manufacture of them is pristine. Everyone seems to tacitly accept that every vial of a given jab is perfect and identical to every other vial of the same thing and that it is delivered to the injection site in perfect condition. I don't think so.
Bad batches?
There are press reports of localized clusters of bad jab reactions, such as a huge spike in stillbirths in Scotland. See here and here. Scotland is not the only place. The U.S. has the same issues in some areas.
Japan had some real issues with the jab, and there was no way to talk about it without admitting there was a "bad batch."
Moderna said Wednesday that tainted batches of its COVID-19 vaccine sent to Japan were contaminated with stainless steel particles[.] ... The US biotech firm is facing major setbacks in Japan, with hundreds of thousands of doses suspended following reports of foreign substances detected in vials.
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Moderna had the gall to minimize this incident:
Stainless steel is routinely used in heart valves, joint replacements and metal sutures and staples. As such, it is not expected that injection of the particles identified in these lots in Japan would result in increased medical risk.
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An apology would have been more appropriate — or better, a return to the drawing board.
Distribution is sketchy
Ingredients that constitute the jab itself come from many sources, but it is clear to everyone that these jab vials were produced in a big hurry. Among other logistical issues, for two of the RNA-based jabs, the completed vials needed to be shipped at -75 degrees Celsius. The manufacturer quickly invented a solution.
In less than six months, the [Belgian] team designed a thermal shipping box the size of a carryon suitcase that would keep the vaccine ultra-cold when packed with dry ice.
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So we are dealing with small batches, manufactured with a new process, shipped to sites all over the world that had no experience in handling anything like this. What could go wrong?
Even assuming the best intentions by the jab-makers, there are a lot of humans involved in handling this stuff. There are also a lot of variables in the way the actual shot is physically administered. Consistent supervision is out of the question at this scale. Even if the jab vials were pristine and identical to start with, it is at least iffy that would be the case by the time it got to a distant arm.
Africa is having serious problems with distribution, even with the two jabs that do not require excessive refrigeration.
In May Malawi burned nearly 20,000 doses. At least seven other African countries have destroyed some 450,000 doses in all[.] ...
The AstraZeneca shot is viable for just six months — and early donations to Africa often arrived with little time left. A batch of 191,000 AstraZeneca vaccines rejected by South Africa and reallocated to South Sudan in March arrived there just two weeks before their expiry date; 59,000 were destroyed as a result.
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Nigeria destroyed 1 million doses.
Production is questionable
Now it turns out that the Japanese bad batch experience is not necessarily an outlier.
German pathologists presented an analysis of the coronavirus "vaccine" during a shocking press conference in September. A clip of the conference, which has been translated exclusively for RAIR Foundation USA, reveals foreign objects in the vaccine, as well as in the blood of those who have taken the vaccine.
Some of the foreign objects were described as "accurately constructed" and also — shockingly — worms that were hatched from eggs.
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This article contains horrifying pictures of some of the "objects." These tests were done on "leftover" samples, meaning the bulk of them had been injected into uninformed arms.
More testing is needed.
What if we assume less than good intentions by parties involved in the jab's creation? What if this is the all-time biggest medical experiment on the human race? Would they really not try different formulas in different quantifiable groups? I'll bet the vaccine passports include the lot number from which the bearer's jab came.
Those thoughts notwithstanding, there is enough evidence to realize that the quality of any single jab cannot be guaranteed, even if mounting concerns about the content of the injection were set aside. This variable alone should exempt anyone from involuntary participation in the jab program. Due to a variety of factors, the jabbed are woefully uninformed about risk prior to participation. Considering that getting jabbed is an irrevocable decision, this is just not right.
If you include natural immunity, we are already at herd level. It's time to stop the mandates. We need more testing on content and manufacturing of these products. This illness is only 2.5 years old (that we know of) and has mutated substantially from its first appearance. The unvaxxed are being told to get a jab they don't want, is risky, and is designed to counter a disease that basically no longer exists. More importantly, there is no way the jab, including its delivery system, could have been properly tested in the lifetime of a five year old.
We need to learn more before we risk butchering the immune systems, fertility, heart function, and survival of our children.
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Edit: Just founded that clip via that French blog about a unvaccinated guy who said get the jab.

We got to compare that clip with the previous ones mentionned in this thread.
 
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There's no need to worry about vaxx passes. I live in what is theoretically the most Covidian city in the entire planet with harsh restrictions on the unvaccinated.

Literally no one gives a flying fuck any more. Nobody has asked to see my faked passport in weeks. As Omicron has swept through the state infecting almost everyone the whole thing has become a farce. It's hilarious watching masked up boomers still using their phones to scan the QR codes when there is now no contact tracing. The days when there was a worker outside every chain store checking their customer's papers are long gone.

Even Dan Andrews has stopped droning on about the vaccinated economy and the pandemic of the unvaccinated. My old boss reached out to me a few days ago and offered to re-hire me vaccine certificate or no. The government has shown no interest in enforcing the rules and apart from big corporate and public work sites no one cares, with smaller private businesses outright ignoring the mandates. It wasn't like this a couple of months ago but with the insane labor shortage we're seeing a level of desperation to hire anyone with a pulse just to keep the doors open. Even public hospitals are re-hiring unvaxxed staff on short term contracts.

Purebloods need to stand strong and remember that time is on their side. The narrative is unraveling at breakneck speed and scaring the shit out of gullible idiots is causing more trouble for the government than it's worth. Everyone knows that the self isolation requirements will be dropped entirely soon. In the supermarket today there were bare shelves everywhere with no meat to be found. An irate population who can't get food because truck drivers have to take a week off every time they get the sniffles is too much for them.



Yes it's the Guardian but it's a good explanation of the issue the government now faces, persuading the Covidian bed wetters to stop wetting the bed.

We have shown that we are nothing if not adaptable over the last two years – but I have seen nothing from the politicians acknowledging that this part of the journey is going to be challenging for many. Many Australians got really scared for the better part of two years and the government and the media didn’t let up when it came to hammering in the fear. The fear isn’t going to go away overnight just because many people experience the virus in its mild form.

You can’t freak people out for that long and that hard without expecting some residual traces of that fear to remain in the system.

Predicting anything in this pandemic has been impossible, but I do sense one thing: after the fear subsides, there will be anger.
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2 years of non stop fear porn has been great for ratings but now Covid is the common cold things have to change and soon. The task is how to manage the nigger cattle into coming to terms with reality. I think the incessant selling of the vaccines is part of that. Of course they're useless but they're a handy psychological tool in persuading the cultists to re-engage. You've been boosted, yes you're better than the dirty unvaxxed, now please, please go back to work and promise there's no need to take a rapid antigen test or stand in line for 12 hours to get a PCR every time you have a runny nose. Masks, passports, mandates, they're utterly pointless but without them a significant proportion of the population won't take part in society. The government has a tricky balancing act, on the one hand they can't afford to allow any Covid restrictions to stand especially when it comes to the economy, on the other they have to signal to their NPC base that they're still being super tough and taking the virus seriously. They're doing this through rhetorical messaging in the media while letting the virus rip.

I can't say I feel sorry for the Covid cultists, imagine living like that? They deserve all the mental trauma they're no doubt experiencing. For the unvaxxed you can tell your grandkids that you lived through the Covid times without being a complete bitch, and that's something to be proud of.
 
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Mrs. Addams said:
But now... if my company mandates the vaccine, and I have side effects, I get to sue them, right? Prior to the government mandate that kept most of the companies with half-way-decent legal departments from mandating.


The pro-mask people would tell you that we need to not all get it at once or we'll collapse the hospitals.
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I think you might do that
 
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@borsabil you forget the vaccine injuries and side effects in the long term. Wait til all those cancers, liver failures, renal failures and autoimmunes pile up.
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Speaking of injuries, there's an other tv reporter, from Buenos Aires, who collapsed live.

And remember that Daily Mail article telling then Viagra? The so-called fact checkers tell then Viagra is not recommended as a treatment against corona-chan.
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And myocarditis taked an other soccer player from Canada. Note they said "after covid infection" and no mention of a vaxx.

MUNICH (AP) -- Bayern Munich left back Alphonso Davies has been sidelined with evidence of heart muscle inflammation after being infected with the coronavirus, coach Julian Nagelsmann said Friday.

The Canada international will be out of action for at least “the coming weeks” after the inflammation, known as myocarditis, was detected in a follow-up examination after his return to training this week, Nagelsmann said. The coach described the inflammation as “mild” and “not so dramatic,” citing the results of an ultrasound examination.

Myocarditis is a mild, temporary condition in the vast majority of cases, according to experts.

Bayern said last week that Davies had tested positive and he was back in training on Wednesday. Nagelsmann said Davies would now stop training until further notice to give his body time to heal.
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Gorilla Tessellator said:
C'mon Jen is just an ugly redhead middle-aged woman. Her mannerisms are clearly of a clueless, undereducated, self-important cunt. Even with years of training no tranny can replicate it. Take a look at Brianna Wu, after many years of trying to become a female, he still acts like a male buffoon. It's quite different for a woman, because there is less self-assuredness, even with her smug demeanor. You just know that 90% of the time she is in over her head.
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Psaki is a FAKE REDHEAD

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I figured I'd ask here since I'm curious. Have any hockey players had "random" heart attacks like is happening with soccer, tennis, apehoop players? I ask just out of curiosity because I used to play hockey and every motherfucker in the sport was pretty right leaning, I've yet to see any reports of them suffering heart attacks like other sports. Does the NHL have a jab mandate? Even in the mostly sedentary position as goalie when I played my heart still felt like I was running a marathon so you'd think this shit would be affecting hockey players too.
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Not sure if this is late but it looks like covid has traumatized liberals so much, they're beginning to deprive themselves of cultural enrichment
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MINNEAPOLIS— At Minneapolis – Saint Paul International Airport (MSP), U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers have identified a trend that could have deadly effects and lead to another outbreak of disease. The culprit is bushmeat.

Since late December, CBP Agriculture Specialists at MSP have observed U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents returning from Liberia and declaring fish only on their written and verbal declarations. Even when passengers are asked directly about bushmeat, they declare “fish.” Inspections reveal more than fish. Most packages are wrapped in multiple layers of newspaper, plastic, foil, and tape. Chief Agriculture Specialist Lauren Lewis said, “the intermingling of fish and bushmeat in the same package is common.”

During the last week of 2021, officers seized over 104 pounds of bushmeat. Due to the potential of foreign animal disease introduction, CBP agriculture specialists take the most restrictive action to remove such items from a traveler’s baggage as an exact countermeasure in accordance with U.S. Department of Agriculture, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and Fish and Wildlife regulations.

“Minnesota’s CBP agriculture specialists are focused on their mission to prevent entry of prohibited items from entering into the United States,” said LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke, Director, Field Operations-Chicago. “The sheer volume of bushmeat our specialist intercept clearly shows how they play a critical role in preventing diseases from entering the United States.”

“Just last week our agriculture specialists stopped a passenger returning from Liberia,” said Augustine Moore, Area Port Director-Minnesota. When officers asked if he had any bushmeat, he said he had “parts of a monkey; turned out is was two primate arms and primate rib material.”

The term “bushmeat” refers to raw and minimally processed meat that comes from wild animals in certain regions of the world including Africa and may pose communicable disease risk. Bushmeat comes from a variety of wild animals, including bats, nonhuman primates, cane rats (grasscutters) and antelope. Bushmeat is often smoked, dried, or salted, which are not procedures that render the meat noninfectious. Bushmeat could be infected with germs that can cause sickness in people including the Ebola virus.

Ebola is a rare and deadly disease that is spread through direct contact with the blood or body fluids or a person that is sick or died from Ebola. Generally, Ebola is not spread by food. However, in Africa, human infections have been associated with hunting, butchering, and processing of meat from infected animals. To learn more about bushmeat visit https://www.cdc.gov/importation/index.html

CBP's border security mission is led at ports of entry by CBP officers from the Office of Field Operations. Please visit CBP Ports of Entry to learn more about how CBP’s Office of Field Operations secures our nation’s borders. Learn more about CBP at www.CBP.gov.
Ok Ilhan Omar, you can bring your brother-husband to America but please leave your salted monkey filet in Africa.
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They somehow got flooded with africans so retarded they'd rather eat monkeys than Biltong. Just another testament to the stupidity of Africans that they have their own version of jerky that is rather tasty and they'd rather eat disease ridden animals in the frostbitten wastelands of Minnesota than just eat normal human food.
 
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The Onion is now obsolete. We don't need satire anymore. Reality has become a twisted parody of itself.

God, I'm so glad I never went to college. Imagine actually sitting around listening to balding, whiny hooks blabber on about historical genocides. I'd want to eat a fucking pistol.
 
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Roger Marshall, a freshman senator from Kansas, has responded to Fauci with a shitpost bill:
Marshall is introducing legislation which will be titled the Financial Accountability for Uniquely Compensated Individuals (FAUCI) Act. The legislation will require the Office of Government Ethics (OGE) to provide a list of all confidential filers within the government whose financial disclosures are not public
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Mrs. Addams said:
But now... if my company mandates the vaccine, and I have side effects, I get to sue them, right? Prior to the government mandate that kept most of the companies with half-way-decent legal departments from mandating.


The pro-mask people would tell you that we need to not all get it at once or we'll collapse the hospitals.
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Debatable. One would have to rely on finding a sympathetic judge Good luck with that. Most judges are ancient boomers deathly afraid of the coof.
 
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